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AHHHHHHHH IS IT TIME TO SELL?

is the national suicide lifeline teleworking?

So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again

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>dropping like flies
twitter.com/Jan_mers/status/1240343340467531777?s=20

It's unironically over

MOMMYYYYY

BOBOS
MY FRENS
TODAY WE DINE IN BLOOD

its not the bottom yet, you still have more money to lose

Apparently oil companies are dividend companies? The div. Yield isn't that good...

Where are the faggots that bought the "dip"?

THREAD THEME

youtu.be/SCH4V_FfEwM

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A little weak attempt at a pump there. Not gonna work bulls.

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Post 401k results.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So what happens now frens?

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mods are niggers, why they don't stick this shit already?

kek

What calls you gents buying for the bs rally tomorrow?

We're beginning to reach a point where people could murder each other on the streets and nobody would do anything about it.

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BUY THE DIP GUYS
TO SELL IN TOMORROWS BOUNCE

Guys this is just a market correction, we were due for one for a while. Nothing scary nothing spooky just over inflated stock being corrected down to it's actual value.

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are they hiring?

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Snss user is literally delusional

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AHHH WHEN DO THEY CLOSE THE MARKET

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She coofed the world lads

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CNBC pumping more fear with the Ackman interview LMAO

Lmao just ackman on repeat

i just want it to end bros

i dont feel good

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>DOW is going up
>it's just another dead cat
I WANT OFF
THIS
WILD
RIDE

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It's incredible how Russel 2k is under 1000 now

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME YET ANONS

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Here, bought AMD at 37.70 we'll see where it goes

How long until the world stops caring about corona virus and we just let people die?

Grow your own plants, have as much water as possible, and hoard all the food you can. We're gonna see some serious shit.

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FUCK I JUST SOLD THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I?!?!?!?!?! FUUUCCKKK

>he doesn't have a strangle position

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>J.P. Morgan out with new GDP estimates.(Kids, cover your eyes.)

Q1: -4%
Q2: -14%
Q3: +8%
Q4: +4%

Full year: -1.5% overall.
but at the same time
>NEW: Trump admin planning for #coronavirus lasting "18 months or longer"
which tells me those Q3 numbers are the stuff of bullkek dreams

>ackman is the only man to trigger a circuit breaker

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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RAINING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FROM THE LACERATED STOCKS

BLEEDING ITS DOW

CREATING MY CONTAINMENT NOW CORONA-CHAN SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD

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My money will arrive on Friday. Going to short Volkswagen or Exxon.

>One little virus

>No one on earth can preform labor

>The whole economy falls apart and the stock market collapses.

You guys ready to admit the validity of Karl Marx yet?

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Holy fuck i slept through the dow jones opening today. Have i missed any incredible boomer/media delusional salt in the last few hours?

youtube.com/watch?v=OA_CndlBu0g

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Why are leftist on Yas Forums?
You are all poorfags who live off welfare. This is above you.

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We do what we always do. Fight until we can't fight anymore.

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THE BANKS DO NOT NEED TO RESERVE MONEY ANYMORE

PULL YOUR FUCKING CASH

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>down 10k in less than a month
>g-guys it's just a c-correction!

BRRRRRRRR

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Give me your gains Corona-chan

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Ahahahahaha that’s hilarious

Do i want to buy a call with an expiration date on friday for tomorrows pump or an expiration date later next week?

twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1240304791298945024?s=20
>#BREAKING: New York now has 2,382 confirmed cases of #coronavirus, per Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

>**That's 1,008 more cases since yesterday**

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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still waiting for full interview to be posted on their cnbc

Is SNSS user here? Does he know when that 400mg trial data might get released? I can't take this much longer

To masturbate

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-14%

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Based Ackman responsible for the halt with his warning.

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Just imagine that he could have taken out a ~110% profit and re-entered at a much lower price.. but decided to hold and is now down roughly 30%

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Bill Ackman practically crying on CNBC.

you won't find much tranny porn here

I will if you come to my house and suck my dick faggot

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Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

lol

We're in a time machine. Currently the time machine is in the year 2013. If we go back to 2008, we will never go forward again.

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as someone who started buying stocks in 2018 i wonder if this crash is truly different or if it is going to be one of the "everyone thought we are going to zero" but in 3 years everything will be fine kind of scenarios... what do you guys think? i dont really think that this is going to be the end of capitalism... the elites would not want that but then again who the fuck knows?

how bad is this gonna be, bros

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>back to 10%

would be the worst GDP contraction post WW2 if it happens

How much did it cost the feds, /smg/?

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Register with a brokerage right now and buy puts, you fucking pussy

Oh my fucking god yes, Ackman broke down crying and screaming on CNBC, Trump said Kung Flu during a presser

Yeah because it'll be below it

Post more Yas Forums approved anime, I won't be able to cope otherwise...

off yourself

SNSS user once again on suicide watch

next week, so that if tomorrow doesnt pump, friday might save you

A couple hundred billion

DO I HEAR 18? HOW ABOUT 17? GIMME 16! 15! FIFTEEN DOLLAR OIL!

GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

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youtube.com/watch?v=pYJeL6yvYGk

Fool!

>DOW will never be 18K
because it will open at 17K

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SHUT IT DOWN

Marx shit depends on an intrinsic value of shit, and that is literally not what we're seeing right now. Sorry.

What should I fap to Yas Forums?

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Back to $40 by summer.

>Market loses 35% of value
>Corona reaping work force and mutating faster
>It killed children today
cope, this is the great depression 2.0

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>back under -10%

wtf bears we got to cocky

come on, can WTI go sub 20 already

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Surprisingly Kroger is the one hurting my gains this time around
>tfw can't sell my SQQQ calls because I was banned from day trading for 90 days

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What's this about?

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HAHA FEDS ARE GAY RETARDS

feet pics
check em

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It's all hype and fear from a ballooned market.
Small business gets fucked, the gig economy gets wrecked, and in 2 years we're at ATH thanks to ((globalism)))

Dr. Deborah Birx

Pedoscat with prolapsed anuses.

How many trillions have gon BRRRRRRRRR since Feb?

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege investing with you all tonight

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Homunculus vanilla doujins.

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china time, boys

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I can't believe Anonymous tried to tell me not to cash out my S&P500 mutual fund shares yesterday. Today's been another bloodbath.

Remember that correctly timing the market is the most important factor in building long-term wealth.

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lol

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This isn't a correction, this is panic. The correction hasn't even started yet. We are losing another 30-60% of market value by the end of the year.

Wake up.

>tfw can't sell my SQQQ calls because I was banned from day trading for 90 days
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
honestly though I did this about 4-5 years ago, live and learn

not enough

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russia and saudi go to war and we cut a deal with putin to split europe and the middle east this summer

I'm too drunk to deal with timezone fuckery do markets close in 15 minutes or an hour?

>tfw you made a modest 10% from yesterday on inverse ETF plays
>missed out on some profits today
>missing out on even more, but don't want to wade in to the bloodbath

bros this is scary
how big does your dick have to be to make plays right now?
I envy Warren Buffett I bet he doesn't freak out about this shit he just buys

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Considering they print the money it cost them literally nothing fagit.

>Just be psychic bro

so dow dropping 10% is the new normal now?

BBC News anchor keeps coofing live on air

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either of these and you're confirmed BASED

Retain your semen, do last two digits # of pushups

/g/224549/

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Seems like it

>footfag
how can you possibly have such bad taste in fetishes in 2020

What happens when all the boomer pension funds drain all their assets in 6 months?

Nice.

>check em

soft tummies

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GIMME GIMME GIMME

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>We are losing another 30-60% of market value by the end of the year
Now THAT is panic

about three fiddy

Let's see some screencap porn

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You know, what I don’t get about this entire crash is why all of the feds and the political offices are insisting on fucking trickling out bad news literally every fucking day.

Every motherfucking day its another press conference with even more gloom and doom because it turns out the presser the day before wasnt strong enough in telling everyone to bunker the fuck home for a week.

Just fucking bite the damn bullet, yank out marshall law, set some fucking curfews, and force these retarded boomers and zoomers into theirs homes for a week.

Unironically take the Chinese approach and go full control and shutdown, or dont bother taking any mitigations at all.

PUMP FAST
FAST FAST FASTERRRR
FASTER

Anyone with a brain would sell a penny stock if it pumps over 100%, we literally sat in here calling for the retard to sell but he refused

unfathomably based

Desu I'm fine with missing out on the maximum profit so long as a make a profit, I only invested 1k and I'm up 2k in my first week almost.
I just can't wait to get to 25k and day trade infinitely

eat shit redditor

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an hour

guro

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>implement central planned economy
>whole economic sectors fall apart because of centralized production mismanagment
>this happens nearly constantly, throughout your entire history as a socialist state and affects almost all sectors every few years


Nice grain deals homo.

I'm not looking at my portfolio for a year. Nice knowing yall /smg/

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Shit, dude. That hadn't crossed my mind. Pensions and endowments are wrecked.

in an age of ever-increasing degeneracy, unshod women are a beacon of purity

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This

Nice.

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Good. I gotta close my shorts and go long for the pump tomorrow.

I was up to 29k but had to take money out to cover some expenses as of late, fucking sucks.

if you want to talk about correctly timing the market... you should have sold long before yesterday user

Is the fed back to its antics again?

unbelievably based

/ss/

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jerome it's ok
You don't have to poomp...
...not anymore

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The real issue is is that we were in a massive financial bubble propped up by speculative investments on wall street and contentious cycle of bail outs that created a bubble in and of itself. A bubble with in a bubble.
The thing you need to realize is that all of that speculative value is not real. That's why a correction like the one we have been going through in the last week is so dangerous because there is no, actual, capital backing it; E.G Labor. There's no one working behind all that air.
So now, we are at a point where companies are epecting a return in profits that is far, far, far, greater than they actually can sustain right now.
So, you know, they have to scale it all back. Lay offs, liquidation, what have. You need labor to create value at the end of the day and you can't out run the falling rate of profit.

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checked and brospilled
absolutely based taste

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>He didn't sell.

Fucking hell, oil was down 26% at the lows

EXTREMELY based

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me

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Are mods fucking cryptofaggots or something? Give us sticky jesus Christ

>Bulls have been ferociously running the board for the past 3-4 years
>The bears wiped out 3-4 years of work of the bulls in a single month
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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Do we circuit breaker on futures tonight?

Hey, you win some you lose some, we're all gonna make it.
The road to one mil is long for most but I will make it to the end. I've made more money in one week trading than I ever have in 2 weeks working at my shitty wagie job.

please be male