What are you going to do with your free $1000 Yas Forums?

What are you going to do with your free $1000 Yas Forums?

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Put it all into btc duh

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Wtf so I didn’t even need to elect a chink to get $1000??

Quit my job and retire

Yang gang won? We got that bag?

wtf is $1000 gonna do for me?
i need a gift of like 6 months wages if you want it to be of any use
fucking banks and airlines get billion$$
i get $1000
what a rip off

waiting for the pump so I can buy puts on this news

>not link

Add 500 LINK to my stack

Yang won 2020 elections

SPY puts

Use it to pay for my taxes probably.

Will the IRS tax us on the $1000?

>Everyone on Yas Forums talking about getting $1000
>They know they are getting the underage/unemployeed rate
Worthless board full of worthless people.

KEK

>I made poor financial choices government should bail me out!

Rot and die

>student debt interest cancelled
>$1000+ checks for everyone
>bailout after bailout
Uhhh guys, I thought I voted for conservatives not socialists?

So, is this gonna be for all Americans 18 and up, or just for those working?

dilate

I meant pay the tax professionals for their service fee in doing my taxes instead, but probably yeah.

The airlines spent 95%+ of their FCF for the past decade on stock buybacks, they should indeed rot and die

you will not be able to do anything but buy food
rations remind people of wartime
niggers will cheer thinking they are getting something out of this
you should all invest in the shitcoin of your choice to protest

tell that to the banks and airlines that are getting 700 billions$$
fucktarded faggatron

i'll buy 10 fake $100 bills

It'll be $700 after taxes. They'll pat themselves on the back for giving all non-whites $1000, but the direct deposits will only be around $700

AND THE INFLATION GOES

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Better get dancing on that street corner your broke bitch. Street gangs will have to use you as a cock sleeve if you don't have any money

do you pay taxes that they waste? Do you think it's ok to bail out banks and airlines? what manner of cunt are you?

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Buy 1 LINK.

can you still travel to japan?
i want a nip girl to fart in my face

why you posting selfies?

Why is it ok to bail out incompetent companies but not people? Here's your (you) nigger faggot

>yes peasant serve the bank and give us your taxes for our mistakes

Shut up!

There is nothing to buy.

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Pelosi will block it and only cut checks to black single mothers already on cash assistance.

buy a tonne of toilet paper

are you memeing or being honest? I've never bought into BTC before and I figure a free 1000 dollars would be the perfect way to start.

DO PERMANENT RESIDENTS GET THE TRUMP BUX?

why not? airlines get to. don't tell me you support jews user

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Shouldnt the airlines just be forced to sell their stock at low prices if they need cashflow?

So this is how they're going to dress up the "helicopters full of money" needed to "save" the banks huh?

>pic
this isn't free market
this is capitalism
fuck this gay world

Just itemize on your next return.

Are we gonna see another wave of fat slobs in tri-corner hats bitching about muh debt?

Lmao

>Yes goy, this was your own fault, not the fault of multi-billion companies, banks and governments.

How does the boot taste?

1000? that's it? not gonna make a difference in the stock market.

Buy the dip

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we finna get that bag niggas

How does it feel to be spit roasted by kike cock faggot? Don’t forget to lap up all that jewjew cum and show your masters the mess they made.

SHIIIIIIEEET you can't be giving dose white bois mah free monies!! We needs mo money fo dem programs and sheeeeit!!!

>meme virus was a ploy to steal yang’s idea to get re-elected.

but in the crypto market

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$3.7 Trillion printed cash total? Wouldn't this fuck up the economy in the long term?

they don't care about long term and you aren't supposed to ask that question

Liberals, you can't accept these filthy Trump dollars, you must donate them to my patereon for disabled muslims.

buy link

China intentionally spread it so they wouldn't be the only one to shut down. Communists once again have proven that they are not human and that coexistence is just a meme that needs to die fast. Their solution to their economic crisis was literally "let's just kill millions of foreigners" which is a straight up act of war.

Asking the important questions

Buy Chainlink just for the memes.

I think the real question is what are NIGGERS going to do with their $1000 dollars and how can I con them out of

Underrated post

Thays 500 more links stacked

What a good goy you are

Yep, let’s all take our 1000 and do a 100x. Maybe we can coordinate a pump to ATH

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Niggers will blow that within 2 hours of receiving it.

Electronics and clothing. They're like literal fucking teenagers till they hit 60 and start going to church and playing checkers in the park.

Buy the dip