did you just miss the bottom of the biggest crash in the past 12 years? yes. yes you did.
>you will be crying in september when we hit record highs
did you just miss the bottom of the biggest crash in the past 12 years? yes. yes you did.
>you will be crying in september when we hit record highs
another 30% to go.
absolute delusion. How long until you throw yourself off of a bridge?
Dead cat bouncing again.
The bottom is 12-15k
What causes this sort of delusion?
Seriously, even if you support Trump surely you realise that this rollercoaster is not going to stop anytime soon.
We aren't even close to the bottom. My state finally began to shut everything down. The federal government pussies won't act for at least another week. Try again in a month or two, then is the time to buy.
COPE
Until there is a fucking vaccine out for sale, do not buy the dip
>thinks this is the bottom
The gentleman asked how long...
ANSWER
Speak for yourself.
If your timing is good I’d suggest selling the vaccine rally when it happens
OP dont bother, everyone here is a delusional bear who thinks 30% drops in a month are completely rational and will continue to drop. Its a panic sell situation, simple and plain.
Look at the volume, people are swapping shares now, little price movement
>US situation is still unclear, amount of testings is Iran-tier
>UK reacted too late, even after having a two week head start and an example of Italy
>the healthiest economies on earth are all in varying forms of curfew/lockdown
>governments are basically pumping money/loans into the economy just in order to NOT COMPLETELY CRUMBLE
it is so comforting to know that most big shot investors are just like in Yas Forums, their emotions, fears, and cope are driving their decisions and are delusional.
Global economy is a fragile ponzi scheme with increasingly ridiculous central bank measures to prop up the house of cards. Its gonna collapse eventually maybe now maybe 10 years from now and there will be NO survivors
>did you just miss the bottom of the biggest crash in the past 12 years
I'm thinking yes
all the oracles claiming to have divine knowledge of the bottom of the dip are on suicide watch today
cope harder, it's a reaction to a new seasonal virus that will be curbed in two months - markets are already correcting, you missed the dip
you say that every other day
Have you considered the fact that it's an artificial pump caused by 0% interest rates, Q.E. and the fact that infinite lending is now allowed?
It's gonna crash again when Trump says something stupid on live TV, I give this pump a full day a max
Have you considered the fact that it's a panic pump caused by uncertainty in the risk of a virus with a vaccine already in clinical trials and extensive measures to reduce it's spread despite it only being a realized risk on people outside of the job market?
Yeah the 10% rise last week was sure a catalyst to bull run
This. Regards and midwits think were heading into le depression. High IQ understand that we just /shitcoin/ now.
A lot of small business owners are already struggling. Layoffs for travel, cruise and hotels are already happening. Business are lowering in profits because they have to shutdown. There is no way it won't be negative GDP growth this quarter and possibly next quarter. Banks already stated they're stopping buybacks to have excessive cash to help businesses. Make no mistake, we're already in a recession.
I am not saying markets won't recover but saying it'll be ATH this year is absolute Trump cuck simp delusion. The economy has been damaged. There will be decline in earnings.
>it's a reaction to a new seasonal virus
do you think the economic destruction caused by the virus is already fully priced in? I don't
The dip will be in May based on growth rate and available icu beds.
>they fell for the "we are testing the vaccine now goys, soon done ;^)" meme
Classic
>tfw increased 401k contribution to anticipate bottom and wrote a small script to give me live updates when it starts rising considerably
Doesn't matter where the "bottom" is really, I'll try to time every major dip and average out. I don't need to min-max my gains. I'll make it out on top.
Why gamble when there's such a sure fire way to make money right now? Don't waste your time trying to outsmart the market, dude. Just but low and sell high. Not rocket science.
Dead cat bouncing down the stairs all the way to 15k
>He think this is about the virus and not the unsustainable debt based system blowing up.
>missed the bottom
oh shit oh fuck
I should have bought yesterday, now it's going to cost me 0.12% extra
I'll have to hold for at least 1 hour to make back those lost gains
I think i just did, i lost the dip yesterday waiting for a bigger fall, should i buy now or it will bounce in a few hours?
Gubmint will just cease the means of production and kick off nu-communism
No.
That wasnt the floor though.
I'm buying all I can right now. Fucking /bizz/ told me the bottom will go deeper.
Never listen to Yas Forums.
dead cat
Fuck your dead cat. I'm buying.
Try buying every bounce for the last month. It's easy to have big nuts right now.
There is no bottom.
>go back to 2017 levels
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
lmao you people are fucking retarded as fuck, fucking impatient retards. enjoy the 10 to 20% bounce and dont forget to hodl it all the way to another 40% drop
it's both, it's a double whammy. A 1-2 punch
DING DING
K.O.
not the bottom
I CAN...I CAN HODL THESE STONKS
NNNNNNNNYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your post is true, but the bubble isn't popping anytime soon. Maybe 10-20 years from now, long after Trump is gone.
Lmfaooo underrated
I and the FED, witness my ID and checkem
This hahahaha
Businesses are staying closed for at least a month, the bottom is at least 15k
I have my entire $150,000 401k in money market right now (since October) and I'm so tempted to just buy in now. I'm getting sick of worrying about trying to time anything or if it's gonna pump or dump 20% tomorrow.
Just wait until the antibiotic resistant strain of anything comes through and we have nothing to treat it with. This is all just a trial run. Remember, 10 billion people by 2050.
Almost non of the current growth and decline is based on real value right now, the prices are based on stupid investors emotions who are still clinging on and the government manipulating the market.
No western country has this virus under control right now and a vaccine will at least take a year. A n Italy situation seems now inevitable in most western countries. This is just the beginning, with the incoming measures we could soon see a real economical crisis based on a significant loss of productivity and not just magic numbers going up and down. Then this fragile system could collapse.
this
If the situation is know now, won't stocks stay stable unless a new development occurs (ex: coronavirus marries aids and become supercorona deathaids niggertron 900). The pandemic is already priced in the options, no?
this. the newbies ITT don't understand the market always prices in risk months ahead, the 30% drop WAS the worst case coronavirus outcome, now it's just a climb back to the top depending on how quickly the crisis passes.
you can't hodl those stonks
this
fucking hilarious seeing clueless fuckers trying to divine the exact bottom. take it easy, go with market trends and you'll still make shitloads of money
Exactly, Trump has basically promised that we will be back better than before.
He has put his re-election on the line. I guarantee you he will make it happen and be re-elected.
corona cases will 100x in the us in the next few months. Corona go up, stocks go down
if you have disposable income then buying on the way down is better than buying on the way up
you can always buy more if it goes lower, you can't do the same on the way up
>Corona go up, stocks go down
*snap*
yup, that's going in my brainlet correlation and causation compilation
>antibiotics
>for viruses
sure, but it's also more risky
we dont know how much this shit will continue to drop. if we are truly heading into another depression, you might not see current numbers for 10+ years. and you might say "whatever I'll hold anyways" but at that point having your money tied up in such an asset is a pretty questionable thing when looking at where else you could have used it.
i think you misunderstood his post.
The bottom is
Do y’all realize how long it takes to create a viable vaccine for shit like this? Especially if they want to make sure there are no long term side effects? Months is the conservative estimate.