/smg/- Stock Market General

JUST

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/sweating/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread:

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Production_Act
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

FUCKING

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He's late because they're shooting him up with steroids to stop his coughing

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AHHHHHHHHHH CNN SAYS DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
>DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
>DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK

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>FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW
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TRUMP PUMP INCOMING

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>tfw saved for years waiting for a correction like this

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LIVE
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youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

SPEECH IS STARTING

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I JUST WANTED TO BE A RICH GUY

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strawpoll.me/19561896

strawpoll.me/19561896

strawpoll.me/19561896

what is the play?

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Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=_V3j4leyLjs&list=PL65E33789AA7052BC&index=75

We are at war with the chinese virus.

BIG

WHITE

SHIPS

>everything I have is going down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

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Strongly considering writing options to make money off of the premium. Tell me why I shouldn't risk $10,000 right now to make anywhere from $400 - $500 a week!?

I got screwed over with options months ago and lost a lot of money. I was figuratively picking up pennies on a train track only to get ran over when a hard run up occured. This new strategy is to milk the premium from the volatility.

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agriculture and food stocks

>THE BERN ENDS: Axios reports that Bernie Sanders is suspending his presidential campaign.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MRNA PUMP !!!!!!!!

ORANGE MAN SPEAK
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>all this opportunity for cheapies falling from the sky
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING I WANT

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>10% into 3/20 db puts, my most agressive shorts
>only company that wont tank

Still way up but this is annoying

What should i invest in

INVEST IN AMERICA

Yourself

FUCK
FUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WEN, KOS, and Boeing

LEGO sets and vintage BMX bikes.

Check out northern data for easy 2x

Is SPX going up or down?

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LOL ALL EVICTIONS BANNED!!!! WAGEKEKS BTFO!!

NEETS CELEBRATING NATIONWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY SHIT

USD

Also should i hold off on buying get the vibe stocks will keep falling for months.

VTSAX

Real Estate bubble collapse

rip randy

i dont care, i can live rent free!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A DUMP, A TRUMP DUMP

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I just woke up, are things back to normal yet? Or any info on how when trumpbux happen?

Watch out for rape gangs, they're gangs that do rape

In a tent

>SUSPENDS FORECLOSURES & EVICTIONS

SEE YOU GUYS AT SUB 15K

Circuit break incoming?

>Dow under 20K

when do the suicides start?

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I hope

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DCA if you're timid like that. Worst case is society ends and it doesnt matter anyways. Likely case is even prices today will look like a steal in 30 years

If you arent timid, puts and hodl

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-7%

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>Has to suspend foreclosures and evictions
>UBI being heavily considered
>Nationalization of industry is on the table.

Did the virus just trick America into being commie

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE WE SHOULD BE GOING UP!

IF EMPLOYEES DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING THEIR HOMES THEY CAN STAY EMPLOYED IN THE BUSINESS. THE BUSINES DOESNT HAVE CHAOS OF FINDING AND TRAINING NEW PEOPLE

TRUMP DUMP
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>2 moving hospitals instead of closing new york
how many elderly are going to die in new york?

based

Oh he's talking again
the market...

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Please, bobo! Have mercy!

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Oil going to continue its death spiral? I'm getting really tempted buy a lot of UWT and just forget about it for a year or two.

bullets food and water

autists already added today to this list
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Production_Act

Miss this guy

>NEW DATA REGARDING EFFECTS ON YOUTH
>THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT...FOR EVERY AMERICAN
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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>Puts are back in the green

THANK YOU DONALD

FUCK THIS BOOMER

i am starting to buy

WFC, PNC, C

EVERYTIME THIS OBESE RETARD OPENS HIS MOUTH IT TANKS

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is it tanking? What happened today?

I thought GUSH were you guys go-to go broke ETF?

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>level by level

It's an emergency you dumb fuck. Not a revolution.
Fuck your dumb ass. nigger faggot.

C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER?

In a little cottage in the woods of Dow lived a big bear, a bull, and a little crab. Their cottage, though once a mansion long ago, was getting smaller every day. Now, every day in the morn, the three friends awoke and made their breakfast FEMA ration porridge. "This porridge is much too hot", called the bear. "Red hot like a printing press!", cried the bull. "Let us go for a sideways walk, and upon the market close, our porridge will be ready to eat", offered the crab. The three friends went off down main street in a jolly mood.

Then in came goldielocks, the statue of a young girl come to life, to raid the cottage of the three friends. Seeing the steaming bowls of gains, she sat eagerly at the bulls bowl and took a big bite. "OW! This is too hot", cried the little twat. Sliding into the bears seat, the girl took a smaller bite this time. "But this porridge is too cold", whined the cunt. Moving into the crabs chair, she took a long bite of porridge. "Hmm! This porridge is just right. I think I'll eat like this for a while", and after eating crab porridge all day, the girl had fallen asleep at the table.

The three friends arrived back at their home, aghast at the spectacle they found - a stupid self righteous little bitch had eaten all of snibs porridge. Bobo the bear, crept up behind the girl and grabbed her with his pedobear paws. Moomoo the bull, slapped her in the face with his raging bullcock. Snibs the crab, snipped her right in the cunny. "AHH HELP ME FED", screamed the stupid feminist, but no help came for her on that day, and the three friends dined on fresh cunny in the aftermarket trading session.

THE END.

Millennials are fucked too

>You can go from level 3 to level 7
Was that a fucking mario bros reference?

CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER!

They're just saying that to scare the youth indoors. They're dependant on us not spreading it to them.

JUST SKIP THE CORONAVIRUS LEVEL, MILLENIALS.

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why are boomers talking about speedrunning during the apocalypse

JEWS BTFO

with every day it becomes more apparent that We May Not Be Able To Contain It

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lol gen z wins again

I sold all my shit as soon as I heard that. I made gains but tiny insignificant ones. I was hoping for a pump.

Milks of coin and salty sand

LMAO

TMO TO TEH MOON

NO

FUCK BOOMERS

Zoomers will inherit the Earth.

FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS
FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS
FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS

ZOOMERS ONLY

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i cannot believe this was actually said unironically.

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>/vr/ is in the whitehouse.

>Going back up

SNIB SNAB

Direxion runs GUSH, wouldn't touch it. I mean, oil has to recover eventually, r-right?

here we go

I didn't say to stay indoors lol. The boomers are even as we speak ruining the futures of their children. Their time is fast approaching.

Netflix

We'll have to make sure there's nothing to inherit then

Big tiddies.

2350 on the S&P is the bottom until November. Cap this

Food?

>schwabs streetsmart edge is fucking garbage
what the fuck is this shit, i swear if i could open a td account i would so i can use tos. no options blocksize indicator reeee

Bassed if true

>Zoomers in this thread don't know that they're the worst generation in history, worse than baby boomers.

Yikes. Cringe.

>Trump talks about meeting with nurses and FEMA at level one
>Market goes down
Oh no FEMA scary
>Senile woman talks about skipping Mario level
>Market goes up
Haha. Mario fun

zoomer is a compliment

Why didn't the circuit breaker trip? DOW was below -7.00%?

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO SQQQ I'M PANICKING

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EL GRANDO JUSTO

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2 ships and 2000 ventilation units are gonna save the entire USA

>crude oil

Holy ..

I'm at work and can't watch
>every screaming death
>SPY QQQ UDOW staying relatively stable
What am I missing?

NOOOOOOOO MY CALLS

Sell it and buy $ROPE

THE CIRCUIT!!! AAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

Why are gaming companies also going down? Wouldn't this all be a boost to them? Especially once neetbucks start rolling in.

The whole economy is crashing, dummy. There are more things that influence the valuation of a company than sales.

Millennials showed boomer how to skip from level 3 to level 7.

it's based on S&P not DOW

Why is Trump so bad at reading out loud. It's pretty embarrassing to watch.

Unironically the best post on this board

Where are my trump bucks? Where is my free money???

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People only sub to wow if they have the money

SPY bottom is 180. Screencap this post, faggot.

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Dude talking is making me dizzy

9.5 MILLION
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it is the Boomers nature to consume and destroy.

millenials are killing their profits by skipping all the levels

you mean 0

is delta a buy today?

A CUTE! A CUTE CONDITIONS

god how cringe. Just crash this fucking faggot economy with no survivors and let's skip those boomies to level get fucked

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