THE END IS NEAR EDITION

THE END IS NEAR EDITION

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GUSHHHH

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HAHAHAHA MY SPY PUTS ARE MOONING LMAO RETARDED BULLS THOUGHT THE PUMP WOULD LAST

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POST DEATH

Redpill me
Are we at level suicide or even lower?

THREAD THEME ALBUM
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Is this finally the end of Neoliberalism?

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Vix at 81.05

Oil near 21.xx

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*DING DING DING*

>HELL
>IS
>COMING

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WASH AWAY THE ANGER

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Not suicide til sp under 2100

OOOOOOOOOOO AH AH AH

I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of Yas Forums and sea
From ancient hebrews unawoken break the floor that can't be broken
To blackest night I pledge my soul I crush my puts to burning coal
To summon forth a deathly power to see my hated DOW devoured

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SAME, AND PEOPLE SAID THE PUTS WERE OVERPRICED LAST WEEK, RETARD BULLS GET FUCKED

SHOULD I SELL MY MSFT 3/27 105 PUTS OR HOLD THEM

Are dividends still my fren?

HAVING FUN YET?

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>Oil 21

GUH

So can I kill myself now?

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
100% chance of -9% today

>s&p will not go below 2350

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pack it up boys, we've bottomed

ELON WE NEED VENTILATORS.

Did the CNBC stream freeze for anyone else? I can only hear audio

level 2 breaker when?

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Requesting Ackman interview recording

SHUT IT DOWN

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At what point do we load up on DAL and AAL cheapies? They wont fail trump already said they would bail out the airlines if need be

Give me some fitting songs, lads.

19.3K soon

Yes, Im winning and im playing the market like a fiddle

You think this is a dump? We've had 2 black mondays in a row. This is nothing. You'll see soon. We're not even close to the floor of this shit.

THREE LITTLE WORDS

>GET
>FUCKED
>NERDS

>XOM is $33

WHERE IS THE NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOTS NOW? YOU GOONG TO TELL ME THAT THIS IS STILL NOTHING?

>Closing out my short positions
>Buying a few long calls on coca cola and ford
>About to open up more shorts through the next few weeks.
>All while I should be coding

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CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
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CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS

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So Warren Buffet bought Delta?
It's $10 maybe buy some?

Should debt financed Stock Buybacks be punishable by death?

What oil stocks to buy?

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SECOND
CIRCUIT
BREAKER

YES MY DICK IS LITERALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

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When the fuck are we getting info on the trump bucks

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How long till bill mitchel kills himself?

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think we're going to go below 19k today bros ?

My loss so far this month, u guys?

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>just throw it in an index fund


FUCK YOU BOOOOOOMERSSSS

POOOOOOOOOOOOOMP EET PLSSSS DONT LET CNN BULLY ME I HAVE TO GET REELECTED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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>S&P literally making no movement after circuit breakers

I'm nervous

Time for TQQQ calls?

Should I hold my SQQQ calls bros?

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever

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I've been buying AAL since they dipped below $12.

HERE I STAND IN THE BLOODSTAINED SAND

WEEEEEEEEE line go down

How fucking low can oil go

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Well anons?

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OH YES
BUT I WANT MORE FUN
MORE MORE MORE

ive had fun for the last 2 months

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this week

It's not a nothing burger, but it's still being completely overblown.

Perfect

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Unironically yes. The Anglo liberal world is dying

stop resisting, I want the next breaker

Bought a ton of USO at $4.87. If I lose on this in a month then then it’s the apocalypse and who cares.

Is this the dip to buy?

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RDS.B
XOM

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Based. In the future people will be able to retire comfortably without playing the Jew game.

No dude, by APRN

>the market will correct itself

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Thank you, Donald

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apology for poor english

when were you when dow john dies?

i was sat at home eating bat soup when cramer ring

‘dow is kill’

‘no’

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Press F to pay respects.

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youtu.be/F7OvPTmhtiY

THIS

TIME FOR C-CHEAPIES
RIGHT BROS?

Get a hold of yourself!!!!!

I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself user.

XOM is being shilled but oil might hit $10

WHAT PUTS DO I BUY AND FOR WHEN AHHHHH

SPY $205 3/30?

2 shotgun blasts to the back of the head, suicide note found 5 feet away. very tragic.

kek

Tomrrow is gunna be green as fuck but nowhere near how red today is.

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We're living in the history books!

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atm we are either going all the way down or another 10% max
i would wait too see

Some bank was memeing about negative oil prices so...

>CRUDE IS GOING TO GO UNDER $20

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I think this is the point where even bears should be scared. What's the point of winning when the banks don't have money to pay you?

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Its not the bottom until people believe capitalism is over, and at least one news story on msn about traders killing themselves

This shit is incredible.

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Does anyone else notice how -8% percent feels like fucking nothing??? I literally caught my self thinking "Only -8%? not that bad then". This fucking market is insanity incarnate

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this entire month is history

not yet since it could get to $15 dollars soon

Oil at 21.88

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he should contract it to show us how not deadly it is
itll be pretty good to hear he died from having his lungs filled with liquid

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Hell yeah, dialectic is in motion right now.
I just bought into some of the largest companies on the planet and will be rich if the market doesn't crash.
And if it does totally bottom out I get fucking socialism.

Fuck yeah, I win either way.

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What is the best way to do s&p options? Should I buy option on s&p 500 mini index, or against a popular ETF?

USOI