/smg/ - Stock Market General

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JUST WOKE UP WHAT HAPPENED AAH

who /comfy/ here watching the world collapse?

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WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
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It's closing at -13 LMAO

this shits going to get pumped tomorrow isnt it?

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

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JUST CLOSE IT ALREADY,STOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS THE END
MY ONLY FRIEND, THE END

HOLY SHIT HELP ME
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Why did I waste my money on puts when I could have just but TVIX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
I'm cashing out Yas Forums

STOP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I dont care about economy I just like red arrow going down

so whats trump saying

>Since two weeks ago I've more than tripled my portfolio
Fuck I never knew I could be so excited about a recession.

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

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19K SOON

STOP SELLING

NOOOOOOO
HELP MEEEEEEE

PROTECTION!
BUT NOT FROM THE VIRUS

Should I buy calls?

That's fucking Trading right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging playing safe by sitting 30 year long index bullshit. Men puke, men shit their pants, men jump from office windows as the DOW implodes, men delivering their new born baby on the trading floor. Fucking hard core dick in the ass margin calls, and liquidations.

>JULY OR AUGUST
shit

KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING

So many stocks on sale, based trump MAGA!

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could he made it any worse

BUY TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGH TEST SALES COMING!

SQQQ? Thats cute

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>-12%

FASTER YOU RETARDED BOOMER

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ISN'T THAT HISTORICALLY LOW?

not buying at (today's) bottom, going to wait for green tomorrow to roll into more puts and sqqq

real panic selling hours

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

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DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
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PUMP IS OVERHEATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You deserve a (you).

i have $10000 on hold boys what do i hold overnight?

2 hands on bottle time

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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

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FUTURES ARE -12%
AFTERMAKERT MOVES WILL CRASH TOMORROW, 2 SECOND BREAKERS, IT'S OVER WE ARE NOT GETTING OUT THIS TIME

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ORANGE MAN SAVE ME

I only masturbated once today, but cam 5 times today thanks to the Happenings.
I love dead corona bodies in the streets, especially the grannies.

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YOU FUCKING WHAT

To fool the retards

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

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Being a bull right now isn't even funny, it's absolutely retarded.

pne

Hold sqqq over night or cash out?

OHHHHH IM COOOOOOMING

ahhhh

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AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT
SHE'S KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS WERE WALKING ON BY
HER SOUL SLIDES AWAY
BUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN AnGER I HEARD YOU SAY

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The market will be at record highs once Corona shit is over and before the election in November

We've had 2,000 point gains for no fucking reason these past two weeks so there's no reason to believe it won't shoot back up quickly. Screencap this.

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IVE HURT MYSELF TODAY

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SPY under $200 by end of month.

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13.5% Russel 2000

>12%
IT'S OVER

Everything's trading like the biggest economic report of the year just came out except nothing is calming down.

12!!!!!!!!

put tqqq

>Do you have the number?
>N-no
SELL SELL SELL SELL

12
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DOW SUB 20,000 COMING IN HOT

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FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

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DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER (PROBABLY) user

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it's over

stfu cub

Hey guys, how are the markets to... my word!

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>load up on ammo and canned foods
>prepare for roving bandit tribes until august

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He's smiling user

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HERE WE GO

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youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

Hell yeah brother. It's murder on the floor down there. Bet you anything theres gonna be first fights and blood and beer all over wall street. Fuckin A this is a man's market now

WE'RE GONNA HIT A BREAKER BEFORE CLOSE

When will the based orange man save the economy?

1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS

WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED

YES BUY CALLS ON TEST KITS AND LABS ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING THE NEWS OR WHAT IDIOT

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god damn I was stupid for not just putting everythign in this

Because it's all that's left, protocol can go fuck itself, this is war bucko. France full lockdown for 15 days. Reforms stopped. 300 billion unlocked to super dead shops.

It's happening.

BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
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Sava needs to drop down more

IT'S OVER

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ALL THREE BREAKERS WILL BE TRIPPED ASAP TOMORROW
BLOODY TUESDAY WILL BE COMING

Are you fucking retarded? The bubble has popped, there is no going back up. The financial system was in worse shape than it was in 2008, the virus was just the trigger.

priced in you fucking retard you deserve to lose it all

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we're going for the 3rd highest stock market percentage loss.

You dumb fucks its past the time, no breaker until 20%

Russel touching -13

>DONT GET THE TEST

SHORT ON THE WAY DOWN LONG ON THE WAY UP

TWELVE PERCENT

KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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2800

2800

2800

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tomorrow might not bounce. We're only getting more and more bad news. People don't actually have hope anymore, especially since Trump confirmed that the recovery isn't happening for months. Tomorrow is flatline at best.

Shorts will cover 2 minutes before we close and we we'll rocket up.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW

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it's gonna be an entire week of blood isn't it

START PRINTING NOW

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I LITERALLY JUST DUMPED MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS

Oh we closing at 12% user LOL

You think yourself as some kind of philosopher but it's common fucking knowledge, the greater the recession the greater the recovery.

>i think i can speak for the professionals
we're gonna hit 19k today aren't we

>DON'T GET TESTED

lolfuckingl

>The United States of America as we know it, is over. I'm signing out for the final time, may God have mercy on our souls.
Jesus Christ Trump

OH JESUS

Cash

HO
LEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

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>The financial system was in worse shape than it was in 2008

No it isn't

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yes

Goddamn I'm so glad I cashed out a couple weeks ago lmao

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VXX Calls

GUYS IM SCARED. IM FUCKING SCARED GUYS.

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>dont get tested

Donald trump.

Back at the day's low.

>all those people who thought it was over on friday

Can we make -3000?

More like an entire month. Get ready for the bloodbath.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

TOTAL MASSACREEEEEEE

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BI
BLI
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13.8%

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Russel 2000

FASTER!

-12% IS THE BOTTOM
GET IN BULLS!!!!
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

2900?
2900?
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2900?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIBLICAL

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GET DABED ON YOU FUCKING NIGGER PERMABULLS

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>He can't even describe the test
HE DIDNT TAKE IT LOL

TRUMP YOU'RE SCARING THEM AWAY FROM THE TEST YOU FUCK

OH GOD NEW LOW

I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE

PULL YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW BANKS ARE GOING INSOLVENT

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>BEARCHADS UNITE!

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just watch the 5 minutes and scalp the fuck out

NOOOOOO

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BUY DGX!!!! BUY LH!!! BUY TEST LABS AND TEST MAKERS!!! QGEN TO THE MOON

THIRTEEN THIRTEEN HOLY FUCK

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

1987 IS SAFE user... RIGHT?

We're aiming for spot number 2, check'em

IT NEVER ENDS

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>D O N T GET THE TEST

AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGG

It’s over 3000 and rising!!

Never thought beign a poorfag is a good thing in times of crisis.

Let the /comf/ flow bear boi

ATTENTION ALL!
WE ARE NOW IN 1929 LEVELS OF DROP!
EVERYTHING IS FINE!
DO NOT PANIC!

MODS PLEASE PLAY youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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OH MY GOD MY SAVINGS

SOME ONE HOLD ME PLEASE

I WAS THINKING MONDAY WAS GREEN AND HAD 17K IN TQQQ
FUCK

ME

OH MY GOD

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THIS

Who here /VIX/?

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CAN WE GET TO 3K??????

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START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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LMAO

2ND LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER

Called it =3

YOU'RE RETARDED
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HERE COMES THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

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>Coff cofff yes thest is negativCOFF COFF

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We're all sons of bitches now

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PAST GREAT CRASH I REPEAT PAST GREAT CRASH

-13
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3000
3000
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3000

Holy shit we're gonna end on the 2nd largest percentage drop for the DOW
Nice

CLOSE THE MARKET CLOSE IT ALREADY YOU FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-3000 POINT??????
NO WAY RIGHT ???

The more he talks the lower it gets

>13%
13%
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13%

WTF

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Oh my God

Oh it was a test, a scary unc-c-comfortable test there was some strong testing, they had doctors and they tested me don't waste the tests

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2nd
>You best start believing etc etc

TOP DOCTOR OF AMERICA SAYS MILLENNIALS ARE GOING TO LEAD US THROUGH THIS CRISIS

WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!

Ho Lee Phuk

-12.5 %, America is finished!

HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!

13!!!!!!!!!!

-13%
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GO, CORONA-CHAN, GO! YOU CAN DO IT! 19K!! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!!

You're an actual retard. All we did after 2008 is pump in money and make the bubble worse. This isn't even debatable. The system is in orders of magnitude worse than it was in 2008 it isn't even comparable.

BULLS ARE YOU OK?
BULLS ARE YOU OK?

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13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang

>-13 HOLY FUCK

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>NOW JUST 2,000

DOW - FUCKING 3000

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FUCK
AMERICA

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OH MY GOD

20,000
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Historic.

ITS HITTING 13 % SELL GUYS SELL FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Pirate golden age was the best time to be alive imo.

>-3000

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CAN'T WAIT TO KEEP BUYING
WOOOOOO

ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT TO #2?!?!?!

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TURN THE MARKET OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK

>-13
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BASED TRUMP. Saving the economy once again!

NASDAQ BELOW 7K

WE'RE GOING DOWN TO 19K HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A FUCKING BLODBATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ITS OVER 3000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS

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20,182.30-3,003.32 (-12.95%)
As of 3:57PM EDT. Market open.

Go 19XXXXX
DO IT

Trump will lose the election to a damp cloth if the market keeps crashing.

>almost didn't buy more SPXU
whew that was close

WHAT A HISTORIC TRUMP PUMP
1929 LEVELS OF PUMP

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UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
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>UNDER 20K
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>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
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>UNDER 20K

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY

3000 WTF

DING DONG DING DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

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AHHHHHH COME ONE GO DOWN

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN Yas Forums IS ALLOWED TO ELECT A PRESIDENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Loaded up on puts
>Now seriously considering that the market is over-reacting, tomorrow will be green (by a small percent, but still green) and I'll get bogged

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They completely shut shit down before that % nowadays. 1987 is permasafe. If we hit second it will be the worst attainable drop on record.

-13% @ -3053

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET TRUMP
MY FUCKING SAVINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

19K HERE WE FUCKING GO

ONE MINUTE TO CLOSE

CAN WE REACH -13.5???

VIX FUCKING 80
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

MOMMY MY MONEY NUUUU

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YUP - 13 %

19,999??????

DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW

I closed my short expecting a 1 day pump tomorrow but seeing the panic mounting I'm beginning to think tomorrow will also be a dump day

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all he had to do was not fucking talk. what the fuck dude.

hhehe

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QUICK RUNDOWN PLS
WHAT DID TRUMP DO NOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING

SHAKING LITERALLY SHAKING

Ding ding ding ding

IT'S JUST A FLU? NO, THIS IS THE GREAT DEPRESSION v2

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BROKE 20K!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!’

It's happening

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BEST FUCKING TIMELINE

FUCKING SELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ITS WORSE THAN 1929 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"THE MILLENNIALS ARE THERE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO SPREAD IT. PLEASE MILLENNIALS DON'T SPREAD THE 401KORONAVIRIS"

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>youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ

>youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ
>youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ

20K IS THE BOTTOM
BUY BITBEAN

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WE'RE ALREADY THERE

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lol goyim laugh when I said dow bottom is closer to 12k than 20k. Just wait until California and New York are under full quarantine.

Yay! We came off the low and - -- FUCK!

its ogre

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Good job Trump

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I'm numb. This is not fine.
Yup. Not at all.

2nd largest % drop
Largest point drop

I'D RATE IT A TEN

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NUMBER
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LARGEST
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JUST HOLD BRO THE RETURN TO THE MEAN BRO LOL

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ALL OF MY GAINS LOST TO THE WINDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>-3,000

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T E N

REMEMBER TRUMP A MONTH AGO
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

Remember where you are tomorrow morning. You want to be able to tell your kids what you were doing when the dow went back under 20,000 forever.

3000 POINTS DOWNW WHA T FUCK TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Keep buying
I'ts going to be great

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12.94

-13.23%

-3,000 points. 13% drop. The largest single day drop in history.

−3000.6 (−12.94%)
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−3000.6 (−12.94%)
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ORANGE MAN KILL VIRUS IN AUGUST/JULY

we fucking did it bros

FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%

That Pitty Pump at the end. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

It probably will be slightly green. Dont sell your puts though, it will be slightly green and then rest of month will be red.

3000 points. Holy shit.

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NQ UNDER FUCKING SEVEN THOUSAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He gave up on the stonks he wants to actually lead the country now

>10
10
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I closed all my calls on SQQQ and SPXS.
Did I make a mistake?

Mfw millennials give no fuck and murder boomers intentionally through spreading virus

-12%
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HIGHLY INFECTED COUNTRY

They already started

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>Trump says no lockdown
>expect a lockdown by Wednesday

well i just bought spy calls cause i think we are at the dip

CAN THIS RETARDED FAGGOT JUST DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK HOLY SHIT

Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
When the union's inspiration
Through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater
Anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker
Than the feeble strength of one?
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
It is we who plowed the prairies
Built the cities where they trade
Dug the mines and built the workshops
Endless miles of railroad laid
Now we stand outcast and starving
Mid the wonders we have made
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
They have taken untold millions
That they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle
Not a single wheel can turn
We can break their haughty power
Gain our freedom when we learn
That the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
In our hands is placed a power
Greater than their hoarded gold
Greater than the might of atoms
Magnified a thousand-fold
We can bring to birth a new world
From the ashes of the old
For the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong

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T E N

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SO WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW user?

2999.75
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>2999.75
THERE STILL IS AFTER MARKET IT CAN GO UNDER 20K

PUMP IS ON AGAIN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WORSE THAN ANY DAY IN 1929

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Actaive crab-18, PUMP IT

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DING DING DING
GET READY FOR THE JEWS TO COME OUT AND PLAY

Lol. My puts went from -50% to like -5% before close. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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2999

So fucking obvious

WE ARE FUCKING CLOSING UNDER 20K TONIGHT

it touched -13% for a moment
fuck me, I remember when -400 points made headlines and now we're seeing -3000

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>-2999
Yep, not -3000, not -13. Crisis averted. Bull run tomorrow.

He talk, stonks go down.

>Drumpf tells the truth about the virus and that it's very bad and very contagious
NOOO FUCK YOU TRUMP MUH MARKETS!!!!

>Drumpf lies and says it's all okay and will be over with next month
DRUMPFY IS EVIL THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!

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One can hope. I'm targeting 4/3 expiry

>-2999

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Tenshi!

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LMAOOOOO @ UR LIFE

lol at the pump to get it below 3k

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USA would be Italy right now if he didn't do that

THE FUCKING FED TOOK AWAY OUR 13% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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CHECKED

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the market isnt fucking stopping wtf it hit 13% ffs STOP ALREADY

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.02%, apologies to the rat but the wind is blowing. Keeping portfolio in hard neutral for time being, I fully admit I am not capable of trading what seems to be coming down the pipe. Strapped in for full quarantine, sorry I haven't been posting much. Stay safe.

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Market's closed, it's second largest drop ever now

Not true black monday was -20%

>2999
>2999
>2999

BULLS BTFO YOU WANTED THAT 3K FAGS AND DIDN'T GET IT.

GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP

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Dead goyim bounce to 21 000, back to collapse on Wednesday

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART

DOW WORST POINT LOSS EVER
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HISTORIC

They spent billions of dollars to keep it up 0.25 points

Come on bobos we can do this! Let's short it to zero!

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE THOUGHT ESPECIALLY NEGATIVE COLLECTIVE THOUGHT. THIS SHIT IS GONNA REACH ZERO EASY. VISUALIZE IT EVERY DAY IN YOUR MIND AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY I'M NOT KIDDING

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>2999
Fuck this gay system

Don't you mean "VIRUS KILL ORANGE MAN IN NOVEMBER"?

Depends on your risk tolerance, I'm holding because I think we'll lose another 20% when New York goes under full lockdown, but cashing out now is understandable

Jokes on you, USA will be Italy in two weeks

Yeah why didn’t it stop?

STOP PUMPING FEDNIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

saved

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HOLY FUCK BOIS WE LIVING HISTORY LITERALLY

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DOES THE BUCK STOP WITH YOU

Apologize

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Yeah thats far enough away you will be golden.

WE ARE OFFICIALY AT THE SECOND WORSE DROP OF ALL TIME

THIS IS GOING IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

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MARKETWATCH IS OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!

-2999

fucking kek, is this price baiting at retail?

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GREEN TOMORROW, LOAD UP ON PUTS

>could have just cashed out at EOD and made a quick 1K

Fuck it, holding these puts overnight

Probably short calls.

S and P -11.99 WTF SO CLOSE

No circuit breakers after 3:30.

They called me stupid when I said DOW 17,000

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want it burning. I want it fuckign dead

No circuit breakers last 20 mins of market hours

BLAME CANADA!

SHAK, GAP, PLNT, SBUX

any other good shorts?

CHECKED

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Based

You dumb? Italy was among the first countries to stop China flights

kek

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE BOOMERS

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I've been betting on NY for a little while, they should announce it any day now.
I might get back in tomorrow if we're green.

BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS

>-12.9 back up from -13
BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

"DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP LMFAO STONKS ONLY GO UP. ITS A BEAR TRAP"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BLACK MONDAY

Exit scam confirmed

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you guys ready to live under socialism now or are we going to have to have another over -10% day?

this is not black monday anymore, this is blood red mondy

We're just back to early 2016 valuations. The crash hasn't even really started.

FUCK YOU TRUMP
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Up 37% with UVXY pop at the open and Shorting the Dow all day.

It might actually be red again, shit is hitting the fan, Dow at 15k by Friday

400 posts BEFORE ARCHIVE

WHO /comfy/

Hahahaha

PINK MONDAY

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If even a few months of operations stopping was enough to bring down the system, it deserved to fall in the first place. No one wins here, is the takeaway. Those profiting are going to end up with piles of paper worth less than actual toilet paper. I hope you have stockpiles of things that are actually useful, because we're going back to bartering.

new thread

BREAKING: DOW JONES FALLS BY 13% IN A SIN-

Wait, it didn't reach 13%? Phew, ok, scrap that news.

Lmao, it was closed at 3054, but somehow it ticked down juuust enough to 2999.

Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
They say in Harlan County
There are no neutrals there.
You'll either be a union man
Or a thug for J. H. Blair.
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
My dady was a miner,
And I'm a miner's son,
He'll be with you fellow workers
Until this battle's won.
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Oh workers can you stand it?
Oh tell me how you can?
Will you be a lousy scab
Or will you be a man?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Come all you good workers,
Good news to you I'll tell
Of how the good old union
Has come in here to dwell.
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?

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>2nd worst drop in history at the very moment the president is talking
No amount of propaganda can stop this depression

gabpitalism btfo

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Lmfao at that bitch telling us to help boomers. Fucking eat shit, garbage generation.

Again?

SUB 19K TOMORROW
ALL THREE BREAKERS
BULLS ETERNALLY BTFO
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN THE DOW FUCKING DIES

This is 4d chess. Saying it may last till Aug. Is priming the market for bad news so that when good news comes the response is even more exaggerated to the upside.

holy fuck
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
700 people died yesterday
previous highest was around 400
people are literally going to be dying by the thousands soon

Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
When the union's inspiration
Through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater
Anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker
Than the feeble strength of one?
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
It is we who plowed the prairies
Built the cities where they trade
Dug the mines and built the workshops
Endless miles of railroad laid
Now we stand outcast and starving
Mid the wonders we have made
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
They have taken untold millions
That they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle
Not a single wheel can turn
We can break their haughty power
Gain our freedom when we learn
That the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
In our hands is placed a power
Greater than their hoarded gold
Greater than the might of atoms
Magnified a thousand-fold
We can bring to birth a new world
From the ashes of the old
For the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong

The market will take care of itself...

>4stats.io
>236%
New record here too.

can you stop trying to force this meme

The market will take care of itself
>The market will take care of itself
The market will take care of itself
>The market will take care of itself

>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

Now that Trump has finally given it to the people straight, the markets can work on pricing this shit in. People need to figure out how to keep supply chain operative through the coming weeks and we'll be able to pull through this.

lol

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THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

UP 16.17% - Just bought 2000 shares of SES, a canadian based company. Hoping tomorrow to see a nice return on the deadcat bounce

He's not wrong . The FED should stop pumping.

And I quote:
Reporter, "the market just crashed 3000 points what are you gonna do about it?"
Trump, "the market will take care of itself"

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Lol no. How the fuck do you work through this. Supply chains destroyed. Almost all business gone for months. This is a reset and it’s popping every giant fucking debt bubble in the world.

>That fag Abe Lincoln
How is this picture supposed to make me feel?

>mfw oklahoma will be fine
Oil's fucked but like I said in /trash/ ; beer is in stock. We'll be fine.

REPENT PORKY

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youtu.be/Oa-ae6_okmg

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