Future is green, are we gonna get green for a pump?
Asher Rodriguez
Got a tiny ES short position at top of this pump, time to go down boys
Nicholas King
Equities have been way overvalued since 2018. He's been doing the same thing since he started. Sat on cash for 2 years while missing out on 50% gains. Now he'll get 100% gains.
Kevin Young
I wish my office would shut down already. I wanna be a (paid) neet for a few weeks.
Henry Hall
Futures green, Nikkei red, I don't know dude.
Owen Williams
gonna have a big pile of cash in >2 months, what should I be doing now to prepare? I assume the economy will mostly be on an upward trajectory by then, and I will certainly have missed the big shorting opportunities, so should be a good time to just buy and hold ETFs or so until we're back on track?
Jordan Carter
twitter.com/IanHathaway/status/1239683770569183233 god fucking damn, Trump better hope to hell independents give him a pass on this. on a better note, based coronavirus caused my school to cancel the last physical on campus classes for tomorrow and Wednesday, which saved me from the final potential test. reddit only steals memes if they're good m8, Yas Forums wojaks are the only good ones left honestly
Adrian Reyes
Do I sell my Puts at a loss? They expire this Friday and I don't know if they're going to net anything anymore now that daddy gobment is going to bail everyone out.
you do know that everything reddit posts comes from here right?
Jackson Nelson
How bad are things really gonna get? How will the housing market be affected? We're up basically $120k on this house from buying it back in 2014, but everything else has also gone up so trying to get something nearby with land isn't feasible.
you had so much time to pull out before the economy tanked, how is this even possible?
Levi Adams
Kek I look forward to all those retards asking to trade puts just to get rekt not knowing how risky that shit is in the first place.
Juan Allen
Yeah if he can get into a quasi-legit company like Uber, he can send that shit into the undiscovered planets around Pluto, if UBER is like 8 a share by the time the economy comes around he can buy a billion and it'll be worth 50 a share in three years tops
>We're up basically $120k on this house Should have sold in the bubble. That will all be gone soon.
Henry James
>muh DOW >muh SPY Literally who cares about these boomer indices? NASDAQ penny biomemes are the only way to have fun in the stock market, and are /smg/'s official securities. And here's the best part, they're virus proof. >not affected by lockdowns >can moon out of nowhere due to announcing ways to help combat Coronavirus But here's the best part. They're recession proof. >they already lose millions of dollars a year >not dependent upon the public >price manipulated That's not all. Here's the best part. The virus may actually be BULLISH. Post yfw ONTX announces readout of the Phase 3 INSPIRE early due to an unexpected rise in required death events due to COVID-19, FDA announces fast track Rigosertib approval a month later, then BMY (who is doing a combo study with their azacitidine (which was acquired when they bought out Celgene) and ONTX oral Rigosertib) buys them out at $10 a share. Get ready for the best part. >ONTX only $.31 >SNSS only $.45 There has never been a better time to buy. Post your rares and share leads with other future white millionaires.
Uh, ain't TP the new coin now? Seriously have you seen the fucking prices on e-bay. The shipping is obscene as hell. I'd be more worried about keeping TP on hand myself.
>you shuld have known 100% that things that are happening would happen I did plan ahead retard, I'm not geing to get evicted or something, I just want to know if I should sell now or hodl. I'll make my own decision, but I hear news here that I don't always find on my own and asking for more opinions isn't a bad thing.
Jordan Harris
I hope so. How big will the pump be? It will be short lived I know.
Japan is a tiny little island like the UK that's got overpriced manufacturing compared to the rest of Asia, but none of the financial might or the culture exports since the rest of the world is basically a cultural suburb of the west and japan decided not to be.
Japs have no place to go but down long term, and everyone knows this, even without the debt/aging thing.
Isaac Taylor
requesting the image of the dow plunging with Murray in front of it from the Joker
Michael Jackson
To be honest it'll be a small bump or a small negative. I'm expecting an all red week but with smaller drops.
Josiah White
I honestly think he's eyeballing some cruise lines right now. They're down 80-90% from their ATHs. As soon as he reports his purchases to the SEC I can easily see one of these companies doing a 3x or 5x over night. My bet is on CCL since it has the least debt/equity and most assets.
Nolan Phillips
Is there going to be a run on the banks tomorrow?
Sebastian Perry
Pharmachads....MTNB? Looks like it's getting near bottom.
Oliver Anderson
>From 140 Damn, imagine bag holding from there.
Nathaniel Perez
Ah shit... should I just sell my losers and buy more Berkshire?
My problems are with all his cyclical exposure like the railroads and the insurance companies are also not trading well.
Nikkei was only down -3% at closing yesterday, good chance this is them joining everyone else in JUST town Aussies doing a big league +5% pump, while US futures more modest +1 to +2% pump.
Jeremiah Nelson
>working from home? >kids school cancelled? >bars closed? >cruise ships cancelled? >borders closed? WELL I GUESS ITS TIME FOR THE BEACH
It's dependent on your positions. For example my AAL puts SHOULD be less risky than my USB puts. You haven't given us anything to work with. Don't call me a retard if you haven't made a grand display of intelligence either man. It harms you.
Charles Lewis
I honestly might go withdrwaw everything except for like 500 just so I can keep using my debit card and not touch gross coof disease ridden cash
Daniel Jenkins
H-heh I sure am looking to retire easily on all these cheapies!!
What chance for a 10-15% pump next week I your opinion?
Evan Gonzalez
Trump already talked about bailing out airlines... Of all things... Airlines.
Adam Davis
I boughr AAL puts, I sold my stock before the crashes and invested the money into.AAL puts, all set to expire Friday. For weeks I've been watching them but now the news of potential bailouts has crippled the returns I'd hoped to get.
>of all things Are you implying the airlines aren’t important for our economy and even from a logistics point of view our national security? Do you expect to replace them with interstate travel via rail?
Ayden Ortiz
Parisians were doing the same shit, lots of picnics in parks yesterday I heard.
James Lee
What do I buy once we hit the mythical "bottom"?
Gavin Garcia
Well that's your call. Mine are expired a year from now or after April. You gotta gauge it yourself.
Me personally, I'm willing to accept full loss on my May puts, but doubt it will happen. AAL is so levered up it's insane. Bailing them out would be an absolute travesty and waste.
Ian Cooper
How much weight does Cramer's opinion matter? Not flaming genuinely curious. I don't have tv and never watch the guy but if calls out a stock or w/e does he make the market move?
Doesn't that pattern require a relatively stable line of support?
Tyler Bell
Oof that Microsoft one is brutal. Cant believe how far it dropped.
Isaiah Young
I just want AAL to crash. You want your labors (taxes) to go towards an airline bailout that shouldn't have been that levered up in the first place? Do you love communism?
Henry Roberts
>I'm XX not XY no one fucking cares dude
Michael White
The guy calls shots left and right and is generally correct. One of the few to get the 2008 crash correct, and he's been urging caution leading up to this one too.
Sebastian Morris
puts
Aiden Davis
Ech baggie those are trannie tits at best. Gaaayyyy
Camden Cooper
By the time we hit the bottom, it will be gone before you realize it and stocks will be up 20% the next day. The ludicrous speed that this market is falling hints that it might go back up just as fast. People are sitting on the sidelines with billions in eyeballing their big purchases right now. I'm going to start averaging in this week. Closed my puts when S&P 500 was at 2500 last week.
Grayson Perry
Forgive the phone post, just shitter posting right now. >lolberts
fed is printing, dropping rates and making 0% reserve requirements because they fear DEFLATION which is a LOT worse
Michael Richardson
I honestly don't understand how they've been in business as long as they have; you'd think someone would have come around to put them out of their misery by now.
Impossible to say concretely, and even if I did such a bump would be extremely unlikely. The fed is running out of tricks, and Trump was super somber during his press conference today which is really unlike how he usually provides information to us. I used to think that we would get a U shaped recovery as the virus petered out and things got back to normal, but honestly now that seems pretty optimistic, especially if the market keeps falling.
Lucas Flores
>AAL is so levered up it's insane. Bailing them out would be an absolute travesty and waste. this its just like last time every dumb asshole will come out smelling like roses, learn nothing, and do this to us again in a decade
Isaiah Martin
He was shitting on the government response the other day and Mnuchin legit called him as his show was going on lmao. he doesn't really move markets but he's a big figure in terms of sentiment I guess?
