/smg/ - Stock MAAAAAAAAAAArket General

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its over

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PUMP?????

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POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
>POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
>POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG

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WE ARE GOING SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER

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I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE FALLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>broke 18K
>STILL dropping

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>tfw made back all my losses

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

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>S&P headed for the next breaker

>DOW AT SESSION LOWS
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>18,954.93

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YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
WE ARE NOW SOLIDLY BELOW 19K
WE WILL NOT BE RISING ABOVE 19K AGAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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REAL THREAD THEME
>REAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>18k

jesus

ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET ANONS

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guys i didnt actually want a depression, it was just a joke

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WE'RE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY, HOW ON EARTH DID THIS HAPPEN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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thats so fucking epic

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It is funny

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Support? What support?

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?

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NO MORE INK LEFT

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>rkg is back
I thought you died of aids

BRACE
BRACE
BRACE

HEAD'S DOWN
STAY DOWN

BRACE
BRACE
BRACE

No it still is.

MOOMOOS BTFO
HOLY SHIT MOOMOOS ENTIRELY BTFO

>DOW float around 20k
>Trump open mouth
>instant drop
LOL, they should just ban him

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You're all gonna be homeless bros

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RIGHT NOW

fed pump time first

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Is this the ushering of nwo and one world currency? Massive dissident purges inc

The golden age ended with the mid 80s user. We've been on a slowly increasing decline ever since.

Yes, I'm down 80k and I don't even care anymore.

>woke up today thinking it would only be a little red
>we're now in a depression

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>you didnt sell at 29k

omfg im so fucking done, this is rigged, i swear to fucking god, a random virus just wiped 5 FUCKING YEARS of my stocks

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don't worry guys, after Boeing is kicked out of the Dow, it'll start going up again

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When? 14?

There was a bio company partnership today in which one of the two shot up to around 2.50 a share. Anyone know the company’s involved?

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE

Bounce tomorrow, buy SQQQ and SRTY when it does.

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JEROME
WHERE
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FUCK
ARE
YOU

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Anyone else in gush and jnug today? I feel gay about gush but I think jnug will recover quickly

>GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY
Kek

Good morning.

>This afternoon

At least Herbert Hoover built a cool dam.

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Fed boys, fed boys
Whatcha gonna do,whatcha gonna do
When the flu hits you

13% at S&P 500

ITS NOT EVEN 3:30

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.

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Does the PDT rule apply to sells made within the same session, or just within 24 hours?

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-13% so in the next half hour most likely

WHEN DOES IT GET KICKED OUT

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No, this is the death of the central banks and their stupid free money. Gold is coming back

THIS GIRL WANTS ME TO GO PICK HER UP AND FUCK HER!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING DOWN?!?!? FUCKING SELFISH BITCH!!!!

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>42 billions for this

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CORONAVIRUS WAS GOING TO TANK MY STOCKS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW NICE FUCKING MARKET DUDE

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Jesus Christ

13

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PEOPLE THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS THE BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>still not a bulltrap after a downturn of -30%
see you in hell guys

pumped it 100 points only to now be plumbing new lows

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Sauce?

S-sauce on pic?

Hey Jerome!

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FUCKING THANK YOU
SSJ3

>tfw no idea what's going on but having fun :)

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Bottom when?

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There's no hope at this point. Even the fed has given up.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WHY ARE WE NOT STICKIED
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Can we beat Monday?

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Anons...
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent

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WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)

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Calls for tomorrow?

>metnally ill pedos cutting off their peepees and reading books to children
>golden age

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Bottom? Floor? At 0

Communist uprising WHEN

I'm pissed because I sold SQQQ expecting Trump to announce a bunch of shit today and all he did was meme about Kung Flu

Is this peak fear yet?

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Please stop, the more I have faith this isn't going to crash and burn, the more we crash and burn.

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Fuck her in the living room with the tv on coverage of the markets

Is the third circuit breaker when they close for the day?

RETARD BULLS BTFO
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I was gonna say to place your bets on when he's gonna pull the trigger
But yeah

You're laughing. The DOW just went under 19k and you're laughing.

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[spoiler]asd[/spoiler]

this but with fascism

Any zero stocks I can pick up?

Yea, calls on SQQQ and VXX

wait, the banks aren't required to hold money? what?

>mfw I knew the doujin this is from and have coomed to it several times

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STICKY WHEN

No, wait until the army comes into New York

same
but I sold at $31 on monday close so w/e

lol at all the goyim laughing at me last week for saying the bottom was closer to 10-12k than 20k.

sauce? i am into some titty torture mood right now

when do stocks stop mattering

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How about another joke, Murray?

SPY support isn’t honestly until $200 or so

Hey guys I'm new to stocks, what should I invest in? I just downloaded robinhood

yes probably a big fed damage control pump tomorrow

did you profit at least?

>he thinks there's a bottom anymore

pls tell me user

kys tourist

Jokes on you dumbass ahahaha

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>approaching -11%

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Let's split the difference and make it a strasserite one.

I'm going to be fucking sick

Doggy style with laptop on her back??? good idea but it's hard to fuck when getting fucked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

17k coming

Surely we can't go into 17K by EOD right?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

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Oh user....
they never did............

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WHY DIDNT I JUST SELL

THIS IS FUCKED FUCKED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

PEP is really fucking tempting here but goddamn.

I like him.

A month or so ago he was on that show and the panel were hanging up on him for being too bearish in his year’s estimate

calm down fags it not going below 18k anytime soon

Why not both at once?

>implying there will be an America by the time of elections

lmao

SCD - Suicide Inc.

ARE WE GOING TO HIT 0 TODAY?

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WE IN OBAMA ECONOMY NOW BOYS, HOW LONG UNTIL BUSH?

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kek

BEAR CHADS WHERE YOU AT
LET ME HEAR YOUR ROAR

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>-11%
no wait
please just wait

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i've been a fool to myself

Glad I exited TLT earlier, damn.

Toilet paper, food and guns

The world is falling apart and it's beautiful

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NOT ANYMORE. On March 26th they don't have to. Before they had to have 10%

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>SOON

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yeah I was in at $24 and sold at $28

Tick tock preppers, raiders are coming

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-11%

youtube.com/watch?v=KAHLwAxS7FI

This isn't even the start of fear. Millions are going to die and be crippled over the next few months. Small businesses are going to be wiped out as all economic activity halts. Unemployment will surge to ~20%. Soldiers will be posted on the streets to enforce quarantines and combat looting/raping.

Wheres my boy ACK?

>tfw got out of shorting oil a few days ago from panic
>missed biggest trade of my life

I shall be poorfag forever, should've trusted the way of the bear.

I thought one of the trump kids said to go all in the other day

BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
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we just broke through the 19k floor

Wow that’s actually impressive

TUMBLING DOWN
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No, bud. Bodies in the streets and national guard engaging looters will be close to peak fear.

NG is full of ex combat vets from iraq and afghanistan with itchy trigger fingers due to several deployments dealing with sand niggers. I have no doubt we will see the first military killing american civilians incident in the next few months, and it will be niggers that shot at guard.

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Yeaaah. If we hit -12% I'm getting out before the trading halt. I just made 250% return in my inverse ETFs.

Who's gonna be put to the camps this time?

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