/smg/ - Stock Market General

Up of course. It'll always go up.

I'm getting absolutely fucking rekt. Who the hell is actually buying this shit?

Close your calls and open puts in last 5 mins of trading. Same pattern as last week.

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this is it, the eternal bull market has begun

>puts

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Bad news, everyone shorts and it goes up.
Good news, it sells off as institutions dump into any rally.

Communist trump is best trump.

ME

The 2008 financial crash only yielded a v pattern as a result of a bail out.

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I lost $30,000, my father died three weeks ago and my cat just got diagnosed with diabetes

tick tock

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Short S&P

you didn't get your free yang delivery yet?

just give it time. buy more

Anybody still trade AMRS? Shit's up 20% today.
If you can find any puts without massive premiums let me know. Cheap puts are a myth right now.

what is the covid 19 aid package going to do to the market

ok boomer

AMRS is the future

>mfw I'm loaded up on QQQS but also HODL AMD

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pumping to ATH by mid april

I bought the oil "dip".

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Gonna go all in on uber with my trump neetbux desu senpai

So where in the hype-fud-panic-cope microcycle are we atm?

If Trump makes a speech before markets close, bet on them going up
If Trump makes a speech near the end of trading hours or after hours, bet on them going down
Simple as

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PLEASE CRASH TOMORROW OR IM GOING BROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Most likely I will not be eligible so don’t care

I don't trade AMRS but I used to work for a competitor of theirs. Knew a lot of people who did time there. Their science is solid but they're burdened with years of terrible decisions that have racked up a shit load of debt. I've heard their management referred to as "greedy bastards" by more than one person.

How can i use my trumpbux to get an animegf?

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Premies are too high right now, I've switched to shorting and inverse etf's

Mid teens soon.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't splurge on GUSH right now.

Where the fuck is "NYC will never shut down" user?
mobile.twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1239983999486812160

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Where are the Trump haters now? You faggots dont even realize Trump has literally saved us from a depression.

Calm down and hold retard, it'll recover within months.

>printer go BRRRRRRRRRR
>bobo go AAAAAAAAAAAAH
kek this clownmarket is at least entertaining

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You can earn that 30k back fairly easily, you'll most likely see your father again and you care enough to take your cat to the vet so he'll be fine.

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BEARFAG ARE YOU OK?

>BEARFAG ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OKAY BEARFAG?

You're welcome.

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Spread cheeks. Bend over

Alright I will find out how tomorrow will go with a simple test
If my post # is even tomorrow will be green again, if it is odds we will dump hard

this is a bull trap

>NIO gettibng absolutely rekt

Fuck me

is it a bad idea to buy calls for inverse etfs?

if you find out, let me know

>hype-fud-panic-cope microcycle
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

Just waiting for my brokerage account to be approved so I can start losing money with my frens.

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#

This board is so retarded

Feeling great actually, thanks for asking!

Fuck Trump
Fuck the depression
Fuck the recession
Fuck E-thots
Fuck overprinting
Fuck bailouts
And God Bless Yas Forums, stonks, the eternal bear run
I'm out

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Beautiful double top.

Trump pump incoming! buy hotels and casinos!

you make way less than just shorting the index etf on inverse calls

Hes giving out free money? I'm going to hoard this shit. My family is already rich so now we are just getting free money.

wwwwww

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Destined to lose.

I probably wouldn't buy options on 3xETF's if that's what you're thinking

Bullbros we did it

The power of money printing

>repo market
>pension crisis
>housing bubble
>unregulated eurodollar
>insolvent international banks
>insolvent local governments
>subprime auto loans
>record household debt
>record credit card debt
>eduction bubble
>gig economy
>ten years of ZIRP
>global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
>mass immigration
>never-ending wars
>extreme domestic political tension
>global pandemic

Just buy the dip you fucking idiot

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checked and loaded up on puts

Bonjour EWQ, you underperformé

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Demand will decrease as manufacturing, transportation, and business declines.

He says as the market begins to tank. Again.

What free Yang delivery?

>can't even recover 1/3rd of yesterdays losses despite the most desperate measures in human history
this market is done, it will keep crashing, they are just buying time at this point but it won't last.

noice odd dubs, we dumpin boys

>SQQQ under $30 while the Mayor of NYC announces shelter in place within 48 hours
Never been better senpai

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Don't forget to take safety measures fren.

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so 300 eow, but arethings like EWG an EWZ, even worth etting into anymore of look at spy puts on fridays' peak?

>ANOTHER UBER BULL TRAP
BRRRRRR I LOVE IT

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Now that we have confirmed there will be a golden bull run starting with +10% tomorrow, what's next in store for the future?

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All they're doing is giving me more opportunity to load up on inverse ETFs

newfag here. why buy sqqq when you can short nasdaq?

I dont care about thjs month

The stimulus is gonna be another three years of asset valuation pump

We can all loose monies together fren.

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:)

>SPY puts down 45%
Do I capitulate, hand on, or double down?

are you a neet? because you're not getting trumpbux if you are

After this desperated rate cut to 0 and now helicopter money, how fucked are we?

Funny how once the greatest recovery of all time starts the tranny discord users disappear. Anyone doubted Trump is a shill

from last thread

Options retard right here

Is this arbitrage or am I missing something here?

Created a put order for CZR for strike 7.5 @ $2.82. Bought only 1 contract so spent $282. The market is $3.50/contract already.

I can literally sell this for $68 profit right now. I'm still going to hold but did someone fuck up and sell me a severely under priced put?

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looks like im getting drunk tonight BASED BOBO

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BURN IT TO THE GROUND

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>bought the SQQQ dip twice in one day
HAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED BULLS

with all those digits I feel sorry for the bullcucks...

MOOOMOOOO GETTING BTFO

>+10% while DeBlasio is announcing a lockdown

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Where are you seeing this stat?

Your word in Gods ears.
I may be a temporary bear, but fuck me if it wouldnt be nice to see a swing soon.