/smg/ - Stock Market General

too much money

YANG GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

WHY CAN'T SQQQ JUST DROP HARD ALREADY???

WE ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE IN THE STOCK MARKET

Mnuchin saying that the markets will stay open

yes for the airline companies

>mfw I bought the dip

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What will you buy with your $12,000 a year Yas Forums?

>its green
Whew that was close, narrowly avoided a recession bears alright who's all in on Boeing?

SHORTENING HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How is it possible that the market is going up?

>Markets staying open

>mentions 9/11 again
>shortened trading hours
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Markets staying open, possibly shorter hours but Americans must have access to their money. Mnuchin has spoken

CORV BEING BOUGHT OUT

My ID will decide the color of tomorrow.

WHO THE FUCK COUGHED?

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unironically, retards got too cocky with profits from babby's first put and now they're getting rekt double time lmao

give it to me for real is the stock market going to crash more ? i can only think of it decreasing further because of covid 19 still being reported in the us

Shorts

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

>THREAD THEME
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FUCK WHAT DOES IT MEAN

BRRRRRRR

"WORSE THAN 9/11 for the airline industry"

THIS IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING

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buy more puts

>tfw my spy calls are printing
yep i love trump alright
orange man good

>tfw you placed puts on SPXS for third2nd derivative gains. Put the puters user.

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There will be no shortage of prescription drugs. Trump has spoken

How do I not fall into this trap?

it'll go up and down mate, you gotta figure out how long you're going to hold for and adjust expectations accordingly.

me fix market

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TO THE MOON

NEW PARADIGM

CRISIS OVER

DOW 30,000 BY THE END OF THE WEEK

BUY BUY BUY

Reminder to hide all spamming brrfags
It’s redditors

Markets close 2000pt GREEN

Buy puts at end of day, look at last week.

are they in a plane O_O ?

WHY ARE AIRLINES GOING BACK UP

Bobo here i held on news, i held today, and i died, i lost $1400, goodbye bros. I will not be trading anymore its not smart for me.

>SQQQ TANKING

THANK YOU ORANGE MAN

America is run by communists

>market literally soaring for NO REASON

Just wait, retard. Don't sell

BULLS ARE BACK

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HOLY SHIT BEAR BROS AT THIS RATE I WILL BE A RUG IN THE OVAL OFFICE BY DAY'S END OH GOD WHY DID I DOUBLE DOWN ON PUTTERINOS

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cat-bounce.com/

DID YOU HEAR HIM BROS? POP BACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE

Because stimulus dummy

>WHY ARE AIRLINES GOING BACK UP

Because there's literally no risk they'll go tits-up.

Was there doubt, red, green for overall crab.

Trump literally just guaranteed they would not let the airlines go under. Bailouts confirmed.

>very simple solution
>we're getting rid of this virus
woah

Should I buy into UPRO now?

I'm not American, so can someone explain to me how this will work? They will send literal checks via the mail to people who have taxable income less than x? There won't be robberies on postmans? I heard direct bank transfers isn't really a thing in America, it's all still checks. How will it work?

it crashed for no reason too, desu user

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BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS

someone didn't buy yesterday did they?

How are people still falling for these pumps?

ALMOST UP 1k

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HOUSE REAL BIG

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I know it's going to go down further don't get me wrong, the economy and i'm not in denial since i already sold is only going to tank further, stimulus can only do so much, but this is my money for getting into college and I can't risk anymore. I was on a 3x inverse etf so its just too risky. Goodbye friends. Goodluck.

I've been taking profit on a daily basis, but it's still gonna suck if this is the end for SQQQ and SPXU. My calls are falling off a cliff.

Thanks to SPY my profits are spiking again
Thanks my orange president homie

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checks are pretty outdated tbqh

Reminder that nothing changed for the virus and a LOT of people are still going to get infected.

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

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COVID 19 RECOVERIES AT ALL TIME HIGH
HYSTERIA CONTRIBUTED TO PANIC SELLING
BUY THE BOTTOM OR REGRET FOR YEARS