XOM for me and not for you XOM is better than SQQ XOM will hold through the war XOM is freer than a whore Under 40 dollars its a very nice steal It'll double in price and pay my meals Traders trade and their puts will spoil Dividend kings always come from oil
Oliver Thompson
We will close up like 200 today. Tomorrow will open positive but close really really bad. So bad I'm not even telling you.
Hunter Gomez
I want Dr Chadlet to tell me bedtime stories and tuck me in to bed
Daniel King
>I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT >I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
>emergency situations >bandaid measures to keep things floating so citizens don't get absolutely fucked through something that is beyond their control. >HURR IT'S SOCIALISM YOU GAIZ
I hate this. I hate this whole bullshit of extremes that everyone is on. Maybe the U.S. should actually split up.
Jayden Hughes
OH NOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Jose Smith
Fauci seems like your local dentist, very warm, wholesome energy
William Murphy
Brrrrrrr rally already over. Hope you sold
Bentley Cox
staged?
Nathan Perez
National socialism
Ryan Cruz
Bulls are fucking pathetic, they get one rally and act like corona isn't still around fucking everything up Go ahead and lose more money retards
Eli Bennett
wait
Hunter Ortiz
They keep asking for the help of young people but can’t be bothered to cancel student loans.
They can pump the markets and give corporate welfare but they demand we stay home and get nothing in return?
They mock and abuse us and then ask for our help for free?
We’ll see.
Ryan King
will numb you up before he pulls teeth?
Jacob Cooper
Lol epic good sir! Here is some gold!
Justin Anderson
So we looked at the data
Christopher Anderson
XOM is going to $31. Dividend can only be paid with debt. Credit rating already reduced. Get fucked!
Cameron White
How much have they BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR since this has started?
>it's another "Yas Forums buys high" episode thanks for propping up the market I guess
Caleb Wood
DROPPING BELOW 3%
SHUT DOWN SOCIETY
Jack Barnes
The printer broke.
Mason Garcia
Now the economy is collapsing we wont have time for meme degrees
Jacob Collins
>shaved by 50% over the past year
I wished I cared enough to learn about the oil markets since it's always a clown circus when oiligarchs open their mouths. I'll just stick with my AWK since this shit refuses to go below 120.
STOP GOING TO BARS AND SPREADING YOUR ASYMPTOMATIC VIRUS ON SURFACES YOU GODDAMNED MILLENNIALS.
YOU ARE SO WHINY AND IRRESPONSIBLE. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING THAT WE BUILT FOR YOU. ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN.
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKKNG AVOCADO TOAST BARS YOU CALL MCDONALDS AND TELL THEM YOUR ORDER. THEYLL PACK IT UP FOR YOU.
ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING. >ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING. ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING. >ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
seething normtard that can't stay in the house for a single day
Elijah Nelson
kek
William Cox
Life has many doors, fed boy. why would the fed be stressed? if anything the fed should be screaming in joy. The borrower is SLAVE to the lender. Everytime something bad happens and someone gets bailed out, the fed just wags his magical green OZ finger and says with a smile, "you owe me".
>boomers refuse to fix global warming so zoomers can actually live to 80 >boomers beg zoomers to stop the boomer remover mmmm nah, gonna go coof on some grannies
WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK >WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK >WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK >WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>save us and protect us whilst we attempt to destroy your future zoomer!
Cameron Martinez
Nice. I’m already practicing nice social distancing with her.
Luke Smith
>we're trying to save the maximum number of lives, everything else will come back... a life won't come back holy shit has trump EVER said something so measured and mature?
Evan Bailey
>Its just the flu bros >REEEEEEEEEEE MILLENNIALS Get fucked Boomer
I went on a holiday with my gf on the weekend, and when we came back, her dog had died, my sister got corona and i had been (sort of) fired. Universe works in balances, bruh.
>That's all negative. What is the positive balance?
He has more time to fuck his girlfriend now.
Austin Hill
>a lot of people are going to die WHAT IN THE FUCK LOMAO
Gavin Sullivan
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
What I've noticed throughout the last couple of conference pumps >Anticipation: Market pumps >Pence speaks: Market pumps >anyone else speaks: Market drops
What I can't seem to understand, and sorry if I'm missing something here, is why the U.S. government repeatedly bails out companies that are clearly prone to failure without any sort of financial intervention. And even at that, they still walk a fine.
Jose Baker
Because most people are retarded user
Christopher Anderson
MEME STOCK PTON JUMPED UP 20% DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BUY PUTS
Lincoln Hill
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I mean total dollarinos in trillions since the crash.
Jaxon Gomez
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
Jonathan Bell
What're you guys watching?
John Watson
my gf dressed up and did a sexy dance before sucking my dick on the holiday. Clearly im being punished for such carnal pleasures, amirite god?
Parker Robinson
Trump is God, he knows everything before anyone else does. He is a genius with, like a really good brain and great genes, his uncle was a professor at MIT! Great genes.
Cameron Adams
A LOT of people are gonna die (emphasis his).
Brayden Jones
what is everyone watching?
Jeremiah Ramirez
So who's getting the bailout?
Isaac Edwards
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
Drink 1 cup before bed, wake up with stonks in the green!
Aiden Morgan
To maximize the profiteering of the upper class elite. Money flows up, don't you understand? The longer they keep this running, the more power and leverage they are given to enslave the ones below them
Luis Robinson
People *really* think this is the end? When it didn't even start in the US?
Amazon just suspended all warehouse shipments for non-medical and low demand products.
Austin Price
Did you hear what they said about payments to the American worker. They will be "soon," "fast" and "BIG!" I'm still getting paid from my employer (while working from home, lmao), so these payments are going directly into my investment accounts.
Connor Hernandez
>the past will be like the present
idiot
Ethan Cooper
AM I GONNA DIE? >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE >A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE