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Listening to that Ackman character was legitimately the most kino thing I've ever heard. He singled handled tripped the breaker and I saw it happen live. I fucking LOVE this timeline.
Gavin Miller
>if we just turn off the markets we aren’t losing money
What’s happening? All the SPY puts I have are at 0.01 and the order books has them all that way as well? Did the market explode?
Jeremiah Ross
you know what rhymes with trump? PUMP AND DUMP
Justin Brown
lmao based orange man
Chase Taylor
IT'S THE END GET IN YOUR BUNKERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END MARKETS ARE CRASHING MILLIONS ARE DYING THE WRATH OF GOD HAS BEEN UNLEASHED UPON US
Nolan King
KUNG-FLU
Ryder Wright
Mfw bill was just acting so he could get some cheapies
>virus is from China, it should be called the Chinese virus lmao
Brayden Cooper
Thread Reminder!
I'd call it the holy shit and i thought getting out at $340 was bad....
damn, i knew LMT was better, but still damn
you should have panic sold a few weeks ago user
Congratulations! we really are going to make it bros, I'm happy you didnt just accept a loss and drown in your own misery like many here do, you took action to fix things and it worked!!
just dont get cocky bro, its a marathon not a sprint
KUNG FLU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AUTO INDUSTRY = KILL HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY = KILL TOURISM = KILL AIRLINES = KILL
THIS IS WAY BIGGER THAN 2008! THE BANKING INDUSTRY ISN'T THE ISSUE NOW, ALL THE OTHER SECTORS OF THE ECONOMY ARE! WE ARE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FUCKED! IT'S FUCKING OVER! PEOPLE SAY DON'T PANIC BUT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO DO? THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT DEPRESSION, THERE WOULD BE BREAD LINES, BUT PEOPLE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO LINE UP DUE TO SOCIAL DISTANCING.
HELL IS COMING SHUT IT DOWN NOW CAPITALISM WORKS IT'S A SHITSHOW TURN TESLA INTO A VENTILATOR COMPANY AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The second my deposit hits my broker I am going all in on ACX and MGM. (this also means we will deadcat in approx 3-4 business days to fuck me) See you on the other side boys
Levi Brown
jew on tv "wants" elon to make ventilators
Adam Thomas
has trading stopped? wtf
Oliver Nelson
I really hope someone recorded the Ackman interview
Zachary Anderson
>Buy high sell low Based Yas Forumsnisman
Noah White
THERE WILL BE A RECKONING
Lincoln Jackson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CORONA-CHAN GIVE ME YOUR GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trading stopped? You fucking WHAT? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?
Jonathan Wilson
>KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU >KUNG FLU KUNG FLU
Jacob Lopez
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Charles Rodriguez
GIVE ME A RECAP ON WHAT HE SAID
James Cook
I'm selling my SQQQ today, shits gonna crab.
Henry Walker
HOW ARE WE NOT PINNED YET FUCK YOU JANNIES
Nathaniel James
15k if dubs
Isaiah Torres
You know what the best part about a bear market is user? It's not the part where everyone is posting pink wojacks. *sip* you wanna know why? Well because, in a downturn, everyone is losing money, user. Everyone. Ain't no saints here no sirree the devil is owed his due. Nay, the best part, user, is the upturn. Because there's one poor soul out there, so desperate just to break even again. Why if only he would have just sold last week! He could've kept all his gains. Maybe, were he clever, he would be a millionaire. Oh, ho ho, what grand delusions. Aye, there it is, the killer: the thought that this user can make it. He's held on for so long, so so very long you know, but now, "It's time I short this bitch," says the user. So he sells, and he goes all in. But on that upturn, our poor user is wiped out entirely. Yes, that there is the best part about a bear market. It ain't everyone losing money, it's just one poor soul.
*sip* and it's all too personal for that one poor soul, user...
Josiah Peterson
RIP
Thomas Davis
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! >THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! >THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! >THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT! >THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
who keeps making new threads early? We are already 1/3 through the bump limit, we could just ride the thread to page 9 instead of making new threads all the time.
General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say >General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say >General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say >General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
