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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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nhentai.net/tag/sweating/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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wheres the fat fuck

>20K DOW again

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>didn't put /smg/ in the title
1/5 you tried

It's back at 20k. Bears are fucked

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What stocks should I invest in, with my trumpbux

buy the dip everyone :^)

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Can't wait for cheeto man

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first for baggie is a slimy jew

>DOW at 20k
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!! BEARS BTFO!

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It's going back up boys. I'm almost at breakeven.

wtf im a bull now

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When is Trump's speech?

ALL RISE FOR THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

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WHY WON’T SQQQ HIT $29

What the fuck is happening with DFS? Is it going bankrupt?

>S&P back to 2400

OH NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

whats the play pre speech?

>Trump is fucking late
>Again
JUST GET ON STAGE SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO REACT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHY ARE SH CALLS UP

>stocks dropping faster than puts are rising

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Yotsubest

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what was THAT?

BUY
THE
DIP
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

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Bovespa will circuit break Soon™

23 minutes ago

Genuine question. Can the Russians/Saudis actually survive with oil prices this low or is this just a bluff?

They are saying they will up the production by April 1st, but there's still 2 weeks to go and i'm starting to wonder if by the end of March they will just go "hahaha, just kidding, time to cut production"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WALLAH
JUST LIKE THAT

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Best girl

Sanders is suspending his campaign, I’d bet money (heh) that was why

>boeing about to go under 100 for the first time since 2013
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKS, PAY BACK FOR THE SHARE BUYBACKS, ENJOY THE LOSS

BRK.A seems crazy undervalued. It's been following the market pretty closely despite the fact that Buffett has fuck tons of cash and always outperforms during recessions.

uber is international, scale growth, very innovatice, gigantic growth, diverse and have lots of data

buy

Imagine actually believing the dow could go sub 20K while the fed still exists

>yes it must be the millennials who are crashing the economy

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In the cruise industry, we call this sneaky market move "The Titanic"

And we're not even near the bottom. I'm seriously starting to think the US market will end up like Japan, where they have crabbed for 30 years and at best reached 50% of the high.

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>Investing in a company losing literally billions every quarter

you people do this every time and it goes lower every time

>April 1st

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IT’LL HOLD GIVE US A BIG OLD BRRRR JEROME

You guys didn’t listen to Jim now pay the consequences

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BOND YIELDS

>Bernie suspending campain
>stocks skyrocket
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's not diverse it's just a bunch of Ethiopians and Indians driving around drunk college students.

>20040 DOW

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no.

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>Only bad news
>Funny lines go up
W8 wut

money printer go brrr lol

uber doesn't make money despite treating their drivers like slaves

How likely is it they ban short selling?

MY SHORTS NOOOOO

I'm nervous for my puts, but I want so much more than the bit I've made.

Would Warren Buffet let the airline sector fail?

>closed all shorts at 19800
>waiting for conference to end
>short this pump
who here /comfy/

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where's the stupid fucking orange man, is he on a ventilator and having a hard time getting to the podium

>Trump gets on stage
>Leans into mic
>"No two ways about it folks, we're fucked. To you Mike..."
>Powerwalks out of room

What would happen?

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Did they buy a new printer?

You and me together
Through the dips and highs
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's gonna be alright
People keep shorting, they can trade how they like
But all I know is everything's gonna be alright
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

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Sorry bros, I've been buying the recent dips

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trump is late because hes wipping munchie look at that pump


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Glad I took some profits before the scam pump.
But don't worry bros, we'll dump again soon

Sanders is going to suspend his campaign. As good a reason for this clown market to rally as any

saudi oil cost FOB 12-14 $ , russian anything 20-40 $

>Bernie suspended campaign
ITS ABOUT TO GO UP

fuck that nigger music ruining a great song
youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI

ALready happened to us europoors

so very likely

hehehe haha print money print money
make line change colors hehehaha

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So how are we looking with grocery stores remaining stocked with food and the lights remaining on/electricity being generated?

LOSING MY IDENTITY
WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE

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It'd be more likely theyd stop funding Israel.

The dollar is incredibly strong today. If you're not watching it, you should be.

Almost the exact same boat. Gonna load up when daddy drumpf says that we have a cure/vaccine and announces more stimulus. -5% at least tomorrow.

is this trump conference call happening or what?

>AAL market cap is 5B
Buffett can just buy entire airline industry and establish a monopoly.

TELL MY WHY ITS ALLWAYS THE SAME EXPLAINING THE REASON WHY IM SO MUCH INSANE

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Doing that would be basically admitting they can't keep the market propped up anymore, would cause a huge panic selloff

>open up steam
>normies that haven't logged in for decades are online
>ISPs are threatening to slow down streaming sites
it's THIS bad already

>STOCKS SKYROCKETING

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god damn I'm glad I exited on Monday and started focusing on inverse ETFs
I "bought the dip" on Friday too
it's never too late to cut your losses bro, now I'm up
glad I bet against oil with OILD

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FAT LAZY BITCH I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TRUMPBUX

Source?

How many stocks will Trump shill today?

Trump conference won't start until fed pumps it above 20100

WENDY'S DOING TREMENDOUS

Hopefully enough to profit off of the accidental call I placed. Then I get get back to bearing.

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and all of this because these insects cant eat like normal humans
fuck chinks

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hopefully exxon

>half an hour late again
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMPF

They said it on the Yahoo Finance stream

>40% increase in a day
jesus this is is the real shit huh

They can but not very long. Not with Corona also putting major pressure on global economy. Sub $25 is territory where everybody in the sector feels the pain. Under good economic conditions the saudis can supposedly handle sub $20 for a little while but i wonder...

Anyway, i started a fresh oil long 30 minutes ago. Unleveraged just in case this takes several months to play out.

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CAT probably considering they are doing okay despite everything

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So is that glass filled with hot oil or what??

I work at fidelity, and the way high ups are predicting the Dow to bottom out at 12,000 by mid-summer.

Hope it goes good.

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>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
Sorry bulls and bobos we /crabworld/ now

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stop it bro you're killing my yellow fever

Pump.

Kek

French regulators have imposed a 30-day short selling ban on French shares.

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Trump hasn't pumped since Friday. I think he's trying to disown the market and focus on the "economy" so he gets relected.

Sub 20k

disgusting

is trump rip?

youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

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FOREST FIRE!

FOREST FIRE!

BURN THE OLD TREES! MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW SAPLINGS TO GROW BIG IN STRONG IN THE ASHES OF THE OLD, DISEASED TREES!

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE SPOKE TOO SOON

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Wall/U-Boat blockade around all of asia when?

OH NO NO BROS MATCH ME WE GOTTA SAVE HIM

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EARLY NOON PRESS CONFERENCE THIS IS BULLISH

Bobros, you ARE buying SQQQ when it hits $23 today, right?

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Bernie didn’t actually drop out, that was fake news lol

>tfw communism has made me more money than capitalism

I couldn't hold my puts through this meeting. Had to take profits

why does this give me a boner

I'm rock hard thinking about it. What a reset!

SUPPORT AT 20K
THIS IS THE FLOOR BROS
NOW IS UNIRONICALLY A GREAT TIME TO BUY!

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kek

the fuck is wrong with chinks

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Stop crabbing and stay down you nigger line

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Okay since we've made it all this way in this crisis:

Why the fuck is short selling even allowed in the first place? If it was literally just gambling then I'd be fine with it, but we're talking about the world fucking economy here. It's extremely obvious that a lot of this drop is caused by shorts because it's such an obvious shorting opportunity that even normies are coming on here going "UHHHHHH HOW DO I SHORT SELL GUIZ?", which is just going to snowball the drop in the market because of speculators.

Yeah, but I'll be bullish on SQQQ not bearish.

you dont go broke taking profits

Give it up bulloid it's over

its under 20k

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why is it exploding?

you think it will get that low?

Buy calls right now we're at the bottom. If green tomorrow then dump. Don't know if friday will end green like the previous Friday's but honestly I wouldn't risk it. If Friday closes with a big green dildo, buy puts. Bad news always comes out in the weekends

2 MINUTE WARNING

>TSLA down another 10% today

if it hits $250 I'm getting back in

So is Trump gonna show or what?

coming to America soon. SEC implemented it during the GFC

THE LIVESTREAM, IT'S STARTING

What time is the conference?

Stream starting

Gushbros we are rich in September

man i'd smack the shit out of her if i could
that's literally just torture

>buy Tesla put for $1500 last week
>sell the next day for $3100
>check price today
>it's almost $8000
How do I grow some balls and stop taking profit?

...

Problem for Bernie is it was so plausible and expected no one batted an eye. At this point just a matter of when.
Also
>AIRLINES aid: Trump admin is proposing *lending* the airlines $50 billion in coronavirus stimulus plan -- a rejection of the industry’s request for nearly $30 billion in grants, per a copy of the plan obtained by @SalehaMohsin and me
“Loans”, how will that work?

TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS!

only his facebook ads

>market can't even stay above 20k
oh no no no

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It hit $23.80 yesterday iirc, every cent counts

youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk
HERE WE GO

youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk now

TRUMP PUMP BEGINS NOW
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BOTTOM
STOCKS WILL ONLY GO UP UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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It's insides are boiling user

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>chinese virus

This is it bros, lets see what happens.

cameras go brrrrrrrrrrrr

I can reload after but my position is heavily effected by monetary and fiscal policy. Not worth the drop in profits for now

GIB MOMMY BRIX!

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whitehouse.gov/live/

BLUMPF HAS ARRIVED

>chinese virus
Call it the chinese flu it sounds better.

>OUR WORK AGAINST THE CHINESE VIRUS

>Chinese virus
THIS MAN LMAO

>Loans”, how will that work?
Start paying back as soon as demand starts heading back to normal.

What part of reverse split do you not understand?

Chinese virus hahaha

>tfw too poor to play stock market

Anyone else?

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>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

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CMON TRUMP TANK THE MARKET

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C H I N A

DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT

does option trading even fall under the short-selling category? can't think of many people plainly short-selling stocks that aren't intra-trading

TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!

>enacting defense act

what?

Kung flu

>SPY still not below 2018 lows
Just let it die already, you're only prolonging the inevitable.

fuck the frogs

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ive seen people turn $500 into over $100k with options. youre never too poor

WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING WAR WITH CHINA HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO FEMA CAMPS

LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED

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He's purposely increasing tensions between the countries.

Started with $400 three weeks ago, up over $5,000 now

will he save the markets?

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blumpf!

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Nuking short sellers and Corona

I love Donald so much.

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FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
>FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
>FEMA IS INCREDIBLE