/smg/ - Stock Market General

>This crash is ridiculous the market can't possibly go any lower this week than it already has.
youtube.com/watch?v=2akKSFXBthE

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/triple-penetration/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Soon to be scammed people:

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hey hey heyyyyyyy

Bears are taking our women wtf!!

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it's over

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BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

more like

STOCK MARKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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What does this imply will happen?

I assume this is just due to the virus, shouldn't impact the market, right?

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As posted in previous, trading floor is not critical. It exists primarily as a tourist attraction.

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>Oil 22.4

So now half of Texas goes bankrupt right?

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>SPY still pumping in futures
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Eh? A vast vast majority of trading happens through "electronic trading" already, this won't have any impact at all kek'd

>the entire world economy will collapse because of some chink eating bat

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How do you trade on the NYSE as an euro, without paying a middleman broker at a bank/etc? I'm open to using apps obviously.

guess who bought some sqqq and oil today

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It depends how long this lasts. But yeah, $20s is impending bankruptcy territory for a lot of producers.

I have a question. Why some markets have their indices bigger than others? What does it mean?

DOWCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTT

yeah let me guess, it's priced in.. like everything else you guys said a month ago

>bears are bobos
>bulls are mumus
Does crab-sama have a name?

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Just another data point on our journey into hell

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it's barely moved

Reminder that greed is a sin Yas Forums

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I bought vanguard s&p 500 etf today. Did I fuck up?

in the end humanity was not done in by nuclear war but by bat piss

snib snab

FEDCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>JUST BUY INDEX FUNDS BRO THE MARKET IS EFFICIENT THERE IS LITERALLY NO BETTER INVESTMENT THAN THE INDEX

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futures open at 6 est

The trading floor is the least of anyone's concerns about the market right now.

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no, but know that the market WILL go lower before it goes higher. Plan to buy more at cheaper prices. Don't panic sell what you just bought.

NO MY GLORIFIED TV SET,WHERE I CAN SEE THE CIRCUS NOW?
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There is nothing to price in it literally means nothing.

And kike on a stick is a jew

There literally isn't. This doesn't happen much.

>bull market dow will never go under 25k again
>buy the dip bro, it cant go under 22k
>s-see user? today was green! it wont hit 20k

More deluded than the happeners

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It adds to panic and hysteria, which was priced in? RIght? That's what you guys said a month ago when the Dow was going to 30k. And when LINK was $5. It's hilarious how anyone takes advice from this board.

So are we all gonna be basically under house arrest for 30 days like Bill Ackman was crying about earlier today?

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Will it hit 10k tho?

You're trying to make my post seem like bull cope. That is not the case.

The Jewish level

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING TRADERINOS

What expiration date should i use for options to not have it shit the bed if it goes wrong one day but also not a high as fuck premium?

No more bulls left, just bats and bears battling it out in the ashes.

cnbc.com/2017/06/13/death-of-the-human-investor-just-10-percent-of-trading-is-regular-stock-picking-jpmorgan-estimates.html

And the "regular trading" done by people (which is probably just 5-7% by now) will just do it from home

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They cannot and will not shut down grocery stores

Faggot jannies BANNED me for posting about this a week ago.

cnbc.com/2020/03/18/nyse-to-temporarily-close-trading-floor-move-to-electronic-trading-because-of-coronavirus.html

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TIME TO LONG WEED
WHO IS WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!

Who here has bots?

weed confirmed green id

I sure fucking hope not.

GUSH or UWT, oilbros?

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Who here is young and just excited that with every paycheck, every contribution into your 401k is going to finally be buying CHEAP, CHEAP stockies? I hope this depression lasts for a nice looong time.

so at this point just make as much money as you can and buy TQQQ daily right?

its under $40 when it was $100 mere weeks ago, BUY THE DIP

GUSH of course by September you will be part of the next gen of white Americans

If grocery stores are shut down niggers who were too lazy to buy food will be roaming the streets in droves invading other people's homes.

UWT if you want the leverage for a quicker flip
USO if you want to long for as long as it takes

but what if shit crashes when we're retirement age?

Anyone else tits deep in calls rn

Does anyone else think it is very fishy that this whole cornovirus stock crash happened right when corey feldman premiers his new documentary my truth the raping of two coreys. they do not want it to be seen and will prevent it from being in the mainstream news because all they are talking about is cornovirus. they have tried to run him over, stab him etc and now this is how far they will go to supress coreys truth.

Why do you think any normal person cares about whether one redundant room in NYC is occupied by CNBC hosts and college kids when their entire local community is shut down. Nobody cares, you're acting smug over a retarded blip on page five of the news.

you better sell before lunch

>tfw quality American blue chips are tanking like biomemes and shitcoins

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>My town has a population of 1600 and is 99.9% white
I hope you anons in the city will be alright

Which calls? I'm trying to find the right spot for AAL calls, papa fed's gonna pump em with cash and I wanna ride that up.

if this goes too far and the economy is irreparably fucked for years to come, your cheap cheap stockies will remain just that - cheap.

when is the best time to get into stocks, should i wait before i buy?

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What should I invest in to survive the apocalypse?

QQQ $180 3/27c

I have 10k lads, am opening a TD today. Long or short which to I plan to buy into? I'm beyond a new fag.

>tfw Phoenixfag
If SHTF I'm driving to Arkansas as fast as I can, I'd rather deal wih feral Southern niggers than the hordes of spics about

NYSE TO CLOSE MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!

hey dippy, as you get older you need to gradually move your shit from stocks to bonds so you're not vulnerable to shit like this, dont be a greedy boomer and keep it all in stocks

fuck off, reported

add another 20k so you can day trade and have some leeway to correct any fuck ups

>tfw also phoenixfag

Bro you live in arizona, you should have at least 1 AR-15 and 10 full magazines at all times

dead cat bounce thursday may fall after lunch and just keep falling from there. No bailout checkies no workers no green

it's the floor, not the actual exchange