/smg/ Sock Market General

take a breath edition

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Boomer Investing 101:
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youtu.be/2o7dkC8XWJ4
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>he sold bottom

JEROME YOU FUCK

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Keep it pumping Jerome!

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Nice scam pump bulltards, we're finishing the week blood red either way.

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hey guys remember when I told you to buy Cloudflare at $15 a week ago?

now it's at $21

Should've sold SQQQ when it was at 28

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FUCK YOU DNC GIVE ME MY TRUMPBUX

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FUCK YOU DISNEY

Leafbros, what are you guys watching? Looking to diversify with solid cheapies

I SHORTED OIL AND I AM CLOSE TO BEING LIQUIDATED AAAAAA

My digits end with 0. Where the dow will be in a week.

First for Northern Data AG stonks

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hehe never fuck with the mouse

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Who is pumping this shit market?!!!

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jerome

What the fuck is going on with $PLAY?

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>shorting oil at 18 year lows

How retarded can you be?

/smg/

WE PUMPING WE PUMPING
LETS GO BULLCHADS THIS IS OUR DAY

Who else was smart enough to stock up on calls yesterday?

>just bought 100DFEN in the hopes of a BA bailout and 50 PILL in the hopes of a pharma renaissance

I'm cautiously optimistic bros.

YOU CAN'T KEEP IT ABOVE 20K JEROME
GIVE UP

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>Not shorting oil when the Saudi/Russia price kerfuffle isn't going to end for months

If NASDAQ goes +5% today I think I'll sell my Amazon at the end of today.

Corona has only just begun to affect the markets and China is lying out of their ass about recovery.

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red day green day

Realz, SQQQ up tomorrow. I bought at 25 this morning

why is he stickied?

>Force small businesses to close under threat of huge fines
>Ooh but goys if you need money we've graciously offered low interest loans
America is a fucking joke

how far otm are you boys buying spy options?

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>TWTR $15 3/27 PUT

am I fucking retarded?

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Jerome is love

Jerome is life

When he whispers into my ear at night all I can do is buy when the market opens

shorting oil is fine it reached $11 in the 90s, just need to have enough liquidity to hold position through the bumps.

RED DAY GREEN DAY

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

we are 4 weeks away from 27K DOW, cap it

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MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF JEROME
HE IS PRINTING OUT THE REPOS WHERE THE BULLS OF WRATH ARE STORED
HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT PUMP
HIS MARKETS MARCHING ON

possible squeeze on MDXG

>buying the top

*ahem*

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this feels like an organic short term bottom to me.

Do odd lots matter anymore with respect to speed of execution of a trade?

I don't really want to buy 100 shares of TVIX

DIE VIX DIE

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L
HXD
That's it, I sold CAD for USD two weeks ago before oil crash killed our economy.

they have a deal running where they'll trade toilet paper for tickets 1:1

MBS will be assassinated on the toilet long before that

to make sure Jerome sees it

PUMP DAT SHIT JEROME

YEAH WHITE BOI

U CUTE

WHAT IS THE DOW DOING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Use the government supply of TP to print money Jerome!

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whooosh nice 11% Tesla up
I give up. Fuck this bullshit. The market makes no sense

When to buy Visa stock? Now or wait another month?

Who /boughtSQQQat$25/ here?

Here comes the money

This market has given me feels

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Just managed to squeak it through at 29, only made like $30 but fuck it, made it out

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source on this bitch

at least Trump is speaking in half an hour
can expect a 10% drop then

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always around 15%, but that's just me since it fits into my strats.

HOLY SHIT GIVE ME TOLIET PAPER TOLIERNATOR!

I know there is value in IPL, I have yet to decide a price point. Just keeping my eye on it, waiting for news or company updates before I make a decision.

SES I bought in at 0.79 with 1500 shares, It's sitting at .99 right now and might pull my profits. It's definetly going back down.

Right, this has gone far enough. It's time to go lower.

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Can I get SQQQ at 24 again? Please Jerry boy?

5-10%

Dave & Busters activated the poison pill

marketwatch.com/story/dave-busters-adopts-poison-pill-after-stock-drops-90-in-a-month-2020-03-19

Dude, it reached $11...nominally. In 1998. Inflation adjusted it's $18.50

The only way oil reaches $11 again is if planes, shipping tankers and cars SHUT DOWN. Complete collapse in demand for transportation.

AND a supply glut.

Musk said they were going to manufacture ventilators

Unironically me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PUTERINOS

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>Why are you so concerned about being right instead of just making money?
Well Yas Forums?

stupid fucking question, but how long can I hold the ETFs, after the dust settles im considering buying some amount of JETS, considering oil ETFS not sure which one to pick. the question however remains can I buy an ETF and hold it for 2-3 years?

No were fucking not bobo, fridays GREEN BABY. Monday you get to sink your teeth into pie but not before then

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We've bottomed out guys, now's the time to buy bullbros.
bobos btfo

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This.

based
it's too fucking easy, just place buy orders on SQQQ at $24, get it, sell at $28
literally free money at this point.

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Trump holding a press conference this early means the market will go up, right guys???????

what expiry do you target?

cope

howd that work yesterday

RED AGAIN

We absolutely have not bottomed. Dead cat bounce and fake pump

Me. Been swing trading it the past week or so. Gonna sell at close tomorrow when we dump

I knew this retarded shit would happen, why did I not wait?

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Yes, you can hold them as long as you want. Theyll most likely lose value overtime and Oil will take a while to recover

If I buy 1/21 gush $1 calls how will the upcoming reverse split affect me?

J-JEROME?

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Snip snop

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HOLD THE LINE SPARTANS

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can go both ways desu

Bobros... we're back

Red day green day pattern since 3 weeks ago, when will you retards learn

>back in -ve
WHERE IS THE BULL GANG NOW?
SHOW YOURSELVES

NOOOO PLEASE WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING BEFORE TRUMP SPEAKS JEROME FOR FUCKS SAKE

THE PAMP IS OVER

PUMP OVER
>PUMP OVER
STEADY DECLINE UNTIL EOD

we now return to your regularly scheduled programming

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RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
>RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
>RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
CLOWN MARKET

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could you please explain how they'll lose value. I thought that if I go long I could just sell the shares with profit.

>only way it reaches $11 is the status quo
???

Don't worry guys, they're just changing the ink in the printer.

guys ffs play straddles/strangles in a volitile market, don'tgo FR and gamble...

bear markets take 2 years on avg, relax

normally the market dips when he gets on tv about corona

it's too late
Trump will commence operation
DOW 18K

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What time? Too busy refreshing this thread to go look for it.

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and now it's sinking like a rock

it's funny how like 50% of anons haven't noticed this.

typical greedy bear. Trump is going to come out and announce that we have the cure for the virus. Our partners in Israel have already had a vaccine for this and we're going to be fine.

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHERE ARE WE GOING???

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>Jerome at the end of this week

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honk honk

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>U.S. stocks opened lower, but then pushed higher, after new data on the U.S. labor market underscored rising joblessness amid the coronavirus outbreak.
finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-live-updates-march-19-2020-221910855.html

Am I just stupid, or does that not make any sense?

I hope you realise it hasn't even begun, we will see real damage in a month or two when people's savings run out.

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>AAPL TURNED RED

Goodbye bulls, see you next year when this recovers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtu.be/2o7dkC8XWJ4

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HOLY FUCK I BOUGHT THE DIP AT +150, MY PUTS ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

yeah im thinking were back bobros

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>Be Europe
>Wake up, oh America still has shitload of air in stock prices? Still a lot of room for crash, long way to recovery
>Keep selling. My quality stock is not 5 euros instead of 8.

>Be America
>Wake up. Oh so you're telling me Corona has nothing to do with the beer brand?? Tsla only 600 dollars a piece?? Thats bargain! PUMP IT

Repeat this every day for the next 30 days.

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And we are going down again Bobobros

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20 minutes is conference time
50 minutes till Trump actually shows up

My 62yr father got laid off and now he's Ubering during a pandemic/snow storm.

I HOPE THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY GETS NUKES

There should be blood between the rollers of the printer

>Trump holds his press conference
>News seems to be going good, markets rising
>Suddenly Ackman walks up on stage and pushes him away from the microphone
>Announces that he's gotten REM back together
>They perform "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" as he starts screaming that the global economy is going to contract by 25% and that he saw visions of the Horsemen with American unemployment topping out at 50%, war with China inevitable
>Markets plunge

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you 1 minute candle watchers are hilarious, in a retarded sort of way

'e bought ze dip?

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if he says that they are locking down large parts of murica it's going to be a shitshow.

>Am I just stupid, or does that not make any sense?
This is the clown world user, nothing makes sense anymore!

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>noticed double top, closed position and opened a short position
either im actually absorbing information or i just lucked out. either way idk it's making me money

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>mfw Ackman assassinates the president

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The bears and bulls in this thread are massive idiots.

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no jobs = more time to play skee-ball at dave and busters

You think it'll drop again next week?

I love this meme

he is gonna die from the virus no chance not getting infected as a uber driver

17K BY END OF TODAY

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Holy shit this dive. My calls were 5 cents out of my stop limit.

BOOMER
REMOVER

Based Ackman.

>There should be blood between the rollers of the printer
Well he shot himself, so .....
But someone should do an edit with the printer!

>Bought $180 DIA puts during the pump
>Crashing down, as predicted
Is it really this easy

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Weak pump fed, you'll have to print more than that to halt the bear.

WHY IS IT DOWN? I JUST BOUGHT AFTER IT RECOVERED

>he's still bullish when people literally aren't fucking working

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let me guess.. you're gender neutral?

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amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/3075947/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-16-new-cases-health-officials-probe stocks are gonna dive hard tomorrow when news if this breaks

I’m saving a bit of cash to buy more puts on the off chance that there’s a trump pump so I can buy more puts

DO YOU REMEMBER SPCE AT 40? AHAHAHA

dumb frog

agreed. /smg/ is a CRAB forum

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there is no recovery

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JEROME DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAA

based

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Watch the 10 year yield curve, when it goes below 1% this market will fall straight to 17k

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>recovered
What part of "pump and dump" do you not understand?

Sorry Jerome, you did your best. Goodnight sweet prince.

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You're in for a nasty surprise. Just let me make this 1 phone call.

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>There's a timeline in which that will happen.

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I was considering buying SH when SPX went above open, but I was too cowardly to pull the trigger. I don't deserve to post in these threads. Goodbye, /smg/...

No, I am just not a dumb ass who cheerleads for red line green line when it slightly rises above or below either.

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Post your 1 month charts

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damn that seems like forever ago..

Got $1166 for my tax refund, what should I spend it on?

I'm glad I didnt put too much in

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TRUMP'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE EVERY AMERICAN IS GETTING NEETBUX.


MARKET'S GONNA PUMP
IM CALLING IT NOW

Red red red!
My portfolio is dead
Tonight I'll cry!
And maybe tie another
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be an hero

Red red red!
My cash was gone in a flash
Tonight I'll tie!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step of the chair
And you'll see the big show!

Ah it's been a while since I've checked my stonks and visited Yas Forums I wonder how things are goi-

>CRAB GANG
CRAB GANG

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do you just buy and sell options?

>take a breath edition
>image
>several threads at the same time
"They Shall Be Known By What They Do"

heading back into single digits soon.

toilet paper

Guns and ammo

survival supplies

Wait, aren't you suppose to buy it high and sell low since you make profit on the inverse change?

Should i buy it now?

I fucked up and bought way too early so my entry price is shit. Trying to dump these with limit orders now for 60% profit but I'm waiting on a short term market pump to make it happen.

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You know , somebody make billions on those Jeromecoasters

montauk bill sounded like he was crying

Gold

My onlyfans

>SPY HOLDING AT 240

HOLD THE LINE, HOLD THE LINE, THIS FAR AND NO FURTHER

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they're too exposed to short term volatility, you want to buy LEAPS.

iт cost 400 бillion дollars to pump тhis sтocк
for тwelve seconds

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Yes, exclusively

Yas Forums was saying it was the bottom

I'm responding to you but also openly to weedbrah whose such a bitch he won't post his bags

WE'RE AT THE BOTTOM

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lulz

NGL all we can say is that the whole trend is generally down. Which means it's a good time to build liquid by making good put options in place. All that we know at the moment is that the economy cannot function and the stock markets cannot hold their levels if there is no consumer spending. The Coronavirus does play into this significantly.

Further, something I'd been wondering for a while: Was the explosive growth of the stock market tied indirectly to the rise of over 5000 ETF funds which promised good rates of return to new investors? If so, does this mean that we just watched an ETF bubble burst?

It's something I've been wondering about this past week.

HOLY SHIT IT'S PLUMMETING

>pumping trillions
>it still fall
OHNONONONONO

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET

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no Satan you shouldn't. tons of wealth vanished in the last 2 weeks, no one is paying 250k for 5 seconds of weightlessness now. Wait until it goes back to 5-6 dollars.

>Amazon only down 13% from its all time high

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oh fuck oh god I'M
DOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HERE WE GO

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>listening to Yas Forums
kek

mirin percentage

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>Corona didn't even get started yet in the US
>Bottom

Thanks guy
I, uh, I'll get right on that.