/smg/ - Stock Market General

“We didn’t hit the circuit breakers, so it’s a calm morning” edition

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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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Cramer calling for a new deal on cnbc this morning and several experts saying the depression word. This economy is crashing with absolutely no survivors

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how do people inc still not get money is debt or what i duno

THIS IS NOT REAL
THIS CANT BE REAL
IM IN A NIGHTMARE I CANT WAKE UP

JEROME FASTER!!! FASTER JEROME!!
JEROME...

ANSWER ME...

JEROME!!!

>tfw economy melting down and still can't win anything

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pump it

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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>A REAL ECONOMY GUYS!

FUCKING STOP KILLING MY 320 PUTS YOU FUCKING ECB FAGGOTS

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What price are you buying into SQQQ today, niggers?

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The market is getting used to the pain.

The Fed knows about support levels. This is a MAJOR support level.

They are gonna POOMP IT. The bad news came out overnight via a leak in the White House. Futures priced it in.

Now they are gonna POOMPPPP with a stimulus package from the Congress.

>bad news came out overnight via a leak in the White House.
?

BUY OIL

$24

BUY IT YOU CUNTS

I can't find the tweet, but they leaked the Canada-American border shutdown overnight.

Source: your ass

Oil is going back to $15

I thought you said it was bad news

Muscle cars are about to go back in style, baby!

New Hummer when?

New Hummer is going to be 100% electric. Demand for oil isn't coming back.

Dumb zoomer.

Why would it not?

>Virtually all industries rub against petrochemicals in some way
>Low prices encourage this to expand
>Eventually oil producing controls will restrict supply again to increase prices once everyone is hooked on cheap oil

if they ban shorts do options some how get affected?

Is Trump speaking today?

Yeah

ETF OR MUTUAL FUND. IM A NOOB IM BUYING 5K RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>demand for oil isn't coming back
LOL you're literally retarded.
Checked this, now look at it Oil will never go out of demand, dumb fuck. Big Oil will not allow this, nor could the world even think about transitioning away from it. If we didn't have oil, you and your entire family would starve
Tripfags - not once, not ever.

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Another 1k drop then

What would be a good price for me to buy at if I just want to hold till I'm old?

Soon

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so whats the feds game plan today? midday pump followed by dump?

Are you all feeling a bit silly now about your doom-mongering? It's pretty clear that coronavirus is just a small bump that we'll have forgotten about in a few months. It won't even cause as much disruption as 2008.

Trump is a genius labelling this the Chinese virus because it deflect attention and focuses it onto the Vjrus as the cause and the Chinese. He is truly playing 4d chess and owning the media.

I genuinely cannot tell if people like you are trolling or if you are just actually retarded.

He's just scared shitless of the Dow hitting Obama era numbers.

I think I'm going to dump my SQQQ today boys, been holding since

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>AAL literally gave me free money yesterday
thanks frens

oh we will hit some obama numbers

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>all these bears rationalizing their stupidity by saying the market is being pumped

GAME OVER BEARS, GAME OVER

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> limit down
> urged to curb short-selling
delicious.

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Funniest thing about this mess is that people are going to be accusing of these companies for doing shit like this, all the while they enjoyed the growth for years and you couldn't hear a peep from them about buybacks and cheap money being a bad thing.
And yeah I think we're in for a bit of a crab too until it punches through 20k and then we continue down hard again.
That's unless it closes under it this week.

wich level of tumbling down are we in?

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this crabbing is cancer.

im afraid to make any type of moves honestly. thinking of dumping my puts for a 30% loss.

Will we hit 19k today bearbros?

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NRZ

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I've been bitching about stock buybacks for years but I'm just some mook.

Also check my sick ID
>shHHH

i think everyones waiting for the trump pump/dump lol

Join the hidden Yas Forums discord, discord gg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing
Join

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we already have

It's going to pump when Trump talks, I'm going to try to get out of SQQQ as high as I can (still in good profit) and get back into it when Trump talks about cures/vaccines. It'll dump later this week and retest 20k.

>trillions upon trillions in repobux from Uncle Jerome for a bounce the size of your babydick
wew lads we sure are in a bull market here

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Hard to say, but when the funny bouncy line gives, it's gonna give hard.

>tfw -900

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I know but keep at 19k, like closing in 19k

Anyone with more than two functioning brain cells has been complaining about the money printing and buybacks, but unfortunately there aren't too many people out there who care about it when things look good.
It's one hell of a short term strategy and will cause turbo holocaust when things eventually come down.

And checked, that's a beautiful ID.

It's the same stupid stock photo they've used for years

>listening to jews
>ever

>stock photo

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>crude flirting with sub24
Hehe

You guys must be doing something VERY wrong

>t. inexperienced zoomer trader

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the economy is dying and that's a
GOOD
THING

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Kek the absolute evolution of this meme

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Fauci has said repeatedly that a cure will not be coming for months

investors are smart and wont fall for trumps 'its coming soon' hopium

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

marketwatch.com/articles/fear-grips-markets-again-the-only-safe-place-is-cash-51584542972?mod=mw_latestnews
>Bank run is coming
>Even wall street is saying to cash out
Here we go

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does anyone know if Delta on the option greeks changes after you own an option contract? im looking at fast moving options on SPY and delta keeps changing even when the price is the same, so does the delta freeze and stay teh same when you buy your contract or does it randomly go up and down after you take ownership of contract

>why can’t the stink market fall to zero!???!!!

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I'm trying to get out of SQQQ at $29 now but I'd settle for $28

>19K BACK IN SIGHT

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Yeah they won't fall for it in the long term, but they will pump it up during his speech. That's my point! It's going to keep sliding, make sure you maximize your plays because when Trump says bullish stuff it goes up then dumps a day after.

> several prominent investors and executives have asked the Trump administration to bring back a legacy securities regulation called the “uptick rule,” according to a White House adviser.

> The rule, which got scrapped in 2007 by the Securities and Exchange Commission, bars short sellers from betting against stocks when their prices are falling. To place a so-called short bet that the stock will continue to fall, investors must wait for it to rise.

...

wiki
> The uptick rule is a trading restriction that states that short selling a stock is only allowed on an uptick. For the rule to be satisfied, the short must be either at a price above the last traded price of the security, or at the last traded price when the most recent movement between traded prices was upward

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BBBRRRRR HARDER

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hes just trying to fight back because the dirty chinks are the ones who started trying to claim its an american virus

The truth is I never invested a single Euorshekel into stocks or crypto.
Im just here to observe, learn, laugh at you and the memes.

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Is it even worth getting into if I only have $3500AUD in savings?

I start buying 50 dollars worth of stocks a day tomorrow and don't stop until Corona Chan is toast

options are retarded and should be banned

You post this same fucking song in every thread

how long till negative happens?

WERE BACK BOYS, 18K BY EOD

WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH AGAIN BOYS

Trump has the PPT at 20,000 on the Dow.

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FREEFALL

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Dow 19k soon
>Dow 19k soon

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>boeing is going to be a penny stock by the end of the month
Holy shit I cant wait to get rich of WW3.

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20K THRESHOLD
IMMINENT

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>tfw comfy all along with 15k

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KOS is the easiest way to make a profit lmao

They can go and fuck off

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not in the market yet myself, got to make some money before I can get in.
But it's grade A entertainment watching the meltdown. And it's educational too.
You'll have some idea what's going on in the world hanging around this place. Guaranteed the TV isn't going to tell you that this unsustainable debt bubble is the main reason things are getting so utterly fucked.
Hell, they celebrate the free money even now.

>19984

What's a home rental REIT? They getting a bailout

I bought Tesla, Oxy and XLE

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928 new coronavirus cases in the usa today.. like they are not containing anything. Air conditioning will spread it more than in other countries
USA IS KILL
USA IS KILL
USA IS KILL

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BACK IN ACTION, LADS. JUST IN TIME.

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I just want you to know I appreciate these threads, I ignored them for so long thinking that they were basically a stockmarket version of the pajeets shilling shit in the main. I might actually stay on biz for a while.

pol thinks that if it doesn't participate in the financial system it wont hurt them. pol doesn't know it's been playing the game it's entire life and it's inaction is what is hurting it.

FUKCING WHAT???

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brace for impact Yas Forums

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Republicans love the free market until it starts to fuck them then all of a sudden it's NOOOOOO TOO BIG TO FAIL WE NEED BAILOUTS AND PROTECTION FROM THE BIG SCARY MEANIES SHORTING US

What a time to be alive.

>19k

umm jerome?

PAMP IT JEROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Bank runs
Not really possible in a useful way. FDIC insurance pretty much ties banks to the security of the government for small holders.

If FDIC insurance fails, you should probably go buy rice or something with a credit card.

>+8000
>1000 balance

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20k is adamantium level support don worry

First time I posted it

True, I forgot America is civilized and has AC unlike Europe

The Dow will never be under 20,000 for more than a 10 minutes ever.

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PAMP IT

JEROME HELPPPPPPP PUMP IT

>FALL BELOW 20K
>FED PUMP KICKS IN
LET IT TRIP THE CIRCUIT
YOU FUCKS

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NOOOOO FUCKING PUMP IT, IT CAN'T GO DOWN

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I do not understand why Broadcom is dropping so sharply. I'm getting tempted, their ex dividend is 20th of March and why would their business be affected by Corona?

I CAN FEEL THE PUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

RIP pizza man

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IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING, DOWN!

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>Boeing in the Sub 100s
holy fuck

getting there

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STOP CRABBING ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK

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>Only down 5%

You call this a happening?

>Want to order lunch before food takeout is no longer allowed

What should I get, lads?

Aaaand we're back.

This pump shit is getting really annoying

post your tumbling down face Yas Forums

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welcome to 20K snibbedings

TODAY, WE CLOSE AT SUB 20K.

Max check. This is a classic case of Jevons paradox. Increased efficiency leads to increased demand. In markets, efficiency is the utility of a resource divided by its price. Cheap oil makes oil dependent industries more economically efficient, which leads to expansion, which leads to more oil demand.

Yas Forumstards know they're part of the game.
You would have to live alone on a lost island to be not part of the game.

He took money out

ITS GOING SUB 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Trump is running for re-election in the year 20 and thus will never let the dow drop below it. He even hinted at it.

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nice evolution

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GO UNDER 20K YOU FUCK!!!
It's inevitable, just stop BRRRRR for a while and go there.

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They call this pattern an "evil yesterday"

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whats your plan for ww3

>tfw it goes sideways

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so this is the power of unlimited money

JEROME HELP

That's quite enough, bears.

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CAN YOU FEEL IT
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

The Plunge Protection Team isn't going to allow it to dip below 20k.

>crude in free fall
Rev up those bailouts

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

I shorted CZR with puts and I've doubled my investment already. Put expires in May and the facility is shut down until April 9th.

Should I sell it or hold?

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
QUARANTIIIIINNNEEEE
YUH

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>on a lost island

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And wallah! The DOW will never go under 20k ever again.

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Hey remember when gush was 0.80? Hahahahahahaha

BASED JEROME SAVES THE MARKET AGAIN

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good fuck'em, they have been hypnotized by black dicks and can't seem to stop talking or posting about them

Wait hes talking again? Is that fucking retard going to talk every god damn day now?

anyone buying Uber?

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>AAL $12
This is a must-buy with the upcoming stimulus, right?

As long as I breath I coom.

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Desu it's actually really tempting to just get a $25K loan and start doing it, making the payments with profits. For now especially, working from home I'm checking the charts every couple minutes so it's not like time is an issue. A possible workaround is to just hedge etf gains with counterparts, like if you are up 10% on SQQQ then offset it with a TQQQ purchase that will roughly line up for trading the next day. Then you can avoid the day trade while being in profit.

>grabbed SQQQ at market open
Lads why am I stupid

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back bros
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

I hope to his it pumps again AHHHHHH HELP ME JEROME

The fuck is going on with the stock market?

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ITS NOT HOLDING

where are you, GUSH niggers?

No Lyft is better.

I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU
NOTICE ME I NEVER SEE YOU
WONDER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

LISTEN UP YOU CHING CHONG NIP
LISTEN CLOSE

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Oil under $20 EOW?

so when a barrel of oil is worth less than user's piss bottles, what will we be powered by?

>19,998.04

>BELOW 20K AGAIN
JUST LET IT FALL

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Fuuuuuuk yooooooou

Imagine being this retarded, there is literally a report from last night on CBC (the Canadian state news agency) saying they were planning exactly what they announced.

You were saying?

no retard we know it will hurt but we also know its drip feeding us poison that will kill us. i'm just worried iwth shills like you retards will actually try to do day of the rope stuff instead of the smart thing; form communities that are armed and practiced with those arms, and tell any feds demanding taxes or etc to fuck off. coups are a meme. jews are a meme. the only thing holding back these people is a network of trust capable of standing up to the evil inverted pizza gate shit the feds employ. the average Yas Forumstard cant trust their fellows to stand by them and form a tight knit community they would fight in. this is exactly the kind of person the deep state wants to fight a fake revolution. an armed public doesnt have to fight, it just has to manufacture and destribute weaponry and ensure the citizens have all the power and telecommunications needed to organize it.

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> On September 18, 2008, presidential candidate and Senator John McCain (R-AZ) said that the SEC allowed short-selling to turn "our markets into a casino." McCain criticized the SEC and its Chairman for eliminating the uptick rule.

Ignorant bag-holding bulls are going to blame you for all of this

sauce?

>He bought at open
Buy on green days

we will never go below 20k or above 21k

Welcome to crab time

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>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP
>goes below 20k
>feds POOMP

THEYRE NOT LETTING IT DROP BELOW 20 HAHAHAHAH

Yeah I’m all in on outs but I have some American Airlines calls

it's been built by the chinese though

BACK
DOWN

Hodl, the Nevada casinos are gonna tank the stock with 0 customers for 30 days

Come on baby you can do it
Crash crash CRASHHHHHH

It's s straight line on the 20k barrier lol

HOLD ALL MY STOCKS IN A BUCKET
BODIES OF THE SICK IN A BAG

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Cooming weakens your immune system. Don't d it bro

when is trump conference ?

HOLY SHIT

>21 years old
>looks like 30
wow

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SUB 20K
>SUB 20K
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THIS IS IT

Deez nuts.

koreanbank is gonna die? fuck their politics, just someone save japanese toby fox.

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>below 20K
>POOO-
>THERE'S NO POOMP
B-BROS?

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ITS BREAKING. PRINTERS SMOKING

18k EOD

>World powered by NEET piss and cum bottle empire
Wouldn't even be surprised in this clown world.
Nothing is surprising anymore.

Real crab hours

It will pump soon. No doubt.

*ahem*
NINETEEN THOUSAND

Aaaaaand wallah! The Dow will never be above 20k again

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

Dow 19k
>Dow 19k

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PUMP IT HARDER WE HAVE TO STAY ABOVE 20K

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PAMP EET

HOLY FUCK THE ORDERS WERE FILLED WE BROKE THROUGH 20K

20k support broken

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PUMP

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MARKET ROCKETING PUMP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bobo demands crab soup

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NOT ON MY WATCH

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thats just jews, the average republican has very little invested in stocks, they prefer tangible goods like old cadilacs.

anyone can give me a reason to buy UBER or LYFT right now when there is no indication that the price of their stocks is going to stop from falling in the near future ?

Crash it...

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...and we're back :)

Chill your nuts. It will bump up again above 20k. No way the fed will let this happen

> crab it

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>LISTEN UP YOU CHING CHONG NIP
Ded

>lose 25% of my throwaway fund
>Get a collapse in compensation
I come out in top either way

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oil is literally falling through the floor
-15% soon

1% to go

Best time to buy.

Remember
When Obama handed the reins to Trump it was at 18900

GIVE UP JEROME

bottled natural gas

DID THEY RUN OUT OF INK OR SOMETHING?


EVERYBODY, GIVE THE FED YOUR ENERGY
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHERE IS THE FLOOR

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>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY

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THEY RAN OUT OF PAPER
THEY RAN OUT OF INK
THE FED IS LEFT CRYING
THE WOJAKS ARE PINK

UWT calls when?

tranny

c-crab bros?

Source of the OC please

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BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR
MAR MAR MAR KET
PRICE RUSH TO THE FLOOR CHING CHONG BONG
CRASHIN ALL THE FUCKIN STOCKS
DONNIE'S PUMP AIN GON DO SHIT NOW

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boeing past critical support

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She a cute!

DRAIN THE BLOOD OF THE INTERNS
WE'LL START PRINTING IN RED INK

I don't wish to coom I wish to watch

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME
WHY ISN'T HE OPERATING THE MONEY MACHINE
WHY CAN I NOT HEAR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
????

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Fucking finally, now we can drop properly again until they try to BRRRRR the fuck out of it again at 17k or 15k.
Won't work there either. We're going to 10k.
>Inb4 they pump the shit out of it before the close and bring it to 20001.

This is apocalyptic for the oil industry.
Even without corona this alone would have been able to pop this ponzi bubble.

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e2a073c30473

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WHERES THE FUCKING BUTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>TA
I agree though we're fucked

>Doomer Cramer is gonna interview Munchin
Oh boy

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