/smg/ - Stock Market General

Have you been to a doctor?

pre-presser pump
to
donald dump
every time

LETS DO THIS TRUMP PUMP

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>Tulsi drop out

lmao better pray Trump puts in a hell of a pump

>PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
>PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA

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All i can do now is hold i'm not turning back.

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Fuck me I just bought USO puts and oil is literally mooning WTF

>tfw all in MGM yesterday
today is a good day

Today I will remind them
youtu.be/p_AyuhbnPOI

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why does this fat fuck schedule things then show up an hour later, did someone forget to tell him about daylight savings

>All i can do now is hold i'm not turning back.
iktf

Hey you might get lucky during the speech

I don't have health insurance, so no

WTF wasn't it just 1,000 like 2 days ago????

godspeed you beautiful retard/

LOAN YOUR ENERGY FOR THE PUMP

a well dressed man at a dive bar told me he manages $500,000,000 in investments for a bank his family started and he said he's buying up REI

I just put my last dollar into REI.. ama

Depends on if he announces everyone is getting Trumpbux or not.

that sounds very much like corona

is this when the bear and bull are of equal strength?

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I can't be arsed to find a stream. What is happening at the fed press briefing today?

Anyone know if there's a way to get an actual person on the line at Fidelity?

I've been waiting for a human for forty fucking minutes to ask them to transfer $1m+ out of my account since they limit online wire transfers to $100k.

buy more puts

>president 30 minutes late

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>endorses Biden

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>US CORONA INFECTED DOUBLED IN 2 FUCKING DAYS
Holy shit, America will have 100k infected by next week.
FUUUUCCKKKK

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HOLY SHIT WE'RE BACK AT 20K
TRUMP DONT FUCK THIS UP

what the fuck

> IRON HANDS
it can go to 0 still made and pulled 5k

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TRUMP DUMP INCOMING BETTER WATCH OUT FAGGOT

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?? you're making money right now

2 minute warning

It's starting, get ready.

>UK decides to go full BRRRRRR
>my three-weeks long GBPCHF short position tanks instantly
Fuck you BRRRR machines.

I hate you all.
You never ever talk about real value in these threads

You know how the band never goes onstage on time to build tension? It’s like that.

2 MINUTE WARNING HERE WE GO BOYS

its called a crab market - WE ARE CRABS NOW

>Trumps going to speak
SELL
SELL
SELLLLLLL

this is when everyone's waiting for something to happen

WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
>WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
>WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
I work a factory line making granola bars (ready to eat food), and the kid on Leg E has had the coof for 2 weeks now, on 2 different meds.
Right now the CNBC is talking about the "great American supply line". It's being run by Pandemic deniers with dollar signs in their eyes.
FYI.

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>buy more of my own portfolio at a discount
>rebounds back to 20k immediately

I expected this to be a bottom of 19k but im glad I decided to take the opportunity presented and not get greedier

>DOW pumping on the expectation of a vacine

Delusional

He say why?

BUY PUTS NOW

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

CHOLROQUINE IS GOING TO END THIS BULLSHIT. Bayer is donating their stockpile to the US.

Dividend Growth Investing. I haven't changed my approach and this market collapse is going to shave a year off my retirement early date.

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why dont you start?

gb2reddit

AHHHHHH SHIT I AM NOW BUT DO I SELL NOW OR LATER FUCK ME

What REITs are anons buying for long term calls?

just realized that options expire tomorrow, short squeeze? anyone trying out calls?