/smg/ - Smash Market General

Long time not here / MBA is a scam Edition

brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1061027/000156459020011519/snss-ex991_6.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Down today or down a lot today?

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grey day

Trump speech when? I need to know when to sell and rebuy my inverse ETF

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Hang Seng is down 5.32 percent.

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-5.44% Excuse me.

I am waiting for Vitagoy to drop below HKD25 to buy but this shit is resilient
It is going to bounce from the HKD28 level tomorrow!

sub 20k dow
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR INC

I await the brrrrrrrrrrrr that will attempt to fight off these futures

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The rapacity with which these indexes are about to fall today is astronomically high. If history is any measure. We are approaching a near vertical drop on the graphs.

I want two breakers to trip before I can finish my popcorn.

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>20k
And i don't mean Bitcoin

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Short selling banned this week. Stock markets closed after 20k American deaths.
Stock markets reopened end of May.
NATO treats Chinese release of engineered virus as an act of war and mobilizes for retaliation and to dismantle Chinese military by July. Russia enters war on side of NATO

if only

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

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>DAX almost halved

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Kek this is hilarious. Wonder how many amerifats will get triggered by this.

Why shouldn't I pick up shares of NVDA or AMD at this price? That's a once in a lifetime opportunity right?

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what a clown market
WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN ASS MARKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Question: What does looking at volume tell you?

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>tech companies being worth ANYTHING during a recession / depression

Sure bro, buy the dip

We won't have much use for video cards very soon.

Lol, because we are entering a depression, dawg.

>trump tests positive after incubation time
how would the market react if this headline pops up?

Calling bottom based on shit tier comments like this.

So what companies will be worth something?
Should I invest in Exxon, what about Delta airlines?

Did we hit the breakers for futures? It's stuck at 4% for me I thought I had to be 5

I don't think zoomers really understand what this entails, lol.

:)

They're closed I think.
Bro you are a retard. We are about to go through contractions. People are going to loose their jobs, their homes, everything. You have no fucking idea what that entails because you probably have lived a comfortable middle class existence up to this point, but, get ready because you are about to be in for a rude ass awakening.

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Kinda doubt this will end in a depression

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here here

Are there any smart PUT plays left? I got in late and made a little money, but hate that I missed the big money of shorting TSLA, etc.

you can stay calm, because NOTHING will pump as fast as it will drop, you won't miss anything. just wait for a clear bottom or some vaccine/treatment news

not bad

Keep in mind that the social distancing restrictions will have to stay in effect for the next 12-24 months until we have a vaccine and vaccinate almost everyone or else the virus will go back to spreading exponentially.

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LMFAO

BOTTOM

>sqqq
>bought at 24.50
>mfw its 29.50

Seeing the headline "BOEING FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY" would make my month.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

>Having faith in the orange retad

Your idealism is naive. That real world has causes and effects. When businesses go under it doesn't matter what the retard in chief says. People will be fucked and there will be no where to go. We are falling at such a rapid and vicous rate I don't see any of these stimulus packages doing any good at this point in time.

The only thing I can see helping is a bail out and at this point even that might not help.

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I was short Feb 13th and covered 2 days ago. Morons like you coming out the woodwork crowded the trade and now I'm going long to rape you.

same kek I am pleasantly surprised

any idea why EU is down -5% today? they're just following american futures now? fucking lmao

>any idea why EU is down -5% today?

I dunno, maybe because every country is basically shutting down?

Predictions for today?

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IT'S THE ONLY THING

I'm not even an investor, man. I am going to college for economics. This has every sighn of a depression. The V patter you faggots so easily get hard over is the result of bail outs Not natural market cycles. Get real. Unless something happens and fast we are entering a depression. Everyone is right bulls are cultists.

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pump in the middle and dump eod

the absolute state of burgers

I have no idea why they are only 5% down when the army is marching down the streets of Paris forcing people into quarantine

You got a lot to learn, son.

I can't put that pic into context. Where are the dates? What does start off refer to?

>now
when did they not?
>almost all businesses closing, countries on lockdown
literally happening right now in my region, why do you think it would go up?

have fun catching zeus' thunderbolt

When do you think we'll bottom? And how long do you think this coming depression will continue?

ECB pumping

the bulls think that this crisis will end and eventually it probably will

BUT

the future of the universe is death and after the earth climate changes and people start to slowly die off, the markets will collapse and the eternal bear (URSUS ETERNUM) shall reign forever as markets shall be no more and GDP will be 0 USD forever and the Earth shall once more become a barren rock in the empty universe

this is the true LOOONGTERM

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god where i am in eu things are chill as fuck like there is nothing going on
previously they went up if us closed green for no reason at all other than that, now it stopped

LMAO
MORE LENDING

We're actually, unironically, fucked. This is fast approaching the point where it isn't even fun to make money anymore because I'll have nowhere to spend it kek.

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hot take:
this is a controlled demolition of the US economy
to nationalize businesses at your expense.

Countries are now telling people they dont have to pay their utility Bills or mortgage. Even 2008 was nowhere near this

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Underrated

SNSS data just dropped, it has 2 patients within the margin of error for partial remission. I don't know how the stock will react to this but I do know the next cycle will cross remission for those two patients.

Are you fucking kidding me? Why did they cancel trading on this warrant AGAIN? 4/17 s&p500 2300p. Fucking scammers. Why is this allowed?

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I want a morning pump just so I can dump my bags.
Fuck day trading limits.
>Y-you can't day trade unless you have 25k in your account!!
But you make it hard to GET to 25k by BANNING FUCKING DAY TRADING YOU KIKES

Use swissquote eurobro, expensive af but works.

Land of the free

No one can say how long these cycles last. Unless we find the bottom soon though it will last for at least a decade. We are already nearing 20% unemployment and that was the level of unemployment during the HEIGHT of the great depression of 1929.
The thing about this one is the profit rate that companies today have to pull in is much much higher than where we are right now and the lower it goes the greater that gap becomes and that means more and more lay offs and eventual bankruptcies.

Yeah ok faggot

That is the natural cycles of a bear market. If you want to put it into context look at the cycles of the great depression of 1929.

We still haven't even left phase 1 at this rate. I keep thinking we are going to leave phase one and enter phase two but it just keeps falling.

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>warrants
stop sucking banks' dicks and do real option trading

I hope your stocking up on the future world currency

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I really wish
Fuck the CCP

orange talking again today
is this clown really going to play the pump game everyday?lol

Here's that data btw sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1061027/000156459020011519/snss-ex991_6.htm

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>TO SEE IF I COULD STILL FEEL

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