2000$PER MONTH CONFIRMED

link pls

Nigger they're doing it because the entire fucking country is shutting down and they are literally unable to work

fake news

this

If true just watch literally everyone in the third world literally trampling to go to the usa. You didn’t need the wall before you sure will need it now

google it
true news

It’s Bernie’s proposal.

>Adults would be eligible to withdraw these funds from financial institutions or receive them directly in the mail via the IRS.
They just want people to show up to a bank and withdraw 2k? Why are they creating literal bank runs?

Americans are too stupid to know what they like.

My girlfriend is Colombian and I have a bit of USD saved up. If things go belly up here I'm going to unironically consider taking all my savings and moving down there. I want at least ~$20k saved before I do that though, preferably $50k. I figure that would be enough to last me until shit blows over here in the US.

so I can avoid contacting the irs? I haven't done my taxes since 2017.

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That isn't Trump's bill. That's just some democrat proposal.

The Trump bill is going to be much shittier.

>the trump bill now says they'll give out $2000 to "Many" Americans not "All"
it's over. no NEETs, no college students or people who started working this year. only people who filed taxes last year practically confirmed

washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/18/trump-coronavirus-economic-plan/

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If USD goes hyperinflation style Colombian currency will be worthless

Is that a helicopter I hear?!

It's only for working US citizens that have an income dumb fuck.

Noooooo! i want my free gibbs! when is it gonna be my time for gibbs?

you don't get gibbs, goy. only banks and jews get free money.

the trump administration already gave in to neocons and now it sounds only very few people will actually get any checks.

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Keep telling yourself it’s not a magnet for migrants, specially now that you wouldn’t even have to be working, millions would choose to not work, who’s gonna do them jobs when you can sit at home on a check that pays more than minimum wage

He's right though. We're still in the denial phase.

Good riddance faggot

Is this money taxable? $1000 is one thing. But $750 is quite another.

>Proposals
It's not gone through yet. Calm down

>Calls other Americans retarded
>If things go belly up in the US I will move to Colombia
It’s a bold strategy Cotton let’s see if it works out

lmao if shit goes down colombia's gonna be a warzone mate, trust me

Time to get 2k worth of link, thanks trump 100k eoy

Free green toilet paper everyone!!

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AH MAN, IT'S REALLY GONNA GET BAD.

FUCK. FUCK!!!!!!!

Wouldn't it make more sense to work while receiving payments so that you have even more disposable income that you could reinvest? Why do you assume someone would stop working the instant they have a guarantee of non-starvation?

Source?

be sure to get it all in 1s so you can at least wipe your ass with it

yeay drumpf bux to go with my obama phone

Yang, not Bernie.

The game was rigged from the start.

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It's not a general law, it's because the government banned people from working

Seriously asking. Whats the difference between this and Wiemar/Zimbabwe?

That is 2k from me going into ARPA every month, so bullish for crypto in general.

I'll just charge my daily expenses to credit cards. This shit is collapsing.

They didn't have thousands of nuclear warheads

*Yang

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how many adults + kids on the US, can anybody do the math on how much $ would be printed for this in 1 year?

OH GOD IM BRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMING

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They didn't have ARPA to fomo into at 2 bucks

>has no understanding of history

>Pump average 6k/month into the typical household under 1mil in net value for no reason

rip all savers

The world is ending and your plan is to go ride it out in a place that was post apocalyptic before it was cool?

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Think I can get the check if I am not living in USA right now?

>Americans are too stupid to know what they like.
lmao how would this shit help americans in any way

literally inflation is a meme. hyperinflation is even more of a meme.

the US is the center of the world, has the biggest military and the biggest nuclear stockpile in the world.

the US can just "pressure" countries into taking shitty deals to make sure our economy is never in danger of crashing like Weimar/ZImbabwe

>tfw literally unmarried computer programmer living in parent's house.
You better give me my money hawley

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you’re telling me that they’re only giving me 2k once? Not every damn month for the rest of the year? Fuck this

no

The US dollar has the world reserve currency.
The biggest artificial imbalance in history.

This is going to get much worse.

YANG GANG STILL WINNING

>has the biggest military
So what? Why do you retards act like this is important in monetary matters?

I have to file taxes to that shithole country the least I can get is some fucking gibs jesus fucking christ

>goyim don't realize this entire jew-manufactured crisis was a plot to destabilize the economy and give them no choice but to accept violent revolution or slavery
This the the endgame play for the Bolshevik.

FUCK YOU HAWLEY I’LL PUT THAT MONEY TO BETTER USE THAN LAQUESHA BUYING JAWDENS FOR HER SON TYRESEUS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK NIGGERS ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

>jew-manufactured crisis
take your meds

source on this?

it says $2000/month cant you fucking read brainlet?

is this literal helicopter money?

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They shouldn’t give it to people already on welfare and not working. I’m not talking unemployment, but straight up life long welfare

How do we stop them Yas Forums???

MIIIIIIISTAAAAAAAAA

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>nuh-uh big meanie USA, we're not going to play by your rules, you can't exploit us!
>Wtf, why is it suddenly brighter outside?

Hello, hyperinflation

that's stupid bro
just go in colombia to live with the NEETbux but it will be obviously too dangerous for you and your gringo ass to live there in crisis time

wtf, nobody is thinking about the inflation this will cause?

Yang, you fucking dimwit.

are they testing UBI for yangs return?

The QE and repo bullshit created greater inflation than these handful of payments until corona stops

Brrrrr

just put a stick it note on the bill/proposal that says "NO BLACKS". Save time user.

Feeling the heat from those ovens, kike?
This is 100% overreaction directed by media-created fearmongering.
The media is jewish.
Follow the nose.

non-burger here
would bums get this money too? like a US citizen living on the street?
Wouldn't he go crazy with 1,000 dollars? like drunk and high as fuck?

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Woohoo instead of yangbux which failed ill get trumpbux

>tfw it becomes the standard and ubi stays

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google it

>for all adults

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Just imagine how great a socialist president would be, imagine a $35k a year living wage for every american.

Alright either way I get something interesting to happen.

>either ubi succeeds and i stay a neet
>or society collapses and i can become a traveling adventurer who can plop down in an empty area and build himself a log cabin without the government knocking for $1000 in property taxes

no bums
only kids and working adults

no

>single mom
>families

nope, only those who worked last year, had a job, and filed taxes

what are kids if not tiny bums?

"for every adult american"

there are absolutely no details on the program yet. it's all guessing right now. no one knows what any requirements will be, if any.

also, if they had tax filing requirements that would instantly disqualify millions upon millions of college students who go to school but don't work or maybe worked once and then not later on, etc.. it would be an extremely dumb move.

So should I pay my taxes finally?

No mailing address? No check.

The vast majority of people on welfare are working. The majority of the people on welfare are white.

this is what happens when the federal reserve blows their load and keeps interest rates near zero for a decade. this is what happens when the greatest expansion in american history is accompanied by record-breaking 1 trillion dollar government deficits. this is what happens when corporations take out so much debt that 15% of all publicly traded companies dont make enough money to cover interest payments. We have to resort to helicopter money.

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i said NO BLACKS!

Truly a chad

>found one
by jew he meant mossad. happy now?