I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Liam Martin
THE PRINTERS JEROME, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP PRINTING JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyatt Jackson
It has already collapsed yes. I didn’t bother to read the rest
Anthony Wright
I shorted USO 3/27 $4
did I do good
Connor Scott
CLOSE THE MARKET CLOSE IT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU TOLD ME THE PRINTER WOULD WORK Yas Forums WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So whatever happened to SNSS. That gonna moon now or what
Austin Rivera
Guys should I b e buying yet? Are we clsoe to the bottom? I feel like we are getting very close to bottom? I don't need meme please, I need actual opinions!
>corona-chan fucks the world economy in half >kills millions of boomers >have 150k in cash waiting to jump in at the floor and ride the recovery wave back up to financial freedom I'm so happy I could fucking cry user. I literally can't stop thinking about it. It's the only thing on my mind. It was all worth it, I'm finally gonna make it.
Definitely more to fall. I would not plan to hold anything for this entire month. Maybe in April, maybe.
Dominic Hughes
I think the vast majority of people on here are convinced it's going to keep going down until something enormous is announced, all this shit isnt going away and it just seems to get worse everyday
Justin Walker
take profits and be comfy! opportunity for new entries every day
>we're gonna force it up, we can't wait What is happening on the floor right now?
Blake Hernandez
So Black Friday & Black Monday III? Haven't had back to back green days yet, but I would expect a bounce after a 2000pt fall
Easton Bennett
AYYY DEEEAAHH
Are you fucking serious about the helicopters?
John Cox
32. I was too young, too stupid, and too broke in 2008 to buy anything but I saw what a once in a lifetime opportunity I was missing. I've saved every penny that wasn't absolutely necessary to spend since. Years of waiting and saving and it's finally happening.
I know man! Holochain, Link, etc. We're all going to be filthy rich. This must be how boomers felt back in the day.
Benjamin Thompson
>So Black Friday & Black Monday III? Make that Black March
Charles Perry
What are you buying for tomorrow fellas
Sebastian Edwards
bruh OBSERVE and ABSORB and REMEMBER this. you have a huge learning oportunity in front of you. and you best be preparing to BUY BUY BUY once the bottom comes in,,, for years. this is your one and only chance
Justin Sanchez
why are options so fucking confusing
i'm just going to stick with stocks fuck this
Anthony Rivera
>FED pumping it with 10 minutes to close so it doesn't close below 19k I hate them so much
Luis Howard
Is UWT the go to for when Oil goes down more? I got 2 grand, but have no intention on putting that much in, what's the minimum I could put and still be worth bothering with?
Ethan Perez
I thought that was February
Benjamin Peterson
So why does the feds pump but aren't even breaking green anymore? Wasnt the stimulus and more than a trillion dollar bailout good for the economy?
Gabriel Barnes
He's right, we need to go back to Nov 9 2016 levels
Jacob Thomas
Same user, only I've got $60k waiting to buy in. Been waiting for this for years. Despite the hit this month, I'm just excited to get even more VTSAX for cheap soon. We're gonna make it.
don't worry user, corona-chan isn't going away any time soon! in a few days, we'll be saying the same thing about 17k
Colton Butler
Same dude, I'm 33 with 110k. Terrified I'm going to miss my opportunity though. This is a once in a lifetime chance.
Jose Wright
WE PUMPING!
BULLCHADS!!!?????
Logan Cook
>missed my chance for cheap calls 10 minutes ago
FUCK
Michael Robinson
>Everyone thought the world would end with war, Civil war, nuclear war, Government killing right wingers, everyone running around shooting each other till a winner Instead everyone gets neet bucks and can livestream everyone outside their house dying of a disease. How did no one see this coming? As in how did no one see everyone getting neetbucks in a general shtf scenario?
Juan Gonzalez
Nice fake and gay pump, Jerome.
Noah Taylor
Jesus fucking Christ the fed needs to be put up against a wall and shot.
Jack Butler
I don't care which way it goes, I'll buy options for either
David Wood
What glorious pomp.
Nathaniel Martinez
Lets say hypothetically we hit the bottom at some point in the next month. You have six thousand dollars. Where do you allocate these funds?
Fuck it bros im not risking buying calls ill just buy puts on the next green day
Bentley Gonzalez
not confusing
You make a bet the stock will go down (put) or up (call) to a certain dollar amount by a certain date.
You pay in for the right to sell an amount of shares at that time period. (position)
As the price of the stock goes up and down closer or farther away from your call or put, that position gains or loses value ($$$),
That's it.
So for example, if you know that Ford isn't going to do well, buy a put for how low you think Ford will go. You could say down to $1 in like a year (Long put) or down to $3.5 from $4 in a week. (Short put)
same example applies to calls, if you think of it going up 3 dollars in a year or whatever, or up 50 cents in a week.
Sebastian Fisher
Thank Christ I sold morl for 15 in February. Thanks for the years of divvys morl
Ryan Taylor
Hey $101 Boeing-Fag, if you're out there, you're back in the green!
Aaron Rodriguez
>yes good goy, hold trumpenstein's bags for him will you no
Austin Watson
SELL AT ALL COSTS SELL RIGHT NOW GUYS NEWS ABOUT TO HIT US WE GOTTA SELL
Camden Thompson
kek
Ryan Rivera
fucking hell they're pumping it back to 20K what the fuck. It's just gonna fall even harder tomorrow.
Ian Wood
But what if there is no bottom?
Plus I could only put like $100 into the market anyway. I'd probably just end up losing it :/
Jeremiah Flores
This isn't just a crash. A war is starting.
>Among the myriad, earth-shattering geopolitical effects of coronavirus, one is already graphically evident. China has re-positioned itself. For the first time since the start of Deng Xiaoping’s reforms in 1978, Beijing openly regards the US as a threat, as stated a month ago by Foreign Minister Wang Yi at the Munich Security Conference during the peak of the fight against coronavirus.
>Beijing is carefully, incrementally shaping the narrative that, from the beginning of the coronovirus attack, the leadership knew it was under a hybrid war attack. Xi’s terminology is a major clue. He said, on the record, that this was war. And, as a counter-attack, a “people’s war” had to be launched.
>Moreover, he described the virus as a demon or devil. Xi is a Confucianist. Unlike some other ancient Chinese thinkers, Confucius was loath to discuss supernatural forces and judgment in the afterlife. However, in a Chinese cultural context, devil means “white devils” or “foreign devils”: guailo in Mandarin, gweilo in Cantonese. This was Xi delivering a powerful statement in code.
I understand the underlying concept but don't understand how premiums or profit works
from what I understand options are supposed to have more "insurance". if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires? i'm using questtrade and it says to buy (for example) a call for DIS at strike 90 expiring on the 20th, the attached pic is the cost. where the hell is the 3.10 coming from?
and what exactly determines how much you gain if you sell your call/put once it passes the strike
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.03%, it's to be expected. Kinda wish I didn't scale back my hedge, still looking for some huge move on technicals, possibly followed by return to low lows on further bad news. Stay safe out there!
>made retarded all in puts on monday and went down 75% on the pump >gained from my puts today so now im down 50% >couldve been up like 70% if i didnt make that retarded move
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nolan Sullivan
36 here and ditto. In '08 I was too busy trying to find a job. In '09 I thought about investing but didn't. Did not learn how to in to stock market until late 2016. I was pretty well satisfied with the volatility from 2016-present but this is something special.
>if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires?
So if your option expires, it means the position you took didn't happen. You get nothing. You lose. It's worthless.
So here is that equation laid out 1(Your call)x3.10(Your position)x100(The amount of shares you will have the right to sell)
Owen Allen
SPY STILL GOING UP IN FUTURES BEARS BTFO
Samuel Thompson
Without the pumping the USA would've collapsed already. God bless those printing machines.
Parker Bell
It's a literal comedy of errors Entire world was jacking off while this shit spread through China Trump continued to be in denial while it was spreading through the US Now investors are shitting themselves and the Saudis are going full jihad while they nuke their oil industry because of some drunk commies
Owen Torres
I have a single share of amazon. should I just hold it for shits and giggles or what?
William Carter
>its only Jerome guys >no way its doomer boomers like Ackman lapping up cheapies
Alexander Flores
>fakeout pump at the end of the day >europe opens positive on that pump but collapses during the day >burgerstan opens negative again High IQ pumping action
Caleb Parker
i am too poor and retarded
Andrew Cox
Imagine how different it would've been if he had just opted for some McDonald's instead of bat wonton soup.
Yes hold it. It'll balloon once this is over. Think of it like gold that's slightly less bad at retaining value.
Levi Thompson
turn on DRIP for it and forget you own it for awhile
Charles Baker
post-market trading is not the futures market you absolute retard
Daniel Kelly
sell it when it's up and buy it when it's down. amzn is great for swinging since it moves 50-100 dollars in either direction, great for poorfags with at least 2k.
Jose Smith
Check SPY. The pump has continued into futures. Green tomorrow.
Colton Lee
>7.7% drop today compared to yesterday >most of the drop happened over night and it opened at -6 or so It's all so tiresome All the real trading takes place after trading hours
