/smg/ - Stock Market General - “Everyone dies or goes to the Gulag” - Jim Cramer

Long time not here / MBA is a scam Edition

brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
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tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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HERE
WE
GO

>crude

Quit. Squirming.
You absolutely deluded bull, this is for your own good.
Shhhhhhh, shhhhhh, there. Now you can rest and I'll wake you when it's all over.

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WE'RE GOING DOWN

BREAKING: LIVESTREAM FROM THE FEDERAL RESERVSE HEADQUARTERS

Figured this represents the situation accurately

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Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=KHzbcl_jgU8

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Thoughts on CODX lads?

I bought after that wicked dip yesterday.

IMO: They need to release sales if it's going to skyrocket..

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WILL SQQQ HIT $31???

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Final bets, frens: Will it nosedive, rise up or go snibbedy snab once it opens?

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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CRASH SOON, FELLOW BIZNESSMEN

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The drops of stock, they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon Trump
I'll try to pump you if you let me
(This can't be the end)

Market sells, they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pump me up now, I need you so bad

DOW DOW DOW DOW
DOW DOW DOW DOW

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Oil at 23.xx

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DUMP ON OPEN OR WAIT UNTIL TEN?

Selling SQQQ on open bros? Or waiting for 30?

>They make test-kits

No limit down on open is actually bearish.

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RIP in peace Oil

it will be exactly level all day long
neither up nor down

First it snibs and I close my puts. Then I buy calls before the snab.

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Kek this fucking meme is so satisyfing

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>Crude oil right now
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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twitter.com/i/status/1240267748820889600

2020 has really been a wild ride

Are we brring again today?

fuck off you cunt

DING

DING

DING

IT BEGINS BOYS

March 18th is the Death of the BRRRR

youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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did you ever think you'd wake up for the opening bell and hear Cramer demand Boeing be nationalized by noon?

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Let's play a game, it's called take a shit at the open and when you get back see what percentage of stuff on your watchlist has a short sale restriction on it. Bonus points if it's the SPY.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!

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Goodbye gentlemen

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Crash it with the exact same corona FUD.

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SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K

IT OPENED AT -6.8% FROM +5.2%

IT NEARLY TRIGGERED THE CIRCUITBREAKER JUST BY OPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY BEARBROS

ITS OVER I LOST EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Better get on the printer asap.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HERE WE GOOOOOO

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I see the fed woke up early for today.

>-6% instantly

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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He's starting to talk about all the crazy socialist shit FDR did lmao

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OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>yesterdays gains immediately wiped out
audibly kek'd

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ALL RED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

SOMEONE MAKE THE ORANGE TALK
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ITS OVER, THIS IS LITERALLY IT

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expected really

FED PUMPING ALREADY

LETS GET IT ROLLING

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REV UP THOSE PRINTERS

>user NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

Don't fall for the futures meme, 10yr bonds back up to 1.1%, doubling, the big bois are grabbing ammo to rebuy into the game.

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>goes from below 20K to above in just a minute

[BRRRRR intensifies]

WE'RE UNDER 20K

so incredibly gay

Any recommendations for long-term oil ETFs. Is XOP a good one?

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OH NO NO NO

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I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

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>within seconds I lose hundreds of dollars
>get it back tomorrow
>lose it within seconds the next day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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RIP in peace to all 401k

>Sub 20k
EEEEAAAAAARRGGGHHHH

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lmaoing at mutss

FASTER CALL IN BACKUP EXPAND THE BOARD SIZE

>Puts instantly go from -100% to + 150% down to +50%

STOP BOBOS YOU'RE SELLING YOUR POSITIONS TOO FAST, THE SPREAD IS TOO WIDE

>sqqq
>reached 29.50 again
>SELL SELL SELL
>fucking broker lags out
>get 29.19
wew lad that was a close one

Remember - The bottom is 18.

BUY, take out loans and BUY BUY BUY at 18.

BULLS ARE BACK?

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While you feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more

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youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

THREAD THEME

How do I sell any options contract on robinhood? I bought calls on SPXS and wanna sell before 4 but I don’t see a button to do so, all I see is “replace order” which would cancel it. Please help bizbros

Expect it to go down even further when all non-essential travel between the US and Canada is confirmed.

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>ewj only down 2%
Why did I pick Japan of all nations to short

dubs decide how many circuits break today
>all 3

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Holy shit this green dildo.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*INTENSIFIES*

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>not waiting until 31

just 1

THE PUMP IS ON

major puuuuuump

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POOMP EET

>NO CIRCUIT BREAKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

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Ever heard of a limit order?

psh was that all u got bulls?

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>2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *smoke starts coming out of the printer*

NOOOOO IT'S GOING INTO BOTH DIRECTIONS!!!

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MY PUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>crude 23$

what the fuck

Bullish! BUY BUY BUY BUY

>JP Morgan and Vanguard were among a group of representatives who met with Mnuchin to request a two week shutdown of the markets

>30k profit on open down to 20k
man i should have sold and waited for the pump
owell

>Goes up 200 in less than a minute
ÜBER POOMP

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none

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Print it

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everything burns

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None of the circuit breakers will hit today. It's a fakeout red start, but the day will end up green, ruining all the dumbfuck bears.

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chop chop chop chop chop

hell?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This crash looks oddly green

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Bears should be banned.

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You bought a Clorox™ dildo??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oil consumption is still declining in US and Europe, this will continue

MESS WITH THE BULL
YA GET THE HORNS

SUICIDES ON THE FLOOR OF NYSE

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EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LMAO under 20k

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How is that IV taste?

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My GILD calls keep going up every day holy shit I'm so horny

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Why is USD going up now?

dump positions and wait for poomp to buy more puts? whatcha think

>is confirmed to be cancelled

derp

HOLY FCK I DROPPED 2/3 OF MY SAVINGS ON PUTS YESTERDAY DON'T FUCKING PUMP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK

>Not circuit breaking immediately is now a bullish sign

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You think it'll hit 31 today?

all 3 + 1 special circuitbreaker created just for Yas Forums

>None of the circuit breakers will hit today. It's a fakeout red start, but the day will end up green, ruining all the dumbfuck bears.
>Back at 19k in 30 seconds
C O P E

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JUST PRINT MORE MONEY ALREADY YOU USELESS KIKES

will trumpy talk today?

I need to know whether to buy calls

THE GLOBAL DEPRESSION IS UPON US!

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>Bobo thinks it has a chance against the Don

Give it your worst bears.

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WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS!!
IT'S GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

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>Thinking it was going to pump
are you retarded?

Someone please explain what the 3.000.000 orders are, thay've fucked ne over for 3 days now and only appear at open..

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Sauce?

Big iF true

>Dow down 33% in a matter of weeks

they broke the VIX

Pretending I bought SH at 30.55 to see how my day would go

Market crash theme:

youtu.be/JDGxoteX6hE

Deflation hype

>crush it

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WE ARE BACK BEARS
FEELS FUCKING GOOD
FUCK YOU BULLS

lol I love you mother fuckers.

20k can barely hold now

Oh man, options trading is awesome. I'm thinking sell these and buy cheaper options now?

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GOOD

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Holy shit they're STRUGGLING to keep it above 20K

>under 20k again

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Wouldn't all of the world be dealing with the same thing though? Why just USD?

>he didn't buy DIS puts

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>
"Watch 'em run amuck
Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there's a free for all
Here a little dip
There a little touch
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much"
>

I honestly think 20K or around there is the bottom. Give or take a few hundred.

FUCK this is bad

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>Not expecting the dow to bounce hard when 20k is hit.

It's an obvious place for limit buys. No surprise the price spiked hard. Of course, now it's dropping again, so we'll have to see if that move will pay off.

How do I sell SPXS calls on Robinhood. My buys were confirmed and I don’t see a sell button, wanna do so before 4 today

better hurry, SPY is about to go up

>mfw I have lost 200k over the last week
NOTHINGBURGER

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OILERINOS

Is 20k the last psychological barrier before a complete freefall

That 20k is putting up one hell of a fight even though it got broken yesterday and got fucked today right away.
They're fighting hard to keep it above it to instill some hope.

Underrated post

>Set a buy order for exactly one Boeing stock yesterday at 100 as a joke "yea right"
>Wake up and I own one Boeing stock

>speculating the number of circuit breakers going off through post dubs
Absolute state of bearfags.

>2000 new cases in italy
wew

Wait did Cramer just say trump called the Saudi’s 7 min ago to threaten pulling of security funding?

>CRAMER DEMANDING TROOPS PULL OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA IS THEY DON'T STOP PUMPING

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"TEMPORARY" CLOSED BORDER WITH CANADA

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What are the general personality profiles of Bears?

youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

BOEING UNDER 100
I REPEAT

BOEING UNDER 100

THE COMPANY IS DEAD

Oh yeah, this market is done for.

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>crab market theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

>Cramer thinks Trump can lean on the Sauds.
>He doesn't realize how much the Sauds have on Trump

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Take good care of it. That stock will need a lot of love when it's brothers have hit 45$ in a week.

RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM

Holy shit, I just woke up, what the fuck is happening?

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Hit sell to close

Cramer is incredibly based today

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>Most of them are goners so they won't miss much!!!!

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mommy

So disgusting how they are fear mongering the loss of jobs with appeals to pathos by coupling the succes of big business propped up by eternal debt is equal the well being of people

IT

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The doomers here are fucking scaring me. Someone please give me some hope that the world isn't ending.

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Italy doesn't update national numbers until 1 PM EST, it's going to be more than that if there's already reports of 2000

>Down is down more than the S&P

Clown market

first he talks about Lenin now this, both on the same day

>No good news
>Asia is registering reinfection and animal infection
>Futures halted close to -4%
>Cities in lockdown
>Ford and boeing rating falling
>All business closing
Yeah today will be -10% dow(n) 19k here we go

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seethe harder bullcuck
It's all red today

If it's any consolation, the people who have made money wont actually be able to use it.

Why does it refuse to stay under 20k? What sorcery is this?

>this is no different from 1933, except please don't confiscate our gold

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It's fucking happening. This is really happened. We're getting bogged.

youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

Trump already made this call to the Prince, and he responded by pumping MORE oil.
It's been clear he's the Saudis bitch since he obsequiously tried to cover for that clumsy murder of the journalist.

If I’m not mistaken, the DOW is trading near a 1/10 of its total daily volume in the first ten minutes. What does this mean?

why the fuck yahoo finance is not in the studio?

maybe a case of corona virus in the crew??

Just the global economy. World will be fine. Hopefully we finally eat the rich and go for socialist utopia this time.

It's bad but it's not the end of the world bad. Like pretty bad though. Run the numbers and that should communicate what you're looking at.

NO
DON'T CRAB
PLEASE

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despair is usually the emotion felt when you're close to the end of a crisis. unfortunately this one is so bad that we'll need to feel despair x2.

Canadian border closed

weeee

why is everyone selling? do they realize the chinks are going to swoop in and buy cheapies to own us even more

DOMINOS PIZZA IS ABOUT TO MOON GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

thats art

youtu.be/gdSWaIvyQ3o

trumpcabinetfags desperately keeping it above 20k

its useless, with this much downward pressure its inevitable we'll go under

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ok this is epic

snibedy snab :DDD

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soon

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VIX frozen for anyone else?

People think 20k means anything so lots of traffic around it.
Once they realize it doesn't we will be in freefall.

Gay hedonist males with university degrees

HEAR HEAR!

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bearcucks btfo yet again

we’re not going any lower and you faggots know it

FUCK CANADA!

BEATING ME DOWN

Lots of people pulled out or are just waiting.

its literally pumping tho

>BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
>BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE

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I fucking hate you.

Lulzy

Sauce?

>What is crude oil?
Do you even own Chevron stock?

God i hate this jewish apperatus. We are watching jewish companies getting rekt on jewish news stations spinning it so fucking hard because they are owned by those very jewish companies themselves.

Hitler was right. Its so fucking obvious. They are in full programming mode.

okay let me rephrase that:

give me some hope that i will continue to be able to buy food at the grocery store and the lights will stay on. i trade for a living so as long as that's true i can survive just fine.

NOOOO YOU CANT CLOSE THE BORDER. I WANTED TO MOVE TO AMERICA

snib ____

Ford stop next week

t. i work for Ford

How far will we fall when the 20k support is broken?

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What's this pattern called?

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What time do we learn about any bailout/stimulus info?

DJIA teetering at 20k

snibedy desu

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lol why?

BREAKING 20K
WE DID IT
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THE FED

Cramer just dabbed on air

source?

yeah, although it may be the military watching you at the self checkout machines

Dollar shorts are getting squeezed hard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yes SEC, this guy right here

pics or it didn't happen.

Hahaha what the fuck, is this company 3x leveraged vs the amount of jews that are suing it?

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Wow what the fuck did air do to him

What's with this 20k floor? Seriously?

no, greedy leveraged bears are getting fucked by correction because the premiums on shorts rn are un fuckin believable. Its better to be long right now

I need to find the dow 28k hat

Several times now, it has come within 1 point of 20,000 and it still didnt break

im thinking back to obama years between 15k-18k

DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
DOW 19K
DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
>DOW 19K

Grocers and lights aren't going away. Probably. Might end up getting delivery from Walmart courtesy of the national guard though.

I don't think about you at all.

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Who would short the USD right now?

Who is that dumb?!

>-5%
>crab

this meme needs to go

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BECAUSE I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA

again honestly i really don't care, i just want assurance that i'll be able to get food at the grocery store and still have electricity, i NEED those. still able to get at least basic medications like DXM and ibuprofen etc.

>The government needs to pay for everybody to prevent an insurrection
Holy shit Cramer what happened

Yes, don't be led along by panicking retards. They all have no money.

Ford shares are 2.45$$ Ford is done. This economy is over. Socialism now.

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>source?
europe.autonews.com/automakers/bmw-shut-down-plants

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Blackrock

algorithms
if=DOW

He got woke

We bonus army soon