>This crash is ridiculous the market can't possibly go any lower this week than it already has. [YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=2akKSFXBthE (embed) (embed) (embed)
literally about to limit down lmao wtf is this market
Juan Hall
Russia and OPEC are still refusing to talk to each other. Saudi is still pumping the market with oil so no. We have not reached the bottom yet. We are no where near the bottom of the barrel.
How much impact will lack of commuting add to the supply glut? Amazon is not even delivering shit anymore. No cruise ships, international flights being canceled. If Russia and Saudi come to an agreement then it'll bounce. If not, It's dead
Kayden Green
>Oil is going to bounce back right? Absolutely. >Oil reached it's bottom yesterday, right?! That remains to be seen. If tomorrow is another killer it could dip in to the teens briefly.
Just got the go ahead to work from home. Feeling pretty good right now.
Alexander Morales
not oil...
Samuel Parker
Why do commodity etfs suck so bad? I would think they’d do alright relative to the dollar. I want something other than BTC to hedge against inflation, but I have no idea where to put my money.
Russia can afford to keep current prices much longer than the US and KSA taking into account the fact that corporate america is currently having a profound meltdown. Perfect timing from Putin.
Guys I'm really struggling to decide how to invest once we bottom. Part of me wants to just go vtsax and keep things simple. But a big piece of me wants to invest in specific companies that have taken the biggest hit. What do?
JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN? JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN? JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN? JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN?
Holding onto 760 bucks of extra cash because I honestly don't know what to buy right now. I'll buy and hold tomorrow depending on how many of my options sell. Today was my first purely positive day, breddy comfy
Carter Scott
If you really want to know its $WOW, though I don't run it anymore
Connor Moore
STOP TRADING YOU FUCKING MUMUS AND LET IT LIMIT DOWN
>Sold SQQQ right before the conference because suspected stimulus pump >That retarded panic buy I did into TVIX 20 minutes before the market closed is the smartest thing I did I'm so fucking bad at this.
Camden Lewis
got $15k to invest what do?
Cooper Sullivan
What's the over/under on martial law and how badly will everything tank as a result?
Landon Powell
GUSH
Jack Fisher
>added more SQQQ on margin after hours today (pretty close to Schwab making a margin call) >a little DXD sitting in the Roth that I want to experiment with and hold for a while >work from home continues with no end in sight >stockpiled with food, booze, weed to last a while >weather getting nice
Very /comfy/ desu
Liam Phillips
>Did you make? no i saved it from a thread on Yas Forums
Dominic Kelly
> ITS THE JEWS!!!! ITS ALWAYS THERE FAULT!!!! WHITE MAN NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER!!!!!!! ITS ALL THE JEWS!!!!!
Did they get bankrupted or something? Can't believe they're under a dollar.
Ryder Adams
guys is it a smart move to invest into payment installment companies such as afterpay when they are this low? Surely in a year or two when this scare has gone it should gain back a lot of value specially when people are looking to buy shit in installments due to a poor economy.
I'm not, my gf is pushing me to call the union on my bosses, but i dont want to jump into that shit since we're about to get alot of business with this plague shit while her travel insurance marketing job is getting fucked in the ass. If i sick the union, im out of work and it's going to be hard to get another job.
Brandon Howard
I'm starting to think that selling into any rally between now and August might not be a bad strategy. The government is slowly starting to set the expectation that this will be a big problem well through the summer.
maxed out on SQQQ and MRNA soooooo i like have sub 5 bucks left lol
David Reed
And the dow wont shed 9000 points, things have not even begun to get bad, the government expects this to last until july in a best case scenario, and is not ruling out it not ending for 18 months with multiple waves of reinfection in documents that leaked.
the party hasn't even started.
Thomas Collins
Sorry user I hope thing go well soon
Charles Rogers
Last week I shilled OILU on here but obviously crude is nowhere near a bottom and so I bailed with some profit by the skin of my teeth. WTI wants to go south of $10 lmao, crazy shit
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD PUTS ASSUMING THE MARKET WILL BOTTOM OUT AT 15-16k FUCK
also, how the *fuck* do I determine the proper value for purchasing a put?
Ethan Hill
Why is korea down? I thought they were recovering.
Carter Bailey
Ok ok, cum will be GUSH'n out my cock
Jordan Fisher
yeah its so close to zero right now. What if you bought shares and it went really far negative and you ended up owing money?
Austin Cook
How many retards are going to buy oil on the way down to $10? I see at least a dozen in this thread already
Jason Reed
> Bulls pushing it back The fuck is wrong with these people?
Joshua Phillips
THANKYOU user THIS PEOPLE IS FCKIN STOPID
Mason Morales
It's an ETF, not a company. ETFs can't go bankrupt. GUSH is having a reverse split on the 23rd though
Jaxon Hall
>Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities or gold That sounds interesting. I’m afraid to touch gold because I believe its passe.
Gabriel Stewart
Soon the state govt as a whole will be shutdown. We've closed the doors to the public. We've closed the non essential businesses, they're letting those who can work from home and work flex hours in an attempt to limit the spread of the virus. Soon they'll shut down all the way. Hell two U.S congressmen have the virus now. Soon they'll all get it. They can't do "work from home" cause the constitution mandates they all meet in one location.
Luis Moore
no, it will just go into the void
Ian Parker
ね?でも、この一ヶ月はヤバイ。
Michael Jones
are there any value buys left for puts? I keep putting some on lists but then the next day they drop 5% and I can't afford them anymore Missed out on INDA, EWZ and Z
Jacob Hill
I hope the whole congress gets it.
Aaron Richardson
I can't just walk by this thread and not post KOT see you at another -10% tommorow stockcucks
I brought it up above, Netflix. 70x in a recession, good luck with all that. Another week or 2 people are going to be trimming back on streaming options, not suddenly deciding to sign up for Netflix.
Carson Cruz
yeah im a cuck for staying with corrupt piece of shit bosses instead of jumping into the 20% unemployment rate coming soon to the depression near you
Owen Richardson
Can someone explain >Call/Put and Buy/Sell I'm confused as hell
Listen to this interview of billionaire Bill Ackman CRYING ON LIVE TELEVISION, VOICE SHAKING WITH FEAR because he knows how bad it's going to be. People have not realized at all how bad this is going to be. This is the great depression of our time. Stocks are going sub-2008 levels.
Eh I could see it going either way. NFLIX could be a cheap isolated alternative to the formerly social lifestyles of women.
Liam Wilson
yeah, I glanced but was too worried about the power of streaming, still 'subscription services' will get cut when the purse strings tighten, so good call there.
also i got a double 1/4 lb'er instead of tbell, because lazy
>CERU muh nigga good times man, good times...
Russian government can last longer with lower cost per barrel than Saudis can
added bonus: saudi citizens are spoiled as fuck by extremely generous government handouts, while russia is kind of used to, somewhat less from their government gives
checked and yea, thats always how it goes, the script is getting predictable I bet today will be low volume wednesday like usual, once we see the next two days's
Cute! what are we, 14th one now?
worth it for the ticker alone tbqh famalam
-3x ETF's until we get a breather in a week or so, otherwise the charm and vomma are going to eat your gains
And I agree, I don't see them struggling to retain customers. Go ahead and explain how that justifies a 70x earnings valuation. That is absurd for any market for what Netflix is, for a recession?
Eli Martinez
I remember reading an article about a decade or less ago stating 2019 would have a depression worse than 1929
Guess they were a year off
Matthew Kelly
Is there any reason to not go all in on TVIX Friday?
Oh yeah definitely not. I misunderstood your post. My bad. Pray for my GUSH please
David Price
I didn’t think CCL MAR Live nation were still shortable but god damn some people made some money while I lostlostlost Jesus they’re playing some of his interview on Brian Williams right now and holy fucking shit. No wonder we limited down.
These are all true, but you guys really are ignoring the glaringly obvious, 70x earnings valuation. That's fucking retarded.
Landon Harris
TVIX is the only smart play
Levi Sanchez
40% down overall and could give less than a shit. My 401k is wrecked, but my small amount of play money was just that: play money. Just going to hold what little I have left and and check on it around noon casually. Definitely not putting money in until we see a definitive bottom. May use my Trump bucks for when that happens
Jacob Gutierrez
Fuck yeah dude welcome to the tard club. I bought $600 this very day. Best of luck to you my foreign brother.
Daniel Barnes
I WILL! MY GUSH BROTHA
Camden Baker
Would it be wise to do a VERY long term Call order for GUSH?
Matthew Edwards
But it is the Jews.
Kevin Miller
Gush is tempting. If I make big gains off my puts I'm going to toss 1k into calls 1+ year out.
OK IM STARTING TO FREAK OUT WHY FUTURES ARE CRASHING AND BURNING SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
