/smg/- Stock Market General

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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/blood/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
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Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Infected Deadbois:
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Who was in the wrong?

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HERE COMES THE POOOMP

when do i sell sqqq

HERE WE GO

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Here's Tony then manlet!

$32

yesterday.

LOOK AT THAT MIDGET LMAO

Pence dodged the question whether airlines can pay bonuses with bailout money. WTFFFFFFF

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>midget on stage
What is this, 1998?

This morning

I want my thousand dollars

>$23 SQQQ
how could you NOT

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when the cases in Italy start to decline.

>dow still falling falling
FIX IT do the memes!

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/heem/ pls go

what big company is gonna be the first to go under?

WTF did i just watch

>coughy boy fauci
PRESS F

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CALLS ALREADY +15%

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>when you look at models we'll see a hump instead of a peak

what did he mean by that?

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TODAY IS GONNA BE FUN

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Lol you hypocrites

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The vix is still sinking like a stone.
Just something to think about.

Medical jihad.

fatten the curve
keep the number of cases at any given point below the level of the health system's capacity

schaubtastic

>listening to all these boomers
>dont go outside *cough cough* zoomers
>you must consider * cough* the older generations

Deutsche Bank

Welfare =/= socialism

>le millenial xd
getting really tired of these old fucks

MEDIC CHADLET GOING TO SAVE TRUMPS PRESIDENCY

KO was 41 yesterday, I probably should have bought that instead of the euro etfs

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Someone needs to cough on Fauci to save my puts.

>old midget who sounds like he's on death's doorstep telling me not to go to bars and restaurants
Nigga you might be sick, but I'm not.

We don't even need to test to contain. LIBERAL MEDIA BTFO ETERNALLY

So was this morning green just because boomers were looking forward to this press conference?

Socialism is good!

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I bought some FSPGX am I a brainlet

HOLY SHIT

FAUCI SOUNDS POSITIVELY BULLISH. AMAZING.

I TOLD YOU GUYS!! I BOUGHT SH AND DOG I KNEW WED BOUNCE!!

does fauci sound extra nasally today

I wonder if i can get a job as a porter when the collapse comes
And by collapse, i mean next week since im about to be fired.

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>Deutsche Bank

I seriously hope you're joking, because it that were to happen, it's game fucking over.

lol BA is tanking again

>Emergencies mean we must accept a totally new form of government forever

THE NUMBAH

PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE

XOM for me and not for you
XOM is better than SQQ
XOM will hold through the war
XOM is freer than a whore
Under 40 dollars its a very nice steal
It'll double in price and pay my meals
Traders trade and their puts will spoil
Dividend kings always come from oil

We will close up like 200 today.
Tomorrow will open positive but close really really bad. So bad I'm not even telling you.

I want Dr Chadlet to tell me bedtime stories and tuck me in to bed

>I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
>I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT

THE ZOOMERS ARE GONNA DO THAT WE'RE FUCKED

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Yeah, I'm feeling pretty bullish rn guys ngl. Green ID will confirm.

Uh REFR Chads? What is happening?

SQQQ TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON

brr

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buy or wait?

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We'll be rich XOMbro.

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>emergency situations
>bandaid measures to keep things floating so citizens don't get absolutely fucked through something that is beyond their control.
>HURR IT'S SOCIALISM YOU GAIZ

I hate this. I hate this whole bullshit of extremes that everyone is on.
Maybe the U.S. should actually split up.

OH NOOO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Fauci seems like your local dentist, very warm, wholesome energy

Brrrrrrr rally already over. Hope you sold

staged?

National socialism

Bulls are fucking pathetic, they get one rally and act like corona isn't still around fucking everything up
Go ahead and lose more money retards

wait

They keep asking for the help of young people but can’t be bothered to cancel student loans.

They can pump the markets and give corporate welfare but they demand we stay home and get nothing in return?

They mock and abuse us and then ask for our help for free?

We’ll see.

will numb you up before he pulls teeth?

Lol epic good sir! Here is some gold!

So we looked at the data

XOM is going to $31. Dividend can only be paid with debt. Credit rating already reduced. Get fucked!

How much have they BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR since this has started?

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HELICOPTER GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>us dollar split up
that is never going to happen

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ZOOMER UPRISING NOW

>Dow is sinking

What kind of fucking clown word am I living at this point?

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I bought Boeing at 330 like a month ago and sold at 306, all pissed off. Fucking KEK

The second half of this conference has been as bearish as possible. How the fuck is it still in the green?

>fed pump is over
>pump conference not over and its going down anyway

DEEP RED HERE WE COME

INSIDER HERE
$DB IS GOING TO ZERO
GET THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING

>Close those borders
>Give everyone $1,000
I like where this is going

>Maybe the U.S. should actually split up.

Yes.

What's the point of feds pumping so much money since they know it's not working?

In-duh-stry

Fiscal stimulus is on the way. Tax cuts. Helicopter money.
BEARS BTFO

WHY CAN'T THIS ORANGE DUMBASS SPEAK AFTER THE MARKET CLOSE

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It seemed like all morning

>it's another "Yas Forums buys high" episode
thanks for propping up the market I guess

DROPPING BELOW 3%

SHUT DOWN SOCIETY

The printer broke.

Now the economy is collapsing we wont have time for meme degrees

>shaved by 50% over the past year

I wished I cared enough to learn about the oil markets since it's always a clown circus when oiligarchs open their mouths. I'll just stick with my AWK since this shit refuses to go below 120.

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Is this a Breadline Bernie supporter?

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We've gone full clown

STOP GOING TO BARS AND SPREADING YOUR ASYMPTOMATIC VIRUS ON SURFACES YOU GODDAMNED MILLENNIALS.

YOU ARE SO WHINY AND IRRESPONSIBLE. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING THAT WE BUILT FOR YOU. ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN.

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKKNG AVOCADO TOAST BARS YOU CALL MCDONALDS AND TELL THEM YOUR ORDER. THEYLL PACK IT UP FOR YOU.

ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.

Who's the cutie in the audience?

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Brrrrrr-*grinding noises* OH NO! QUICK SOMEONE UNJAM THE PRINTER BEFORE WE GO RED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

STOP THE FUCKING CONFERENCE. YOU HAVE SAID ENOUGH

WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES

nice reddit spacing

why didnt i listen to lci guy?

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dont see the appeal tbqhwyf

kek it's too easy. Retards can't adjust to the new reality

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>You're gonna lose a lot of lives, perhaps unnecessarily

>A life is not going to come back

>When will you know when will you know when will you know

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seething normtard that can't stay in the house for a single day

kek

Life has many doors, fed boy.
why would the fed be stressed? if anything the fed should be screaming in joy. The borrower is SLAVE to the lender. Everytime something bad happens and someone gets bailed out, the fed just wags his magical green OZ finger and says with a smile, "you owe me".

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>boomers refuse to fix global warming so zoomers can actually live to 80
>boomers beg zoomers to stop the boomer remover
mmmm nah, gonna go coof on some grannies

A-ACCHHHHOOOOOO

N-NO NO NO!!! B-BULLBROS WHAT'S HAPPENING

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
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>youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
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WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK

>Doubt

FIX
PRINTER

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Get corona boomer

>save us and protect us whilst we attempt to destroy your future zoomer!

Nice.
I’m already practicing nice social distancing with her.

>we're trying to save the maximum number of lives, everything else will come back... a life won't come back
holy shit has trump EVER said something so measured and mature?

>Its just the flu bros
>REEEEEEEEEEE MILLENNIALS
Get fucked Boomer

YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK BOBROS
youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOnA0ak4w

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I went on a holiday with my gf on the weekend, and when we came back, her dog had died, my sister got corona and i had been (sort of) fired.
Universe works in balances, bruh.

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/dev/lp0: printer on fire

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she probably works a lot and talks about politics all the time

>I KNEW IT WAS A PANDEMIC BEFORE EVERYBODY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRINTER
JAMMED

México here.
we are going to gorge in all those dollars?
So the peso is going to the shitter ?

Wait everything is ok now.

Unironically how are people still bullish on the precipice of a recession and while a global pandemic is occurring?

Did he really? This is just a shitpost right?

>recession
HE SAID IT

R-R-RECESSION?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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YANG GANG BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRIVETROUGHS BRRRRRRRRRR 9/11 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

When the market was ONLY down 2700 yesterday the bulls celebrated, when it's up 500+ the bears celebrate

This is a pandemic
>This is a pandemic
This is a pandemic
>This is a pandemic

DUMP IT

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SELL SELL SELL
PRINTER JAM

That's all negative. What is the positive balance?

>It's all pent up
THE ECONOMY IS GONNA COOM!

>R-RECESSION?

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>/dev/lp0: printer on fire

Sorry, IT is WFH for the next month, it'll just have to burn.

Clown world, clown market

LITERALLY PRINTING TENDIES
THIS TIMELINE

OH NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

It's over
see you all in the unemployment line

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You say this based on what?

This needs to be pointed out on social platforms, and hardcore.

watch the speech
youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

>HE KNEW IT WAS A PANDEMIC BEFORE THEY CALLED IT A PANDEMIC ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LOOK AT OTHER COUNTRIES

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because bullchads think long term. You think companies like nvidia, amazon, amd, google, etc. are going to go under because of a recession?

Ads say we are staying green!

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>That's all negative. What is the positive balance?

He has more time to fuck his girlfriend now.

>a lot of people are going to die
WHAT IN THE FUCK LOMAO

>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE

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What I've noticed throughout the last couple of conference pumps
>Anticipation: Market pumps
>Pence speaks: Market pumps
>anyone else speaks: Market drops

when do i buy your scam stock?

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What I can't seem to understand, and sorry if I'm missing something here, is why the U.S. government repeatedly bails out companies that are clearly prone to failure without any sort of financial intervention. And even at that, they still walk a fine.

Because most people are retarded user

MEME STOCK PTON JUMPED UP 20% DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BUY PUTS

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

adguard.com/en/adguard-ios/overview.html
my friend

PANDEMIC

he said it so loud this time

I mean total dollarinos in trillions since the crash.

>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE

What're you guys watching?

my gf dressed up and did a sexy dance before sucking my dick on the holiday.
Clearly im being punished for such carnal pleasures, amirite god?

Trump is God, he knows everything before anyone else does. He is a genius with, like a really good brain and great genes, his uncle was a professor at MIT! Great genes.

A LOT of people are gonna die (emphasis his).

what is everyone watching?

So who's getting the bailout?

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE

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Dow going to close +100, MASSIVE dump tomorrow

Drink 1 cup before bed, wake up with stonks in the green!

To maximize the profiteering of the upper class elite. Money flows up, don't you understand? The longer they keep this running, the more power and leverage they are given to enslave the ones below them

People *really* think this is the end? When it didn't even start in the US?

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>OH NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
The cope here is beyond sad, kek!
R E C E S S I O N

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whitehouse.gov/live/

they REALLY need to end this Q+A what the fuck

Because Jews

yellow shirt is a qt

>GETTING ALONG WITH DEMOCRATS

FUCKED, ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, SELL!

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but not me I'm gonna live!

>A lot of people are gonna die

Based trump steering us back down under 20,000.

adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

why are they doing this..

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>it'll be up a few years from now so that means you should stay long the whole way through an obvious market-wide crash

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what's happening bros? going up?

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DONALD FRUFRMP I CAN'T LET YOU SAY THE P-WORD

this

To maintain a sense of capitalism until the very end. Equivalent to turning of the Nintendo right before you die

DOW 30K EOY

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Amazon just suspended all warehouse shipments for non-medical and low demand products.

Did you hear what they said about payments to the American worker. They will be "soon," "fast" and "BIG!" I'm still getting paid from my employer (while working from home, lmao), so these payments are going directly into my investment accounts.

>the past will be like the present

idiot

AM I GONNA DIE?
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE

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Just heard this morning the disease causes fibrosis of the lungs and you drown in your own mucus while you die of pneumonia.

the brunette with the southern accent was better