/smg/ - Stock Market General

Do not pump yet Jerome, the bulls are not awake.

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If Boeing goes under 100, will it be a good buy?

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THE BULLS TOOK THE BAIT -AGAIN-
MY FUCKING SIDES

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circuit breaker incoming

>Just buy some weights and a squat bar
With what money?

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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

MNUCHIN ON

TRUMPERINO PUMPERINO WHEN

Why are some stonks insanely high in price compared to others?
Bookings is like 1300 while Apple is like 200

Because we don't need a bunch of faggot tourists in here user

POST YFW 19K EOW

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I hope Corona-chan and Economy-chan have a cute baby

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No

Sub$23 crude waiting room

I'M BUYING SOME MGM PLEASE PRAY FOR ME LADS

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lol a real bull enjoys the dip, its fucking cheapies bro its literally cheapies

This is bear town.

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-6.66

ONE!
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
TWO!
SOMETHING'S FOR TO GIVE
THREE
AHHHHHHHHHH!
LET THE STOCKIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR

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Markets will go up in the lead up to the Trump speech on the assumption that he's not going to announce anything negative while the markets are open
If he DOES announce anything negative they're going to fucking crash
Expect to see a minor spike for the next few minutes. After that? Who the fuck knows.

>S&P holding at 2380

GO
DOWN

based ramranch

>-6.666%

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>oil
RIP my royalty checks and rip the global economy

They're so retarded I just don't understand

it'll bounce back up to 20,000 end of day

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The day will end green like my ID

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GM

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how did he fuck up this bad?

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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It’s honna be 19K EOD and 15k EOW

> 19K
> EOW
Lol someone's an optimist, give it 45 minutes.

NO I BOUGHT THE DIP BUT IT'S STILL CRASHING GET A NEW PRINTER DO SOMETHING

I bought a bunch of casino shit, just don't expect to touch it for 1 year+

WE'RE ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL

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SELL SELL SELL

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

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WE DID IT BOYS
Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

When does daddy speak today?

That's my favorite shade of green

if jetblue goes to 0, will it be a good buy?

DIRECT DEPOSITS CONFIRMED

You mean EOD

OH NONONO
CURSED POST

>has a dark red ID

holy shit BASED

BUY BUY BUY

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Ouch!

Where were you when the stock market dropped 10,000 points in less than a month?

G-G-GUYS? 80 RUB FOR ONE USD, EMMMM

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13 minutes from the time of your post, 11:30 EST

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Is now the time to buy??

guys, the state has to support a company like boeing right? i mean 150,000 employees cant just lose their jobs, r-right? this is the literal bottom for BA, r-r-right?

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>F getting close to my buy
Uhm

>Mnuchin felt the need to clarify the “checks in the mail” comment was a metaphor
Lmao
Yeah sure, they totally won’t be handing out cash like candy. The aussies already did it for certain people

IM LOSING EVERYTHING

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And I thought I was getting DAL for cheap at 30 after the bailout announcement, sheesh.

CURSED POST!

See ya at 15k

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slowly, and with money that you don't need.

WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE JEROME
JEROME YOU NEED TO PUMP

JEROME

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ALL PRIASE THE PERMA BEAR!

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Yas Forums here, so I'm guessing there's no question about it now. We are fucked.

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Welp, its fucked.

here lad have a bigger version

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hey guys a lot of people talk about dividend stocks... are dividends always cash? for example if i buy stock in a bread company would they do a bread dividend? like one loaf every 6 months?

DO I ENTER PLANET FITNESS NOW?

-ITS DOWN -70% FROM ITS HIGH
-GOOD MARGINS
-LITTLE DEBT
-CEO BUYING SHARES

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go take out a loan and then go all in

CHECKED

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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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THE MONEY PRINTER IS BACK UP GUYS
I REPEAT
>THE MONEY PRINTER IS BACK UP

>tfw I sold my puts at open

here you go user it isnt in that cool 80-90's style but here is a link

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>my son you are president now
>crisis has come. you have two choices.
>you can allow the market to adjust and enter a downtrend
>or, you can crash the economy with no survivors by making the dollar completely worthless with endless bailouts, repo, and unironically even yangbucks
guess which option MIGA chose.

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> we're gonna make sure companies still have money
> this economy is going to come roaring back when we beat this disease
> this isn't like the financial crisis
kek, such bullshit

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>be me
>know nothing about stock market
>anons tell me to buy SQQQ
>buy some on a whim
>pays for a new laptop
thanks Yas Forums. \

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You in Charleston buddy? I’m in West Ashley, I’ll give you a room in my townhouse for blowies. Bring kneepads.

bruh

Checked. All praise perma bear

NO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why so many wojacks? You retards invested all in to crypto, just short the stock market.

what the FUCK i want my neetbux, FUCK THE ECONOMY

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Weeeeeeeeeee!

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PLEASE GOD JEROME
LET ME HEAR IT
JUST ONE BRRRRR
JUST ONE

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oil isn't looking too hot either, jesus

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Cramer is in full doomer mode

NO WHAT'S HAPPENING MY... SAVINGS!!!!!
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15K EOM
10K EOY

LUNK ALERT

*ahem* and now back to our regularly scheduled programming
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kek

nice president Yas Forumstard lmfao

Checked. And all of them are worthless

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TRUMP?! TRUMP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU NEED TO GET ON AND PUMP RIGHT NOW OR THIS IS FUCKED

At least we're not bored.

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just buy the dip bro, its all gonna be fine

You mean 5k?

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PUMP MY TQQQ JEROME GOOD BOY!

I sold all my SQQQ at open thinking it'd be a green day tomorrow. It might not go up this time.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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Support the workers losing their jobs, not the companies

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That was the bottom ayyyyyy
Bull gang time

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SQQQ $31c @ $2.15 expire 3/20

wen sell?

That's actually a really good idea, gyms make money by having people NOT use their facilities

OH GOD ITS POOOOOOMPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kek wills it
SPY $220 TODAY

>They fell for a bear trap for the second time today.
Noobs

I can't tell what this reaction image is trying to convey

weeeee big line go down

Feels good to have a GIC

IT DIDN'T WORK FASTER JEROME

Who else /having fun/ here?

Haha red line go down weee :)

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I just don't get it.. How is it possible to go below 20k? Are shorts manipulating the market??

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And it's back up over 20k. Fuck this. Crash to 15000

how do i buy oil?

is WMT crashing back down or is it staying at this level? I'm not sure why it pumped today

LINE GO UP AND DOWN THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

I wouldn't bet on boeing staying in business long-term.

>still no suicide hotline in the board

i have a SPY 220p expiring today -95% so i'll kiss ur cheek if you're right

>using SQQQ to fund purchases of cheap dividend stocks
Holy shit this is fun. I'm still up on the day thanks to selling SQQQ after buying yesterday.

WHEN IS THE CONFERENCE AND WHERE CAN I WATCH

Let the bulls een, they think they are safe.

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Saudis are still making money at like $11 (in theory, in practice they need like $80 to balance their budget)
At that level virtually everyone but the Arabs is getting into either barely profitable or RIP territory

ABOVE 20K PLS

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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=rZafi7apVps&ab_channel=MötleyCrüe-Topic

>WHITE HOUSE, CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS AIM TO SEND $2,000 TO MANY AMERICANS, PROVIDE $300B TO SMALL BUSINESSES IN CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS PLAN -WAPO
>To many americans

NEETS BTFO

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:)

haha red line down like a slide!

>MORE BLUE CHIPS FOR MY PORTFOLIO!!! *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

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what's gonna happen if it drops below 19.8k?

ITS ALREADY DRIED UP

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don't worry user, we'll get there!

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SNIB SNAB TRUMP IS KRAB

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I think he's been laughing

go to gas station

div stocks are for boomers. we option trade here.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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youtu.be/SSbVZT--lzk

Uh
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger
But she left with my kids cause I'm a broke nigger
I'm a bull and the stocks went down
It's supposed to bull but the stocks went down

aaaaand we are back!

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JEROME WILL BE FIRED

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BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL!

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>Support the workers losing their jobs, not the companies
Fuck the workers, replace them with machines that don't call in sick.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IM NOT FINISHED YET

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>expected to get green ID when posting sheboons.
Kek

On days like this, is it best to sell my sqqq and pick up some tqqq? how are you guys playing these big swings and uncertainty?

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To big to fail? No! If it’s to big it must fail!

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Starts in 5 minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

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Why are you thinking anything is worthwhile except bitcoin, gold, link, ogn, eth and zano?

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I pussied out and took some SQQQ/SPXU profit on the last dip. Please forgive me bobros. I still have a couple calls open.

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KO more than 10% minus today. I wonder If the stock has seen a day like this since the 30s.

Munchkin is so full of shit it's unbelievable.
"There's no problem, we'll pay for everything with magic. Companies, employees, whatever!"

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Hi im russian
and I saved money in roubles
and uhhh FUCK

How do I buy ur currency

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how many liters do i put in a barrel?

youtube.com/watch?v=mESw4w_IrA8

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YOU GOT THE PUMP
YOU GOT THE POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Gaspilled

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Meanwhile SQQQ hasn't broken 28.5 :|

typical kike

NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Blessed money printer. Back 20k

I'm a wagie that bought 40 shares of SQQQ yesterday at end for $25.06
sell now, or take my $115 or so of profits?
This is actually good trade for me desu

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KEEP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!

did you heed the warning?

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>tfw loading up on XLE

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Okay, this is epic

we won bullbros

EOD bruh

fucking KEK Cramer and Mnuchin are trying to pump it back up so hard right now

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>tfw my SPXS position is finally green
This is the difference between a cold-blooded investor such as myself and ADHD zoomers gambling. Only those truly patient (such as myself) are gonna make it.

BEARS EXISTENCE
BUT YOU KNOW ME, YOU ALREADY KNOOOW MY Yas ForumsNESS

THEY ASK ME, I JUST TELL THEM
SHOOOORTS BEEN LISTED

MY PRESENCE INSPIRES CONFIDENCE
THEY PUMP IT UP TO MAXIMUM
act natural

I'M SHORTING DOWN

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buy small quantities of normally stable dividend stocks, buy SQQQ when the market has its artificial pumps and sell it when it inevitably crashes again.

YES CASH OUT CASH OUT I WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT CAN GO

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Screenshotted for later

ALL MY PUTS ARE GONNA GET ASSIGNED ahhhhhhaHAAaajhaaaahajaoj"eop dcu

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so you mean trump will finally show up 30 minutes from now

>Digits
>Brown ID
>Ebony goddesses
Western civilization sure was fun while it lasted.

Bond market is trading like a fucking shitcoin

UH OH BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

fuck

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>economy keeps dumping
>SQQQ NOT mooning
wtf

CRAMER FULL ON DRUNK MODE NOW

Yes. 4 months too early though

>Market so demoralized that -5% is considered bullish
Oh jesus fuck my sides.

just hit the breaker you
CRAB FUCKS

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what's a liter

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Go to bank

>Jims trying to RAH RAH the boomers

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CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME

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Anyone buying airport stocks? They're down 50% or more and in a few months the flying boom will continue when all of this is over, right?

ummm bullbros why is the number going back down?

oh no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So this... is the power of the fed

I don't see any reason why it shouldn't reach 29 t b h

>20K REJECTED

>Dat S&P drop
TRY HARDER JIM

>out of short now
>wait for conference to end
>trump leaves room
>stocks crash again
>short again
it cant be that easy, can it bros?

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should I sell my Tesla for a fifty dollar loss or wait until it's a 200 dollar loss

NEETs get the money too, why the fuck would they have a stimulus package that doesn't affect unemployed people?

20k is now resistance

Dude is fucking plastered

That slurring

fuck it I'm out, gonna buy back at the end of the day

Bears need to be HANGED

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CRAMER IS BASED
>CRAMER IS BASED
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nobody ever went broke taking profits friend

he's been beyond fucked all morning

>Cramers drunk live on air
Holy shit its over, its cratering

Nice economy you have there america

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A lot more fun than yesterday averaging down on SQQQ aquired the day before.

i'm going to vote for biden and then blow my fucking brains out if i don't get free money