Fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck JANNIES, and FUCK TRIPFAGS
Charles Young
>be brainlet buying options >have no concept of IV or anything else deriving the price of options >lose money on puts despite stock going down overall >blame everyone but your own ignorance
Ian Kelly
first for fuck tripfags
Andrew Nguyen
Futures red as fuck. We're going strait down again.
Where are we going to bounce for good? Will my 100 SPY 200 puts make me a millionaire? I hope so. If only I had a Smooth Penis Indicator to help me along the way.
WHY FUTURES ARE RED WHERES THE PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lincoln Hughes
Not real. OP a fag as usual.
Jeremiah Lopez
recommend me some good buys
currently thinking xom and cop
any others?
Christopher Lee
Just got approved for basic options. How do I use them?
Logan Turner
Buy low sell high.
Jackson Gutierrez
If he could just retweet that again, I could go ahead and retire a billionaire.
Nathan Ortiz
see
Nicholas Walker
royal dutch, norilsk nickel, gazprom, rosneft,
Nathaniel Torres
> VIX is a benchmark index designed specifically to track S&P 500 volatility. Most investors familiar with the VIX commonly refer to it as the “fear gauge,” because it has become a proxy for market volatility
cmon user
Justin Martinez
We back? We hit the bottom and ready to moon?
Gabriel Morales
I'm gonna ride my 2k on SPXU/SQQQ straight to 0.
Brayden Hernandez
Odds = Opens red Even = Opens green 0 = Crab Rave
Ethan Miller
Could we just have an enormous pump or go back in time so I can go back and buy SPY 245 puts when they were like $1 each? That would be great.
>"""working from home""" >do 3 hours of work to keep up with brainlet peers >spend 5 hours shitposting, trading options and stocks anyone else devilish?
>6. If you are a person with a serious underlying health condition—such as homosexuality or the aids—do us all a favor, and kill your self. woah woah woah.... shouldn't they sell all their stocks and go into SQQQ first?
Daniel Peterson
Yes but I lost $100 bucks.
Grayson Howard
Banks loan money to already indebted companies Banks don’t loan from deposits they instead use FED money Banks make a profit from said lending But businesses never do pay their loans What are banks for? Couldn’t the fed just buy securities instead?
Easton Wilson
I'm military and they're dragging their heals on having us stay home unless we're on duty, but we also have nothing to do so I've been doing stock research and trading from my work desk. Only difference is I can't shitpost here while I do it.
i work from home 4 days a week anyways so i usually stay pretty productive. but yesterday i cracked beers at noon with a buddy, cancelled all my meetings and watched in awe
Jason Russell
I'm doing literally the same thing. It doesn't help that they currently have me doing a bunch of documentation bullshit.
I've got one monitor with work stuff and the other with SMG.
Nicholas Barnes
thats why we must all move to crypto and p2p lending aswell as b2b lending
Jack White
>tfw i got out of the stock market during last years dip because i bought a call option on a random ETF with absolutely 0 liquidity >every time i try to sell the price changed because i was the only one trying to trade the fucking thing
If only I stayed. If only I stayed and learned. I could have shorted SPY to its death.
Jaxson Morgan
Kirino is cute. CUTE!
Nathan Robinson
>muh DOW >muh SPX Literally who cares about these boomer indices? NASDAQ penny biomemes are the only way to have fun in the stock market, and are /smg/'s official securities. And here's the best part, they're virus proof. >not affected by lockdowns >can moon out of nowhere due to announcing ways to help combat Coronavirus But here's the best part. They're recession proof. >they already lose millions of dollars a year >not dependent upon the public >price manipulated That's not all. Here's the best part. The virus may actually be BULLISH. Post yfw ONTX announces readout of the Phase 3 INSPIRE trial early due to an unexpected rise in required death events due to COVID-19, FDA announces fast track Rigosertib approval a month later, then BMY (who is doing a combo study with their azacitidine (which was acquired when they bought out Celgene) and ONTX oral Rigosertib) buys them out at $10 a share. Get ready for the best part. >ONTX only $.30 >SNSS only $.52 There has never been a better time to buy. Post your rares and share leads with other future white millionaires.
I have a feeling that down the road this Chinese virus is going to hurt China's chances of becoming the world's #1 economy. They'll still get some work, but a lot of manufacturing is going to be done domestically just so the company can hold more control over their shekel makers.
Zachary Howard
During work hours for the past two months, I've been at home shorting the S&P, but my office only closed last week.
