/smg/ - Stock Market General

in his house wallst, the dead bull lies dreaming

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Y'all invested in grocery stores, right? Empty shelves or something liek that.

>DIS 95.01
DIS 95.01
>DIS 95.01
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>DIS 95.01

Can someone please explain to me how these fuck heads aren't sub 70 by now? They've closed all of their parks and have shut most of their movie production shit down.

Future traders are dumb

>The dead bull lies dreaming

I fucking audibly kek'd. Probably woke my roomates up.

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>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

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get a free stock when you join robinhood

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Have faith in the Fed and God user.

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ahahaha
I didn't think I'd see this shit getting reused.

NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED

Tells you how much people think they’re worth based on movie, clothing, merch sales and their streaming service.

faggot

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*AHEM*
I'd like to extend a warm thank you to the fed and permabulls pumping the market tomorrow
I can not emphasize enough how much I appreciate the shorting opportunity you're providing

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>It doesn't matter what you think about wether "panic induced selling" is the cause of this or not. The fact of the mater is, our economy is not moving right now and as long as that is the case we are only gonna go down. My company is down almost 40% right now. If they close up shop and lay people off that is going to have drastic effects for our local economy. One thing leads to another, if people aren't working then there is no money circulating in the economy and therefore there is no reason to invest in anything because no one is making money right now.

Markets are reflecting uncertainty more than worried about an economic slowdown for two weeks.

They fast tracked Frozen 2 to Disney+ months ahead of schedule. Also, for some reason movie theaters are still operating.

why wouldn’t you listen? you could have saved yourself

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We movin again

Spx...L

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Disney+ is probably keeping them somewhat afloat since there's millions of people working from home now

Where is Marathon Oil going next?

You really think this isn't an operation to destroy the Chinese economy? We aren't importing their shit anymore. They lost MILLIONS of jobs.

maybe the world isn't going to end

Disney+ is going to provide a lot of income for them, especially with all the zoomzooms in lockdown mode.

Bankruptcy court

my coworker who has lots of investing experience told me not to do stocks and stick to mutual funds

but HOW DO I GET RICH QUICK THEN?

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Bounce tomorrow, big drop and finally reaches 20000 on Wednesday

abosfuckinglutely based and cashmoney-pilled

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I did listen to you, which is why my options are all in the red. I want the bear to leave its fucking cave already but the Fed keeps propping things up.

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You know, there's a real business opportunity out there for someone to catch the virus now and then charge $$ to run errands over the next month or two. No risk, no reward.

Disney+ isn’t expected to turn a profit for like 5 years

Yep, if you sink slower you win.

>not limit up anymore
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
After plunging -12% tomorrow we will have a 2% day followed by -9%

I was laid off work last month. I will apply to jobs, collect and use $15k to start actively trading. If i get a job after 3 months I will go back to waging. If I don't I will have a go at trading

>Two weeks

This is straight up denial. Trump just got on tv and said 5 fucking months, fool. Open your eyes.

Boeing and cruise lines good to buy when they bottom?

Give me a list of cheap stocks to buy puts on if they pump tomorrow.
I have to do all of this on my work breaks so i won't have time to analyze

Revenue is revenue

more like you miss out on free stocks when you use robinhood

>After plunging -12% tomorrow we will have a 2% day followed by -9%
Pretty much. Buy your puts on each up day.

who else /HaveNoIdeaWhatTheyreDoingButStillMakingGains/
here?

Where will SIX and FUN be tomorrow frens

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GET FUCKED BEARS

BACK TO YOUR CAVES WHERE YOU BELONG

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If the markets know how long, even a bad number, it would probably be a huge rally event.

The uncertainty in the market is heavily effecting stock price over the fear of a slowdown.

It's psychological. People fucking hate losing.

>Futures no longer Limit Up
RUHROH MOOMOOS

Really? I would have thought that they already had a good amount of infrastructure ready to go, being a huge media monopoly and whatnot.
They don't have to pay licensing on any of their stuff either.

>nikkei red
MORE BLOOD

Here

Just short europe, those option premiums aren't that expensive

Otherwise, a War of Attrition.

Brazil -12%

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just buy TZA

the fuck are you talking about?
shit absolutely plummeted today

for once we in agreement....
for 100ish points.....

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god i fuckin love israel

Grocery stores are hiring and amazong is apparently hiring around 100k.

The fed is just keeping bank runs from happening, and japanese banks from paying a 6000% increase in conversion rates for JPY/USD conversions.

The real QE hasn't even started, but maybe pick up a little gold in case deflation trend reverses. Silver though... lol i kind of want some bullion now that its going to get really cheap. Silver tarnishes though...

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Tomorrow will be mostly green because of the 500 b overnight repo, retards

>If the markets know how long, even a bad number, it would probably be a huge rally event.

Then why did the market crater when trump started speaking?

WHERE MY GME BOYS AT FOR TOMORROWS PUMP

me got quote wrong x_x

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

this is somewhat true, and also keep in mind that the market always turns much faster than the actual economy.

What did they do now?

if my puts expire wednesday they expire at 4 pm right?

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Based bobo bro

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God I fucking love tiddies.

Sorry to hear you have brain damage user

there's not much uncertainty the way I see it. you have to just read China's numbers that got out yesterday and ask yourself: will something similar happen here and if yes, how bad will it be? the text you quoted is entirely true. but if no investments are made and no loans are taken, then where does all the liquidity to the banks go to?
things are very sketchy. ignoring them is just coping. we still have way to go, it seems.

yes, try to dump them before then

I was a software engineer, I would rather trade than work at a grocery store.

Analyst here. I don't see this as the bottom. We have much more space available between us and the floor and realistically I think Q2 and Q3 earnings should be telling of that. The market has and is continuing to act highly irrational, and reports can send some overleveraged companies flying off a valuation cliff.

I've got long calls on VZ, May and Jan puts on AAL, and post earnings puts on USB (high consumer credit exposure). USB and AAL are a bit of a concern but realistically AAL should tank as long as the Fed doesn't bail them out.

The optimism is misplaced and bulls over the last few days have shown increasing signs of cognitive dissonance and collective cluelessness to their claims. Will we end up green this week? Maybe. But over the next few months once the real news about job losses, etc being flowed out, I think then will be the time to see who is bullish right now and cut them out of your realm of advice. They should have no more say in your financial life anymore.

*ting ting ting*
Gentlemen, I'd like to make an announcement..

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FUTURES LOOKING GOOD

BULLS FEELING GREAT

BEARS GETTING MURKED YUHHHHH

Brrrrr

How much REFR do I need to make it? Only have 100 so I'm a REFlet. Is this /ourstock/? Is this the LINK of stocks?

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Savanon, what the h*ck is going on

brrrrrrr

You're not as well off as you think you are to not have a backup.

Considering the high is 152, this is a fucking gift. Buy it while you can. I have.

Guess what The Hang Seng And the NIKKI are doing right now?

Opening strong green and falling red.

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Calls on BAC? Opinion, june 36$ look enticing.

the big line go down tomorrow ????????

It was limit up and got sold into, that's not good for bulls.

Good thing I closed my puts

Big lines up

GET OUT OF HERE

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You’re not considering the average consumer.

For example, if no one goes to restaurants the waiters and cooks and bartenders don’t get paid. If they don’t get paid they don’t spend money and the businesses that rely on them spending money don’t pay their employees. Ad infinitum. You can end up in a vicious cycle where people just stop spending money.

i know i bought them today because tomorrows prob gonna end red and i didnt want to use a daytrade just checking that i can dump them wednesday if thats not the case

Fuck that I closed all my short positions today and bought tqqq and spy for the dead nigger bounce and then tomorrow I buy my sweet sweet spy puts at a discount tomorrow

Big line go down Thursday

>tfw puts in AAL
not everyone got to enjoy Monday

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what does that even mean?
I have 20 acres of land I can make into a small scale farm. I would unironically live in the woods / homestead before I work low wage manual labor for someone else.

What do you want to say bobo?

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Good night fellow anons, todays rollercoaster was fun. Sleep tight and dont fall for any dead cats ok?