/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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nhentai.net/tag/prolapse/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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WE’RE BACK BULLBRO’S

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ABOVE 20K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When will it break Yas Forums? You promised me 19k. YOU PROMISED

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Look at me.
LOOK AT ME.
This is my market now.

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Is this actually it?
The end of an era?

Bears getting greedier by the day
I'd buy now if i didn't think the virus has a lot more pain us yet

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARS

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And Wallah! Just like that, DOW will never ever go below 20k ever again!

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>the absolutely insane pump whenever it even comes close to 20k

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MONEY PRINTERS IN FULL BRRRRRRRR TODAY

This place is hilarious and a lot saner thsn Yas Forums.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING,

Whatever the bad news and collapse is relentless, holding til expiration even if today is a bust.

Diamond hands put holders

You said that yesterday

I'm starting to slowly buy in on down days. Too many retards shorting at this point.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GOES THE MAGIC MACHINE

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Maintain 20000 and we'll be FINE.

how long till they break?

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING DOWN

THERES A STIMULUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINO'S 401K'S, NOT THE GOOD BOYS RV FUND, NOT THE SENIOR DISCOUNT CRUISERINO AROUND THE WORLD TICKETS
MORE MONEY JEROME, WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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OHH NONONONOO
BOBROS
THE BOTTOM IS 20K

GIVE ME TRUMBUX OR GIVE ME DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOK AT THIS NICE NATURAL MARKET MOVEMENT UPWARDS
BULL IS BACK

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ITS ALREADY OVER

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Everyone and thier mom have shorted
BIBILICAL short squeeze of the century incoming
+15% EOD
cap it

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When they run out of ink

>I'm starting to slowly buy in on down days
I may start to do this from next week
what ya buying user?

20K DOW is Trumps Stalingrad

STOP PUMPING IT YOU FAGGOTS

>FED RIGHT NOW

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CRASH HARDER SO I CAN SELL MY PUTS ALREADY

the why is it going up??

>DAL
You can stop going down now...

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>he thinks the fed would let it go below 20K

Not on your life beartrannies

Based

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>facebook coo with shit mic holding it to her mouth

Ok, are you ready?
Watch this:

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it will break

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NEXT STOP 18K

I cannot fucking believe they are floating the world economy by printing currency out of thin air, this has to backfire somehow.

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WE BRRR NOW.

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THEY ALREADY HAVE A VACCINE FOR THE MILD SNIFFLES....YOU IRRATIONAL FUCKING FREAKS

>Puts in the negative again

NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

LEGIT

start buying walmart stock next week or so

Nice.

Today I bought a couple shares of AAL, a couple shares of WEN, and a couple shares of PENN.

Cramer is such a fucking doomer now holy shit. It's actually embarrassing.

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You know, if you want it to crash, just botnet a rumor that Biden has COVID-19. Fuck's sake a few trolls had half of twitter thinking Oprah was getting raided for a pedo ring not that long ago.

wait why did jim cramer say we need to drop another little boy like we did on hiroshima?

>THEY ALREADY HAVE A VACCINE FOR THE MILD SNIFFLES....YOU IRRATIONAL FUCKING FREAKS

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(you)

kek

>"DUUUUH vaccine exists bros so we are saved xD"
The absolute state of normalfag intelligence. It is going to be months until a vaccine is tested enough to be pushed out to the population.

Why did I listen to the retard shilling KO in these threads. It's down nearly 10% today. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Almost positive USB is pumping it's own stock.

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>US and Canada close border to nonessential traffic

Damn that's a good meme. Why didn't I think of it. I'm a biologist.

this is what happens when retards new to trading get trigger happy with shorting and options

It’s admirable honestly

THE MARKETS ARE GOING UP BECAUSE TRUMP ANNOUNCED A CONFERENCE AT 11:30 EST, HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE A BAD STATEMENT WHEN THE MARKETS ARE OPEN
YOUR MODUS OPERANDI FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS SHOULD BE TO FIND OUT WHEN TRUMP IS GIVING AN ANNOUNCEMENT AND REACT ASAP
IF IT'S EARLY, MARKETS GO UP, IF IT'S LATE, MARKETS GO DOWN

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That will be in testing for a year and a half assuming nothing goes wrong,to make sure it doesn't contain some weird monkey virus like last time.

nah he's based now

Nuke China

WHAT
LITTLE BOY
HIROSHIMA
THIS MAN HAS GONE OFF THE RAILS

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Strong reversal signal. Good time to be a bull.

wew i love drawfags

Low IQ post

what did Cramer just say about Steven King I missed it

Last conference crashed the market despite somewhat good news. Can't predict much anymore.

always do the opposite of recommendations unless you hear it from someone you trust

three vaccines
Israel, Canada and America have all developed a literal cure

Can someone explain WAHT is happening to PLNT RIGHT NOW?
You cannot trade it atm

who here /michaelburry/
everyone thinks im crazy for pulling my 401k and savings accounts

nice, i feel like AAL will be essential to get in on

>that bear cope

Manual opening?

Place you bets here about the FDA announcement, it will be good or bad?
>Lockdowns and bad news, tomorrow another bloodbath

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The fucking Sniffles

The sniffles in globalist America

If Cramer is this panicked overnight reading Lenin and shit I feel like he’s got some knowledge most of us don’t have and it’ll get much worse

DRUMPF HAS TO NUEQ CHINAH

BEARBROS WHAT PRICE ARE WE BUYING BACK INTO SQQQ?

Is 24 too high? Will it drop down lower?

boeing under 100 today

screencap this

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Markets went up yesterday when he announced a conference early
Markets went down on Monday when he had a conference at the very end of trading

Is "Cramer becomes a Strasserist, advocates war with the Saudis and nationalizing Boeing" bearish or bullish?

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OH NO NO NO SOMEONE GOT TOO COCKY

From the way he was talking today he fully expects a depression not a recession

why will they not stop pumping?
It's only going to make the fall worse, surely they realise?

WHY IS DAX MOONING

is /smg/ the same 5 people everyday?

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Crabish
Jim Crabmer

I don't think what's happening is really healthy

>nationalizing

Why do faggy zoomers say this when they want to sound smart

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's just fucking testing kits. They rushed approval on commercial testing kits to bolster our supply.

And it's horseshit anyway because we're running out of chemicals to even fucking use em even if they approve em.

I don't have this info :(

Not a bear, just telling it like I see it. He's a business man, he's not going to declare bad news while the markets are still open. If he holds a conference tomorrow after the market closes, expect it to drop. If he holds it early tomorrow, expect it to rise. Simple as.

What happens if we were to fall all the way down to 10k?

DAL is just dropping.

I've only been here for 3 days, so probably not.

no it’s just me samefagging every reply

Should I buy some XLF now or is it gonna get worse?

reminder that SPY is absolutely nailed to 250 and will do anything to get back there, up/down

i think it went down bc of the shitty Q&A afterwards where that tool mentioned 9/11 and the doctors told them uncomfortable truths

yes, and they're all me

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dow pump

i dont know if there's 5 people or 5,000 but you guys are the only people i relate to right now.

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t. Me

Reddit scam pump
We'll be crashing back down soon

>unemployment can go up to 20%
>Dow isn't plummeting

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Ever play Borderlands? That.

I hope you greedy niggers holding SQQQ for 30-31 learned a valuable lesson.

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who is Cramer

I can't wait for all the poor Americans to get their $1000 yangbux only to immediately go out and spend it on frivolous shit before complaining they have no money for rent.

pee pee poo poo

Why is he so delusional?

Welp, looks like it's back to the slow melt up mode. ATH shouldn't be too far away.

>Doing worse today than I did during yesterday which was all green

great

>posters: 75
Gee I wonder

look at those consecutive green dildos

the funny hair guy from Seinfeld.

Lmoa this is going to be a daily occurence
>DONNIE THE MARKET IS FAILING GET OFF YOUR RESPIRATOR AND GET READY FOR YOUR SPEED INJECTION SO WE CAN MAKE THE MONEY BUYERS BUY MORE MONEY

Realizing I'm too stupid to be a trader, need to just hold cash and buy cheap sticks down the road

Unironically priced in

true, I also don't trust you having that money.

pee pee

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i had a limit at 31, panic sold at 28.08 (buy in was an idiotic 28.75), very happy i panic sold.

Should I call blue apron?

the guy who said the nigger word in 2006

>go out
AHAHAHAHA

If you are low IQ sticks are a very safe investment.

I was thinking about this yesterday, I wonder how many faggots will use it to consoom some new clothing or a new phone

normies are a waste

>Dow isn't plummeting
I think because everyone knows Mnuchin is a retard that gets the jew pass on everything he says.
Corona starting to ramp up the spread here in the US of A but reddit still "buying the dip"

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