Just swallowed a jar of sleeping pills

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>trying to suicide with pills
>he's not going to make it

Sleep well user.

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How do bullets to the head take any longer than 1 second, let alone minutes

>shotgun to head
>1.72 min duration
The fuck? I get a few seconds of the heart still pumping blood but over a min?

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Hanging is literally the best. It scores well despite the fact that lots of people don't know the proper method.

Human body is surprisingly durable. People survived fumbled shotgun shots to head.

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>>put gun in mouth and fuck up and only blow apart your jaw
>>aim at your head and fuck up only giving yourself brain damage and blowing apart some skull before you bleed out
there's a ton of opportunity for user error
inert gas asphyxiation is what actual doomers know to use

this looks like it's very effective, altho i would aim for the brainstem not the frontal lobe

Based ropebro.

Why are people so boring? If I were to end myself I'd rawdog hookers all day and overdose on cocaine

What can you do to increase the chance of it working?

also you can just rope your jugular and wait for coma/death. No drop needed.

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I have a cousin that tried to off himself like that. He survived.

alcohol and xans sounds like a plan

pills are pretty inneffective in general because your body forces you to vomit

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Technically it's the carotid artery that you wanna compress, but yeah, that's the basic idea.

/suicide/ general

ok, my sudoku lesson here is done. Have fun.

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What a dumb thing to do, good luck you fucking faggot

I'd suggest you'll go throw it up now user or you'll feel pretty terrible waking up tomorrow

Pick a better method

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user CALL an ambulance right now! Dont kill yourself!

CALL RIGHT NOW DO NOT DELAY!

I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself user.

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do not go gentle into that good night
rage, rage against the dying of the light
had an acquaintance put on a pair of headphones and went walking down the train tracks. Always was an inconsiderate cunt.

Sleeping pills won’t do shit retard. I took dozens of those bitches freshman year of college on a nightly bases.

Old age. Thank you very much.
Doomers are retards.

Thanks, but I think the anons talking about inert gas convinced me.
I'm making plans for a future suicide and I don't want to give my stupid body any chance of fucking me over.

>muh chrust

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desu I'm not sure gassing still works because they started adding oxygen to the mix. Do more research on that.

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This is perfect!

Inert gas is not as easy as it seems, improper pressure and leaks can fuck you over and result in failure with brain damage.

>suicide over market scares and corrections
Oh nooo I have to wait longer than a day to see returns how horrible.

Daytraders are fucking retards.

Larping faggot piece of shit, fuck off

This Japanese writer agrees.

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ODing on coke sucks ass retard, kill yourself.

This doesn't work any more, they put oxygen in all retail tanks now. Can't have wagies dying happy after all.

user you fucking retard, youre about to have the worst trip of your life, maybe youll find meaning to live from it. Best of luck

based

Overdosing on coke would be one of the worst ways to die. Try again edgelord virgin.

Your religion is 100% made up bullshit and it’s embarrassing that you can’t see that

Hanging should only last a few seconds I’d you do it right. Make sure it ropes the carotid artery, and the blood stops going to your brain. Instantly pass out.

...How?

he wasn't meant to die. he was meant to attempt it.

Probably puked them up or didn't take enough.

The whole point of hanging is to dislocate your C1 and C2 in rupture your central nervous system from your brain, not choke yourself out, which takes a while.

Killing yourself like that is the most cuckish thing to do. Go get armed and attack some billionaire pedo fag and die in the firefight with his guards or go highjack an empty military helicopter or something that will be a suicide mission.

>pukes bullets
does he have nanomasheens?

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Enjoy the hangover tomorrow

you're about to have the worst diarrhea of your life.

shortdrop isn't the same as longdrop

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see you tomorrow fred

If somebody was doing that in minecraft for self defense reasons as a joke, who would be a suitable target?

Partial suspension hanging doesn't choke you out, it just stops blood flow to the brain. It takes a few minutes to kill you, but you will be unconscious within seconds.
It's basically the mechanical version of inert gas exit bags.

See ya tomorrow afternoon user. You’re going to feel like shit when you wake up.

>one bitcuck less
good

Wtf toes are way to fucked up

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Bio-Rad industrial park, Hercules, California.

Later dude. Tell Satan to fuck off from me.

Why do newfags always recirculate this image.