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WATCH THIS BUFOON TALK HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=1BTiPIhsPOs

DUMP IMMINENT

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Trump's going to be replaced with a guy who has dementia. let that sink in.

Made $400 on $SNAP today bros

FUCK tripfags

>Its not a financial war

kek

ONLY GOOD NEWS, BEARKEKS ON TRAPWATCH LMAO

dr bald manlet is here to tell you about his thoughts and prayers

>I GOT TEN THOUSAND SCIENTISTS READY TO ROLL NIGGA

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>COOMER MANLET ALERT
COOMER MANLET ALERT
>COOMER MANLET ALERT
COOMER MANLET ALERT
>COOMER MANLET ALERT

LITERALLY 10,000 AMERICAN SCIENTISTS WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK ON A CURE

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I called it before the presser, chloroquine will be the death of corona-chan

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WHAT DO WE DO BEAR BROS

WHAT

DO

WE

DOOOOOOOO

> provide hope...
> to America...
> which is basically...
> a terminal patient..

guys should i borrow $20k from my 401k to invest?

SO FAR
>trump rambling
>trying a new cure?
>manlet FDA guy speaking now

I'm a zoomer and if I get WuFlu I will undoubtedly try to spread it to the boomers.

>Chinese virus
this will never catch on, there are so many viruses from China that calling the coronavirus that is impractically vague lmaooo

IT'S GONNA BE HELL
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS LYING DEAD IN THE STREETS
SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN NOW

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

BUY PUTS WHILE THEY ARE CHEAP

BULL ARE LOOSE.
FUCK BEARS
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK FAGGOTS

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We wait, it's far from over

>guy who acts like has dementia replaced by guy who actually has dementia

Bobros, you DID just buy SQQQ for $24, right?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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So an upgrade?
Biden won't appoint the level of crooks, cronies and suck-ups that Donald has running EVERYTHING.

>"WE SAID STOP, GO HOME!"
NO DONALD, YOU SAID TAKE COOF MEDICINE AND GO TO WORK.
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.

TELL US ABOUT THE MONEY

>letting the feds invest for you
Yes. Why do you even have a 401? Because of the interest? Fuck that.

Trump already has dementia lmao

wire me the $20k instead and I'll go all in on hotels

>THAT COUGH

Xth for fuck you orange man and fuck America

cheap puts

What did GRPN (free stock) mean by this bros?

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kratos stock is a shitcoin

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Holy fuck that cough

>oil pump dying

thank God I wanted to buy the bottom was afraid I missed it

FUCKING RUN

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SQQQ status -> bought and standing by

>Awww fuck I'm cooming

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Shit, did he good?

its gonna go down again tmorow right?

>There is not enough evidence to determine whether chloroquine is safe to be given to people aged 65 and older. However, the drug is cleared by the kidneys and toxicity should be monitored carefully in people with poor kidney functions.

sounds like a great plan.

It's inverse you retard, you buy it high and sell low since it inverses

23 actually

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10k global deaths tomorrow btw

buy orders tripped at 24.6 and 24.5

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How low IQ do you have to be to eat this shit up?
>GREAT COUNTRY
>PROFESSIONALS
>WORKING
>EVERY
>DAY

Corona-chan will take uncle Joe and the DNC will nominate Hillary at the convention.

Trump had 1 chance to say something important and pump the market. It was pumping when he started talking and now has been moving sideways. He's stopped talking.
When the stream is over, it's gonna dive

REPORTING IN

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>market crabbing hard

Short boost, crab rest of day, plunge tomorrow. Remember, coronachan merely catalysed this recession, but the root cause is long term unstable market fundamentals

There are so many fucking non-answers I don't why there is a pump, god boomers are honestly retarded

Based free money man

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Suck a dick commie. We’re beating the virus

like average?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS CAN AND WILL DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING AND THE STOCK WILL DUMP
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convention is going to be cancelled due to coofing.

Am I crazy or is this conference effectively saying nothing major and just saying "We're working on stuff that will eventually happen"?

Hope shorts got crushed

Recession called off lol

Very based, gentlemen. Now we wait.

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alright bros, i'm all moved out to cash, and to prevent myself from buying any more wagers, i'm going to switch brokers.
who are you all using that isn't robinhood? interactive brokers looks the most tempting to me right now

>poorfags voted for this guy
I mean I guess he could be appealing to other rambling retards
Sometimes I feel like this moron forgets what he was talking about a second ago and has to improvise gibberish to fill the void

so doomers BTFO?
i dont even like drumpf but yeah this is over

How are you doing after CNBC bill?

COLLECT THE SPERM

But tomorrow is triple witching my nigga how that play out yo homie nig wop do wop bop?

>We are looking for everything
>Really just anything we can
>I mean, we're paying Gilead to inject people with turmeric.
>turmeric isn't even an intravenous drug, it's a seasoning, but we're trying it anyway

>Collecting the blood of healthy virus free millennials to inject into dying boomers

Is this the first conference you've watched?

now do dividend aristocrats and kings

It literally said there is an effective cure and as long as the drug is available nobody else will die from it except the extremely infirm.

Massive market moon soon.

lol no the short crush is friday

Yes sir I did buy

I agree, i am shorting oil atm though and the feds trying to stop me...

>bullkeks actually believe that we arent going to slide downwards the rest of the day and tank tomorrow

>3-6 months
lmao

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Kek

SOMEBODY GET ACKMAN ON THE LINE

>take blood from the sick
>give it to healthy people
nice

xtb for cfds and forex

>3-6 months until things maybe kind of start going back to normal
Yeah... "good" news. Already starting to tank.

THIS NIGGA TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRE CURES NOW
THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT

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this doc has a calming voice

Jesus Christ, the obvious shilling in these threads.

thanks fren were all gonna make it

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Nah we'll end in green today. Tomorrow we're done for.

Sold my calls, bought more puts, get fucked faggot

This is a pretty milqutoast speech, he's gotta cap it off with trumpbux or something

People voted for him because he does shit like say "Chinese virus" and "It comes from China" in a world where the news is so insane it does everything it can to say this is racist. It doesn't mean he's good or not it's just that he will say shit that makes him look like a beacon of sanity in a world of retardation.

I'm all in SPY puts, I decided to go a little longer term this time.

I think I'm feeling short of breath

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Say hello to PTG shills

BANG BANG BOOM
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE ZOOMER
OUT WITH COOM

>Dumping

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delusional

tfw up 4.5% in ten minutes


Quick, recommend me a good PUT

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>12 months for a vacc

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bullbros what's this long red things in my chart??

12 months to a vaccine, treatments months away.

ACKMAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
THE MARKET IS GREEN
ACKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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oh shit crab is gone we're going down

Who could've guessed that the bat virus could be cured by sucking blood?

Ok

12 months lmao

>not chinese virus
you fucked up pence

>conflating a shit stock that paid a $0.06 dividend with stocks that have raised their dividend 25-50 years in a row.

Cope dumbass. I'll take the free money if you don't want it

There are people who literally believe they eat the body and drink the blood of a 2000 year old jew every week which guarantees them a place in eternal paradise.

Never underestimate the stupidity of a human being.

does a triple witching usually mean theres a boost in buying or in selling?

The cure has been found: drain the zoomzooms and inject their blood into boomers, like that scene from Blade

PUUUUUUUUUUUMP

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>m..maybe we uh
>maybe we'll have something soon
>idk a year? haha maybe six months can you guys just hold out for six months please

put benis in bagina xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

There's a boost in both. It means big volatility.

R u fucking retards serious they are telling you this shit is already beaten.

The bottom is literally in.

PUMP IS OVER WE DUMPING NOW

That's it... that's it...

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Other way round, tranny.
I'm not even a yank, but come on.

kek let it tumble
they sure as hell can't have my blood
based ackman needs to dump this bish

>Pence takes the mic
>DOW falls
lmao

8lb By J kek,what does it mean

Fucking. boomers believe anything this retard has to say.

what is sqqq and why should I buy it
I'm new

WHY THE FUCK IS GILD GOING DOWN AND NOT UP????

Got most of yesterday lose back

In 2 months this should be 25k min

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we got too cocky bros

Except he sounds even more retarded on average than your typical college dropout

>but muh based insults
you wanted a 15 year old teenager as your president? God damn americans are a fucking waste of air

>we have nothing we can do BUT DON'T PANIC BUY MORE STOCKS YOU FUCKING FILTHY GOYIM

HERE COMES THE DUUUUUUUUUUMP

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>wanting to be injected experimental shit which was rushed out within 4 weeks

>2020
>being an unironic edgy atheist

I feel bad for you user

*tips*

>effective
is that why China did clinical trials and then said nothing about it? CCP loves bragging about their successes.

>FEMA

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I talked to you not about you ,clean your monitor

DUMPING
DUMPING
DUMPING

BEAR BROS WE BACK.

FEMA. ITS GONNA DUMP

SPY's going back to 238

You gotta listen to me, this is SERIOUS! Millions will DIE!

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WHY ARE COKE J&J AND PFIZER GETTING REKTTTED??

It was scheduled on the assumption they would be able to announce YangBux this morning. But no deal was cut last night, so he's rambling with vague platitudes. You may now resume your crashing market already in progress.

Does anyone understand why GILD is shitting the bed right now? What the fuck

good let them, they're the ones who are going to die

SEAGATE PUT

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back to chingchong land, chink shill. stick a dead bat up your ass

I HOPE YOU BOYS BOUGHT INVERSE

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>if you don't have symptoms, you don't need to get a test
>up to 20% of cases are completely asymptomatic

We're so fucked. Nobody knows what to do.

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BELOW 1% NOW

HERE COMES THE RED

dude seriously just shut the fuck up already

Support from the president.
If they fail a vaccine they're fucked so people are getting out early because of that uncertaincy

why is the Guess brand for clothes mooning? GES

are THOTs shopping online while their beta prepper bfs feed them rice and spam?

Inverse-Leveraged ETF. Market goes down = price goes up, and vice versa.

In the short amount of time he's been talking the S&P has been selling


Good for the options traders.

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He's been right about everything. He's right about this too. Trump is the hero of the American people.

NOW WE HAVE AN ACTUAL TESTING SYSTEM, ONLY 2 MONTHS LATE!
GOOD ON US!!!
TAKE RANDOM DRUGS, WHO KNOWS!!

A CURE HAS BEEN FOUND

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Retards finally realized this will last at least 12 months

Uhhhh what?
They have not shown any willingness to help the world deal with this. The drugs that they have been testing, foreign drugs, why would they be praising them?

No.

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another 20k test

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>I talked to you not about you ,clean your monitor
LMFAO gleat English, Chang.

>he bought?

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Pence trying to sound enthusiastic about 3M's profits. Honestly sad.

Yeah, you couldnt make a coherent argument to save your life Cletus, literally. I guess being mentally 15 helps you sleep at night.

How long until we start seeing some dead senators??

>no edition
disappointing, altho good job keeping (embed)'s out

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WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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He literally just said we're going to need tens of thousands of ventilators as the virus spreads. Whoops.

lmao you are pathetic

GET FUCKED BULLS
SHORTS ARE BACK IN THE MENU BEARBROS

ITS OVER

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

People of all age except kids are just as likely to need ICU care although elderly are more likely to die

It's true, Trump has been correct only 2 months after all the experts who have been trying to say this, while Trump and Fox mocked them roundly.

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fuck I missed it what happened

When spy go down, sqqq go up 3x

pretty much a summary of this entire speech.

Many such cases

>i'm too retarded to play both directions

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3M MAKING MILLIONS OF NEW MASKS AND I BOUGHT 15 SHARES WHY IS IT GOING DOWN REEEEEEEEEEE

>these are the people callings others shills
yiggity yikes

I'll be honest, for me Pence sounds so much more presidential than the orange cheeto

BEARBROS REPORT IN

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How do I get a refund on Robinhood? I bought Equinfax by accident when I wanted to buy Equinix instead.

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Why would chinks try to stop a killer virus they released to kill their old people and use as a smokescreen to disappear political dissidents, along with fucking with the west? Actual effective treatment is reserved for loyal party members and family.

"We have no idea what's going on. Really no idea what to do. We're testing random drugs and hoping that they'll work."

Is she hot bros?

Is this blade 2?
Very good question.
Maybe we’ll just get body doubles until this is all over. Or they’ll “work from home”

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ROONED

Mike Pence is such a suave statement. He'll be a great president in 2024

>antidotes

>In order to fulfill the ventilator needs we'll be converting over 375,000 commercial grade shopvacs into ventilators

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YOU DONT LOL

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BRIX IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Masks are like 0.5% of the company

Mario Mom is up. The stocks are going down.

Buy RDHL if you want to profit off this.

Present

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Not nearly as much as you. Have fun drowning in debt while your orange cheeto bends over to bail out the mega corporations. I’m sure you’ll really enjoy all that winning.

woman talking, dump time

Why is 3M stock dropping with N95 masks a buzzword right now? Is the rest of their product portfolio expected to take that much of a hit that the N95 mask production won't offset it? Isn't there a chance that some of their production lines are being refitted for N95 production?

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>antidotes
It's "anecdotes"

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My $30 limit buy on Pfeizer just fired

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Who else exchanged into USD from CAD and has been making gains without even knowing it?

standing by for the post trump dump

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>Woman talks
>Dow goes down

DID SHE JUST SAY ANTIDOTE INSTEAD OF ANECDOTE???

>antidotes
kek

seethe more faggot haha

he has a good voice for speaking. very eloquent.

very much in same the vein as nina hartley

>bought yesterday at $29
I'm retarded

Are you serious? I bought 5x the amount I wanted to because I thought the price dropped from $500 to $100

LMAO

3M makes about 8,000,000 different products and masks are not that big of a revenue stream

Domp eet

BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY

their booties?

lose more faggot haha

Did I miss anything?

NO REFUNDS.

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Did you see her yesterday? She was literally talking about how millennials will save us from this because they know how to skip from level 3 to level 7 in video games.

Shoot them an email bro

I’ve said this many times but yes, masks are a very small segment.

Recession FUCKS them. They’re a manufacturer. They work on all sorts of things.

Why would they "refund" you? You put in a purchase order and they filled it.

>boodys

>be shure to practish shoshal dishtancing

Look at the way he looks at the crowd. His fucking eyebrows

donathions

It's okay bro, sell at 30 tomorrow and get back in the next day.

we're back

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I've been a turbo bear but am turning bull at least short term. Snagged SPUU for long term hold and a variety of SPY calls OOTM. I just don't trust this downward movement after that futures turnaround and this green day. Something seems strange about it and we might see an explosion up.

This slurring

They misled me by naming the companies so similarly.

>Begging for Zoomer blood

REIT GANG

Who’s the asshole bank using their repo money to create floors constantly, it’s so obnoxious watching SPY flip $3 at a time

GIVE US YOUR BLOOD GOY

>le based black man

QQQ up 2%
TQQQ down 4% someone explain the math

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Does this nigga got a lisp

WAIT WHAT THERE’S 10,000 CASES IN THE US???

>antidote
>booties

does this faggot have a lisp? why didn't they just have someone speak for his retarded ass kek

Called sqqq short term on the low this morning.

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THE PRESIDENT FINALLY STOPPING DENYING ACTUALLY GIVES US AUTHORITY TO DO SOMETHING!! PRAISE MR PRESIDENT!!!

Trump was saying they have promising drugs to treat it, then the next dude starts talking about sucking the blood out of recovered people and injecting it into the sick to fight the disease

If you hodl it for a couple of years maybe you'll get a nice profit

sure does

More like smug & arrogant

We'll NEVER getting this opportunity to invest in stocks at this value again. Hope you're not gonna miss out, lads.

Coronavirus is the best thing to ever happen to us if we take the opportunity.

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Who is this lispy faggy nigger?

Someone get Tyson of the stage

when did mike tyson get his face tattoo removed??

Anesthesiologist is such an unfortunate career if you have a lisp.

>GIVE US YOUR BLOOD GOYIM

>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME

+0.x%
wow, real bull hours

bruh Robinhood didn't name the tickers

donate blood to boomers after they fucked us for decades and decades to come? Nah.

Wait really? Doesn’t look like it’s gong beneath 30.50

did this woman just try to suggest that it's having more positive cases and a high percentage of positive cases is actually a good thing?

>begging millennials to donate their avocado toast laced blood to save boomers
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
boomer cope

Somebody forgot to give this cunt their daily andrenochrome

PLEASE DONATE BLOOD WE ARE GOING TO NEED IT IN 1 MONTH. PLEASE