Who here trying to figure out a god damn game plan for the next 2-6 months. lets brainstorm ITT

Hey same and yes of course

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Barring the doomer comments, probably wait for this to bottom out then go all on some index funds over the next few months. Boring I know.

Well I think everyone's game plan is going to differ, but I would just consider some basic principles. This isn't much of a time to gamble, though if you're in a comfortable position there is without a doubt money to be made. Focus on getting yourself secure. Get yourself around friends and family. Focus on each other, enjoy the time together, relax, prepare but make fun of it while you do it. Weapons, ammunition, canned food, frozen food but only to an extent in case of electricity outages. Just generally prepare yourself. Me myself, I should finally be done with work for 10 days after tomorrow, I live 1000 miles away from family and friends downtown in a major city. I'm hitting the road as early as possible and getting to them with a stack of resumes to relocate. Just stay safe out there, the virus is the virus, but the general calamity of everything combined is a real problem.

The lowest it can go is 0.

I would suggest toilet paper, but i think pol dipped on that on

I need tips, premiums on puts have gotten absurd.

not gonna lie user.. but youre gonna make it. your mommy sounds like she would do anything to keep you safe and comfy

just do a typical short

on a long enough timeline..maybe.
short term absolutely not since we have a long way to fall.
Best case scenario the market crashes way more but stablizes and the virus dissipates enough for the ponzi scheme to resume.

Worst case scenario (maybe best case depending on who you are): Mad Max Boogaloo

>Erie County New York
Alright user, let's stockpile our resources together. Niagara Falls here.

2 BTC, $15000, AR-15

I actually started today so I could try to learn as much as I could in case Trumpbux becomes a reality because I plan on investing most of that immediately. My philosophy is that I can't lose anything if I had nothing to begin with

i like the philosophy but you could make it even more by waiting another month at least to get even cheaper stocks thus more return

I probably won't invest it all at once but I also don't think it's reasonable that trumpbux would arrive before the end of the month

different user here. can i learn and do some small trades and learn as much as I can before getting in deep in a month? Got about 10k. never invested or done shit with. what do I do what to learn? worth reading books or go with lectures?

I stocked up on food for basically rations for the next 20 days or so. I'll probably need more but I like fasting anyways. Not working so need to make money in the market. Holding F 4$ puts, USB31$ puts, and LVS puts.

Bought these today because people here in PA are losing it. Had some guy almost come full bore into my lane today. Just because he didn't want to wait.

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im a rank amateur myself but honestly start by lurking hard and everytime you come across terms you dont understand, For example treasury bonds or Dollar cost averaging etc etc, go to youtube and watch a quick 3 min breakdown on said term. Its surprisingly pretty efficient as far as crash course learning on this shit

m&P is fucking horrible, hope u dont actually have to use it

All in bitbean cash

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ahh M&P 15 sport.. isee you are a man of utilitarian frugality. i too am a M&P'er

>somebody breaks in house
>point gun and pull trigger
>due to misfire bullet explodes in barrel killing yourself
thank god I have an

Dude it was either that or like a 1200+ .308. I live in an efficiency. It would be loud enough with a .223. I have faith in it.

Thank you for letting me join your cult.

To be fair guys at least I got a glock with it.

smith and wesson wouldnt fail you user. keep her lubed tho.. she will jam hard if even a little dry

are people buying up guns right now?
prices jacked up and sold out.

New jersey had some long lines around the block. imagine the only real runs on guns are in urbanish areas where people dont believe that the govt could fail so hard.

Thanks for the tip. I'll put some oil on her now. She looked a little dry.

My prediction
>everything keeps crashing
>shit hits the fan Yas Forums happening style in certain hard hit areas, military distributing food ect
>everybody calms the fuck down once it becomes apparent the death rate for people under 75 w/no pre existing health problems is like 0.0001% or whatever the fuck
>world changes permanently(until the next crisis anyways), it's like 9/11 x 10
>western living standards become argentina/post-2008 greece tier
>unemployment stays permanently elevated, government welfare becomes permanent, UBI but just enough to prevent rioting and chaos
>things like working from home become the norm, FAANG stocks keep going parabolic as they become hypermonopolies
>FAANG companies eventually absorb the banks and you have "apple loans" and shit
>wealth gap continues to expand as usual
>we either go singularity mode or collapse around 2050 due to resource depletion

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They're a little higher but retail stores are running the basic bitch prices. A few decent deals on armslist as usual.

I have 3 rifles and 3 handguns. 4000 rounds of ammo. 39 rolls of toilet paper. I'm not a prepper, I just coincidentally went to Sams club before this shit went down. We're not going to hit anarchy post-apocalypse shit, but I will shoot someone if they try and take muh beans.

It's a perfect time to start your gardens gentlemen. I just raided the seed isle at home depot

good for a movie user, but if they happened id imagine ww3/civil2.0 goes down before.

There is still too much room to fall for western people, first they will to post-2008 western europe and current eastern europe wealth levels, and then they will fall to current chinese and eastern bloc wealth levels, and then they will fall to 1991 Russia post soviet union and 1950's China wealth levels, and then 1930's great depression level, and then third world levels there is still plenty of slack in the system before total collapse

>post-2008 western europe

southern europe*

act like a retard on a online retard magnet posting images and bad advice until the world moves on to the next meme.

remember how global warming was literally killing us? Yup.

I want a garden but I live in an apartment and haven't had the chance to own property yet

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He doesn't mean use your penis

Buy a half acre and a trailer and get started.

>Is this a good plan?
Actually yes. It's ballsy and might hurt a bit for the next year or so but long term you'll be fine.

Ew.
I used pic related.

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Guns: many
Ammo: about 600rds total
Location: semi rural
Cash: withdrew 40k two weeks ago
TP: two bulk packages

Also have wife and 4 month old to manage so that’s a challenge

M&P is a solid rifle. What is wrong with you?

wayyyyyyy tooooo low on ammo user. get your shit together.
Minium handgun ammo: 1,500-2500 rnds
minium rifle ammo: 5,000 rnds per gun

New guns owner here.
What are you guys prepping for with such vast quantities of ammo.

nice try faggot, you're not raiding my cache

At least buy calls or sell puts

civil war

If you don't need to blast hoards of niggers you can use it for trade.

probably a more compressed version of this but add a world war in about ten years. there's no way the shuffle of superpowers and isolated fortress states doesn't result in a war. it's just been brewing for too long now. go big or go home.

Good point. Might get AR mags tomorrow now.

>brainletstorm

buy chainlink

buy real estate with a mortgage if you have a good opportunity to do so

If you don't want to buy real estate directly, $O looks damn good after the bleedout today. Think the market is overreacting to not being able to evict. They will be fine by May I bet. They definitely don't want to lose their dividend aristocrat status and they will do whatever it takes to keep paying it

in a mad max survival scenario certain things become king currency. Food, Water, Ammo, gasoline/diesel
what else guys?

Relationships and trust are the most powerful things you can have. Don't think it's just material stuff. That's why America is screwed right now in the first place.

Silver and gold will still have value.