/smg/ - Stock Market General

*ching chong achoo's*

Solly about youl economy, Amelica.

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POOOOOOOOOOMP WE CANT FALL DOWN TO OBAMA ECONOMY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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Is it happening?

WHERES MY FUCKING BAILOUT

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Wat

HOW DO I BUY OIL???

please help me

thanks

BUY JNUG CALLS SO CHEAP RN

Stfu poorfag

I'm down 4k and you dont see me crying about it.

Gotta trap some more bulls for fuel.

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GUSH

>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THAT BBC
THAT TASTE GOOD
I BOUGHT THE DIP
I'M A KEKOLD
COME ON
COME ON
NO ONE CAN SEE ME FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING

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It is stabilizing for today
thank fucking god

I get mine from autozone

You put $xx amount in, how do they take more?

It's too late, Jerome.

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THREAD THEME

youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

reddit

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THREAD THEME
youtu.be/SCH4V_FfEwM

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The only stock you'll need

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THE AGE OF PUMP IS OVER

heads up, buy puts on blue apron

This is all a fed simulation to see how much money they can print and just throw into an inferno, to see how long they can keep a bubble in the air.

memes aside oh it will

apply to trade futures on your broker?

bros you dont understand, XOM is going down but that means its cheaper to buy....its literally free money

this is the lowest oil will ever be for the next 100 years, these coming weeks you need to load up lads

I don't know if anyone remembers, but I posted on here a few days ago... I'm 41 and spent it all on calls.

This is it. I am financially ruined. I live in a motel, I have no money for food, I have no relationships, I have nothing. Goodbye Yas Forums.

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stfu poorfag I'm down 30k

based

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it's down 1848 points you tell me

>HOW DO I BUY OIL

Oil is cheapest right now. Just go to your closest gas station.

I regret voting for Zion Don

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oho that's a dericious bat soup!

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GUSH

How much will my 4 Terabytes of anime and doujins be worth in the post apocalypse?

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CONTESSA I NEED U BB

>ENTIRETY of THREE YEARS of stock market gains wiped out
JUST

>tfw up $23 since this all began

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If you missed the Ackman doomcry here's part of it:

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240321623934328832

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Good night boomers

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Financial market theme right now
youtu.be/zZuZPqsyRKE

Go to your local Esso and buy these little babies.
Been stacking them since 2008, knew I was going to make it big eventually. Now they're cheaper than ever.
Buy the dip oilbro.

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retard its literally Yas Forums oc someone drew it here and faggots stole it as always

PULL UP!
PULL UP!
PULL UP!
PULL UP!

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It's over.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY CALLS WHEN THE MARKET IS MOVING DOWN

timeframe?

SEX ANDROID STOCKS MOONING !

I'M FREEEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAALLIIIIIIIING

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So do I just move my whole 401k allocation into a money market until this shitstorm blows over? I'm down 20% YoY and can see the writing on the wall that this isn't the bottom, wondering if it's better to cut my losses and go back to my current allocation once the dust settles and we go back to a bull phase.

GL FURTHER MATE

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Unironically buy olive oil, you'll need it the most

I am screaming and crying and I don't know why.

give me iron hands energy lads, i have to believe in the crash

can i write off stock market losses on my taxes?

Yeah market would be booming under Hillary/Obama.

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About tree fiddy

this is history anons. How would you like to be remembered? By history that is.

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>two more trading days

cnbc.com/2020/03/18/bill-ackman-pleads-to-trump-to-increase-closures-to-save-the-economy-shut-it-down-now.html

SHUT IT DOWN

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if it makes you feel any better we will all be in your position soon.

Requesting the image of, "The DOW is plunging, and you're laughing."

yotsubest

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Why the FUCK DID I BUY YESTERDAY

reminder this was deleted
it's real for the boomers now

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WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE DOW BROS

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how does it feel to have that level of
COPE

its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
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I shorted Boeing a few dollars under the 2020 peak about $330.

It's gonna close under $100 today.

I should call it quits and go home with my 30k, but I feel it can go lower still.

Buy guns.

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lol no, all options are through the roof atm

I'm pretty tempted to take profit on SQQQ and SPXU, but I don't want to miss the big drop. I don't know what to do

i remember bro.....stay safe, don't do anything drastic

in life sometimes your flush, sometimes your bust, and when your bust you never think you'll be bust, when your bust you never think you'll be flush

>biz oc
>reddit
This post is the epitome of nufags

Please announce your bets!

Closes at 18k

Closes at 17k

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I don't want to be remembered.

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>what's wrong with zero freedom and giving all your money to brown invaders?
kys, commie retard

LEAF BROS, I...

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>Oil so low it starts going negative
You're going to lose everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
I recommend the Ace Combat Zero soundtrack for the whole next few weeks.
Is correct.

Are we almost Weimar tier yet?

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>dow goes up
green wojak
>dow goes down
pink wojak

just remember how cute we all were in our little stocks threads

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should have done that last week

Hope Bizonacci will eventually come back to make a video on this, would be KINO.

SUB 19K TODAY

>is this how the world ends?
is this how the world ends?
>is this how the world ends?
Not with a bang, but a whimper?

bros i need to stop buying the dip...i only have 14k left in the bank but i keep transfering for cheapies

Should I buy the dip with my incoming tax refund?

The market is actually fucked.
We should've listened to Bill Ackman.

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Yes, or at least they're not counted toward what you owe

Noone ever got fired for securing profits.

XOP

right there with you lad

cash.

They get your children if you can't pay

SHOULD I SELL MY PUTS NOW OR WAIT

Got a chance to capitalize on Trump BOOM when I hadn't in 2016. Stay mad kikes.

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CLOSES AT

18,789!!!!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

He's trying to warn us.

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Iz zis ze meme?

18k today
[spoiler]16K tomorrow[/spoiler]

you'll learn what to do once you get burned for being too greedy. nothing wrong with taking profits and opening new positions.

>Withdraw your money as soon as you can!
As usual, the sheep don't understand that, if the system collapses, your paper probably becomes worth less than literal toilet paper. At least toilet paper you can safely wipe your ass with, money is filthy.

DOW Jones is my favourite shitcoin

25k kek

That image did not age well.

Hope you're not white.

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>25,000
haha those were the days

>tfw through all this i was only posting on Yas Forums

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me bought heckies out of 2280 O_O
this lowest every seen market
completely shocking stuff

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kek, obama already dealt with 2 different viruses

He's fucking losing it lmfao

This needs to be updated. DOW 25k won't happen for another 5 years.

>25k

Feels like so long ago lads...

As much fun as it sounds, things will not degenerate into Battle Royale, so that's a stupid way to burn your cash. Buy non perishable food - you gonna need it anyway but it's gonna cost more in the future.

Did Sava hit the floor at 3.25? It hasn't fallen below that. Time to buy in?

You had 2 years

Nah this happens every decade or so

literally the first inverse oil ETF I looked up a few days ago, OILD, made me a thousand dollars since yesterday
I don't know anything too deep about finance but I'm up, this market is crazy

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up 2 u bro, im up 60% on my puts from monday