/smg/ Sock Market General

Let's see if I'm right...
edition

brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor


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DOW 17K

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Whats the best way to short the housing market?

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DOW 22K

today we punish the bears
prepare your anus

CRAB DAX

CRAB CRAB CRAB

Good morning stonk frens!

Still curious.

>stocks down
>metals down
>gold down
>oil down
where the fuck is the money going? What is the safe haven right now?

Student loans just came in, time for all in faggy d puts

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Taylor Riggs a qt

Alright what are our predictions of the dow jones? My prediction is that it will close above 21k after some fed nigger manipulation.

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$$$

Yen and USD
Cash is King

>also, beans, shotguns, and booze

unironically cash not even meme'ing

How mad is Peter Schiff right now?

Look up anchoring bias. Stocks are not "on sale". This is their normal price. The chance of you making high return would be the same as 2 months ago.

Anybody else always sign in to hear the bell ring?

>ding ding ding ding

haha!

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USD.
Eur/usd is about to flippen.

we're going to goblin town boys
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>> 17935393
I’m figuring with PLAY and NLCH to spend around $300 on each and keep for about 6 months for the economy to return back to normal (hopefully).

Credit default swaps

Everyone is stacking USD you fucking moron

Guys, I didn't expect the market to fall this fast. DOW 20k was my original target to buy some VOO. Should I just be patient for Italy and Spain's numbers to stabilize?

When is the bottom? Does it coincide with max deaths in the USA?

we going up 8% today niggers

>where the fuck is the money going?
Away is where. What do you think those stocks, metals, gold, etc are being sold in exchange for?

>American stock market collapses because a chink ate a bat
He got the last laugh after all

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Europe's in as bad a shape from China flu

ring ring ring
lol!

i should! its so much fun AND cute :)

Mortgage default swaps. Good luck getting anyone to underwrite it for you now though. You're a bit behind the ball.

toilet roll

>learn to code

WE GOT TOO FUCKIN COCKY BEARBROS

THE DOW IS MAKING A MASSIVE COMEBACK

ITS OVER

RECESSION CANCELLED

BEARS BTFO

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NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKN BOOMERMETAL NONONONO YOU HAVE TO BUY MY YELLOW SHINY THAT NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 40 CARES ABOUT

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GET IN HERE BULLBROS

20K TODAY

LOOK AT THE USDX
ITS GOING PARABOLIC

Cash

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Once the outbreak is controlled and manageable

Oh boy dilemma time, do I buy more puts on a second dump day

Post your hard negatives tunes bois
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he bought?

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>where the fuck is the money going? What is the save haven right now?
Into the REAL commercial paper:
PG, KMB, and Georgia Pacific (private)

what other major companies that won't go down are cheap to buy now besides Shell?

DOW 18K

Wait until the US army enters into New York. That's when the real bloodbath only starts

How am I supposed to enjoy my self while we're doing this social distancing bull shit?

AHH IM GOING BACK TO MY BEARCAVE I

Bulls won

It’s not fucking fair

USD is increasing, all the stocks are going to tank

US cases up 40%. F holds dividends.... This has to be bait.

>USDX
that means deflation right?

I hate this. The handful of good companies are not dropping in value—Amazon, Netflix, MasterCard.

>NOOOOOOOO!!!! EVERYTHING CAN'T JUST COLLAPSE EVEN MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS!!!
>IT'S MAKING PEOPLE GENUINELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
>NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HECKIN' STABLE SOCIETINO AND CENTRAL BANKERINO!!!!

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Truly the end times.
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I tried to have this conversation with my boomer mother and she basically said "I don't habeeb it" mixed with "well I bought it more than a decade ago so it's still up from where I bought it"

Clorox Wal-mart SUMR

Not so fast, Chang

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The same thing you always do you pathetic fag

i-it's gonna be red right bearbros? ... bearbros???

When it says Shell has 16% dividend yield I suppose that assumes their last dividend yield divided by current stock price?

Debt market implosion

if i ask you nicely, may i have a youtube link to watch today's stocks

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No more gook gf for you

In this clown world we live in, HONK HONK

So Bear DowJones or Bear S&P what to buy before open

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>tfw so bearish that you hope it's green to buy more cheap puts

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This is basically just a long long long overdue correction. Take Apple for example. From 2018 to 2020 it fucking DOUBLED in value.

Think about it for a second. The fucking MOST VALUABLE company in the world DOUBLED it's value in 2 years. That's simply absurd. What the fuck has Apple done from 2018 to 2020 to justify that? Fucking nothing that's what. It's all just speculation on top of speculation on top of speculation. Eventually the ponzi scheme had to burst and at the first sign of uncertainty it did. This is just companies going back to what their actual value is. Now you get to see their value without the speculation bubble on top.

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who is ready for the first day of neet trading?

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the bulltrap is set
dump it with no survivors

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>Fed literally pumping stock prices buy buying them
>$75B

fucking christ

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thats annual yield

king

Sometimes I hate living in this country. Retarded lemming bots everywhere

Shery Ahn > Taylor Riggs

listen our currency is losing value we need to invest into something that will definitely keep its value

Same hoping for a quick pump at open so I can load up

neck yourself faggot.

That's Australia

Yes but their next dividends will be much lower with oil being this cheap oil right?

copy/paste from my og thread

you guys have any youtube channels, books or general info on how to get into the stock market? im talking stocks for dummies tier i wanna make free money like you guys

Man this is so bizarre, maybe TP really is the new gold

I predict a huge bull rally day and closing around 19,100, followed by a big sell off on friday

IT WILL BE GLORIOUS DANCE WITH ME BROTHER
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Are you ready to open at -4.0%, smg?

I can't wait for all the useless bitches to get laid off at work.
For about a year now, I've watched a department continually hire the most useless cunts who do nothing more than forward emails and weigh in on stupid tweets.

So is shell actually a good investment or a meme?

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Agree and upvoted

if its not then sell the company cause they dumb

read OP and fuck off

Uhh that's where I'm from mate yeah

Just wait until they backstop corporate debt and announce they will be buying equities

Dollar swaps.
Banks are running out of capital, almost a month later.

How are the other meme metals like Platinum and Palladium?

>the 55 year old american pooper

Unless a country decides to institute a real gold standard (not a bullshit chinese one) the metal is going to fade out of living memory as being considered money, especially with the rise of . I don't think people under the age of 20 even know what gold is.

ARE YOU READY

INCHING CLOSER TO THE BELL

these people should be put to death.

Based and bearpilled

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Fed isnt buying stocks

DING DING DING

HERE IT COMES

my dick is ready

R E C E S S I O N

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short AB UNCONSTRAINED BOND FUND, INC.

If you ACTUALLY read Investopedia you'll know an assload and know enough about where to look from there.
Most of the big broker websites like Ameritrade have educational stuff as well that's very good

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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Ding ding ding! Here comes the market!