1. your industry

1. NEET
2. COOM

>Electric Utility (IT, WFH)
>Set for life
lmao. You retards had four years.

Yeah... I'm thinking based. Has the coof even started yet? I don't notice anything different.

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1. Live events.
2. A lot of my office is on temporary leave without pay. My boss called me Friday morning to assure me that I'm part of the select few who will remain paid, but of course I'm worried about how long that is a guarantee for.

What are some comfy IT gigs
t. NEET programmer

>aviation
>the end is here

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Bar
Absolutely fucked, but at least I know what to do about it

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>IT
>okay unless everyone starts to die?

civ engineering
not over yet faggots

Banking subsidiary that manages card processing, related software, and terminals.

Heads will be cut soon, and that's a good thing!

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1. goverment IT
2. seems ok so far

Security
As long as million and billion dollar companies want deductions on their insurance bills, I'm safe

i was recently RIFD and seeking new employer.. want to hire me fren? I've sent out a ton of apps but it seems coronachan has fucked every companys hiring plans.. many freezes..

>higher ed
>mutt ADA IT officer so no one here knows what I do but I know what they do, should work well in the consolidation

Tax advisor
Not worried yet

>Coast Guard
>Just chillen bro

1. Attorney in Private Equity Financing.
2. Fucked if the banks fail or stop lending.

>EE
>I don't look for jobs, jobs look for me

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>Software development with very narrow enterprise domain no one wants to mess around (highly regulated government contracts)
>comfy

I decided to change job just over a month ago. I was working for big hardware/software corporation, but was not satisfied with my salary. Just 5 days after I left their stocks started to decline from the peak. Now, one month later after my departure, their stocks are down more than 65%. I literally just escaped sinking boat without knowing it.

I laugh at my project manager, who was trying to make me feel how great our corporation will become and what career I've lost.

Based

Dog boarding and services
Pretty gaped

Neets of the world unite !

1. IT (devops / infrastructure)
2. Unless everyone stops using the internet I'm set for life

1.) Correctional Officer
2.) Still going in, still getting a paycheck. Prepped over a month ago, have over 3 months worth of medical/PTO ready to use if I do get sick. Overall pretty comfy

I was planning to go into EnvSci with a science concentration, I was fucked from the beginning.

>prison
>ready to die

My dad did this his entire life and just retired. He told me that if I ever go into law enforcement, to never, ever, ever get into corrections. Too many stories of people shitting on the walls and trying to taze mother fuckers on PCP. He said he was saved a few times by inmates during some fucking riots since the smart ones knew if they hurt an officer they were going to get absolutely fucked.

1. Software eng/data analytics
2. Extremely comfy. "Working" from home for past 3+ weeks, usually spending about ~2 hrs a day in short meetings, writing scripts and running queries, rest of the time has been spent playing vidya with the boys and buying a shitload more stocks/crypto while it's cheap. Also gf and I are planning a vacation deep into the mountains (~3 hr drive from my place to a very isolated mountain lake, no chance of getting corona up there). Overall, corona chan has been extremely based for me and I can only see it getting better

Engineering PhD
Pretty comfy, reading research papers at home instead of an office and focusing on computer simulations over practical experimentation.

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1) network engineer for hospital devices company sells
2) white

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I mean I work in a jail system not a prison so actual riots/uprisings are virtually unheard of, even where I work which is in a huge metro area. Anyway, yea it used to be a lot more hardcore but where I’m at it’s honestly pretty comfy. Smells like shit and you deal with niggers all day, but my crew is good dudes so it makes it ok. That being said I never planned to work there my whole life and crypto will likely let me retire early so I’m grateful to just be taking it easy for now. I wouldn’t want to be on the street currently with the public sentiment towards police or if SHTF due to the virus or just a general economic collapse after all this government fuckery

im a weed farmer. im thinking people are gonna just want to quarantine and get high all day.

>software engineer for a big telecom
>EASY mode

You're never gonna stop using the internet

>neet
>comfy yet concerned the virus is just hype and the job market isn't actually going to die

1_Freelancing wagie
2_Burgers are going to get 2 months of my wages in free monthly neetbux inflating my wages to hell.

Data Scientist as Insurance company.

My company is down 70%, I don't know what this means

>Water engineer for private company
Uhh somewhat okay short term and fucked long term once projects dry up

MBA finance guy with no CPA
>kneepads

This
Feels good not having a job to lose

1 prints/developing/repairing
2 i'll manage

ur gonna get bats

What do you program in

Trucking
Overall comfy, if I don't like where I'm at I can quit before breakfast and have another job by lunch

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>military
>business as usual.

>tourism in Spain
>deepest level of hell

Porn
Nuclear

I've made 25k in March alone selling barrels and totes.
Pic related: Sold this chad 4 yesterday

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Doctor
WISH I WAS DEAD

1. brick & mortar retail
2. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Construction
RIP

>IT (field worker)
>get sent out to do the job often by people who sit at desks all day because they dont want to go themselves
>get told to sit at home with pay and will be called in if needed while the desk workers have to do their normal work from home
it actually worked out bretty good

1.Lawyer
2.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>Molecular Biology
>Finna go to the moon

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AML lawyer working for the government.

Comfy, sitting on my couch with my work laptop and waiting for LINK to dip below $1

>insurance technology
>waiting for boomer independent agencies to die

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