/smg/ - Stock Market General

Augmented Money
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brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/scat/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_2020
youtube.com/watch?v=1pv2N98-O14
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_(2020)
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Respond to the market close sir?
KEK

APOLOGIZE

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Be real with me Yas Forums, how bad is tomorrow going to be?

its closed? why new thread

post yfw -13%

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DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP LMFAO

GET FUCKING REKT STUPID DUMBFUCKS

stock line went down :O

THE DOW IS 359 POINTS AWAY FROM WIPING OUT ALL GAINS SINCE TRUMP'S INAUGURATION ON JANUARY 20, 2017

BULLKEKS RIGHT NOW

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How does one man talking cause a drop this bad?

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hi, I don't really understand stocks, can someone explain to me what this chart means?

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>Second biggest drop in history
>Quarantine effective tomorrow
>It will only get worse
Welcome to 1929 2.0

What's the tuesday drop gonna be lads?
I'm thinking breaker three will be tripped before three hours are up.

Savanon, explain what's happening

NICE STOCKS YOU HAVE THERE, MIND IF I TRY THEM OUT?

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FUCK CHINKS THEY CAUSED THIS SHIT

>closed above -13%

HAHAH BULLS BTFO.

Feeling bullish

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so is the bottom going to be higher or lower than 2007 ATH Yas Forums?

fuck drumpf
she would have not let this happened

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>the market will take care of itself
Holy shit, did he just kill the dead cat bounce for tomorrow?

lol Zion Hedge has been waiting 11 years for this only to get banned from twitter for doxxing chinks a month before it happens

>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
oh yes, donald, it will

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How much have we fallen from the peak at this point? Does anyone have the 2020 vs 2008 chart?

I'm going to jump from a bridge

THE MARKET IS ON ITS OWN

Are you ready to live in a socialist society now or are we going to have to wait for another red week?

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HEY RETARDS BUY THE DIP
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Tuesday may be even worse. I have a feeling today was the last, final day of bull delusion.

>it will take care of itself
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So, will it hit second or third breaker tomorrow?

i'm setting my alarms for this fucking dead cat bounce

Bulls arent making any money for the rest of the year. SPY to under $100 and Tsla to under $100.

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what a time to be alive lads

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Livestream on Global News:
youtube.com/watch?v=1pv2N98-O14

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>"are we heading into a recession?"
>"maybe"

THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

For what? he got the markets hooked on coke and now they need meth to even get a buzz.

You're giving us a green day tomorrow, right bobo?

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anyone else voting libertarian next election

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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stupid ass broker let me buy a stock after close for the close price not the after hours price (way lower), fuck

>THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
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THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

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It means that we are FUCKED

ALL HE HAD TO DO IS KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

We are going to have 2 black mondays this month
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash#Black_Monday_(2020)

>BREAKING DOWN THE SYSTEM

>FREE MONEY

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BULLCHADS IT’LL COME BACK
JUST BUY THE DIP
DON’T SELL JUST LOOK AT THE CHEAPIES
PLEASE STOP FUCKING SELLING
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no, fuck you cunt

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I switched to bull. To many bears here.
SPY long

Yes
but only so we can load up on puts

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Damn who bitch is this??

>every other day is Black _______
BLACK HISTORY MONTH WAS LAST MONTH

"THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF"

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is chilisanon dead? has this market killed him and our comfy after hours appetizers?

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It's a hard drop but we're only now reaching 2017 levels with DOW.
There's such a long way to fall. This shit will touch 2008 highs.

On another note, HAHAHAHAHAH look at Boeing.

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I don't know why, but I feel like fucking Corona-chan. If I fuck her, would that mean I would get infected?

Unironically yes. I loaded up around -9%. More downside might be coming, but it's likely not more than 10%. This is peak freakout, right here, right now. You only need to listen to these spiteful cunts speak to know it.

Some of us are just going to have to die so others can gorge themselves on meat. It's always been this way, until the strong men among us decide to change it. Good luck to everyone.

>How does one guy in the pilot's seat who doesn't know how to fly a plane crash the plane?

THIS IS NOT BLACK MONDAY ANYMORE, THIS IS BLOODY MONDAY

And this is just a 'soft' lockdown. Now imagine when they start rolling up the troops and confining people to their homes as France is doing at this very moment.

and the bulls were so happy this morning

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>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

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I WANTED -3000 WTF THIS IS BULLSHIT

THANKS DONALD DUMP
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its not locked down the same way wuhan is, get back to me when they start closing the bridges

no she would have gone to war with Russia instead

Let's hope. It's really the only way for it to fix itself.

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It would if the gov's/fed's knee-jerk response wasn't to start throwing trillions of dollars at it to try to keep the bubble afloat

so I don't have to fear that I'll die as virgin?