Air canada about to go under $20 boys. Airline bailouts when?!
Noah Foster
when I go to sleep tonight my head will feel so comfortable on my soft pillow and I will enjoy a deep and restful sleep with dreams of cute anime girls and that sort of thing because when I go to sleep tonight, I will own more stocks than I did when I woke up this morning.
Gonna get another week of capitulation then rip maybe earlier if thhey get enough puts sold
Logan Reed
>trying to time the market
just strengthen your hands nigga
Carter Sullivan
>We can't! We must, it's the only way. >But it's economic suicide! Once we unleash this monster, it'll be nigh impossible to contain! Sometimes, Jerome, to end one crisis you must unleash another. We've had it too good for too long. >What do we tell the public? The bankers? The traders? What do we tell them? We tell them this: "Pick a god, and pray."
Peachy keen, just got some 10k stacks from the bank, cleaned my shotguns and one of my pistols last night, and I'm not a degenerate using leverage or margin!
I am using dirty -3x ETFs tho, because my puts expired early February (so many DB puts since last june, needed them to be one month longer...)
so i can only buy and sell so much in a three day clearance even with settled funds? why the fuck can't i use all of my money immediately for the full amounts ;-;? good faith violations my ass
time to go all in on DEENZ boys, you literally can't lose
Austin Allen
MULTITRACK DRIFTING
FUCK EVERYONE!!!
Jackson Nelson
Nah. It's more
>Jerome, the number is still red Yes, Mr. President. But, as I keep saying, negative interest rates is something we can't afford to use. >My campaign can't afford for that number to be red Mr. President, all due respect, this is bigger than your campaign. >Listen, you little shit. If you don't do it, I'll get someone else who will. I am the Supreme Commander. I can fire you for any reason. >I'm going to make it real simple for you, Jerome. The number is red. Your job is to make it green. >Do you understand, Jerome? MAKE IT GREEN. (click)
Jordan Hall
More free money to the banks won't help anything, the next response will have to come from Congress in the form of a stimulus bill. But no one will believe Trump when he tells us it's around the corner because he cried wolf with the "trade talks are going well" meme last year. So, buy puts.
Joseph Cruz
For how long will they be pumping?
Ethan Thompson
>480 USD
That stock is overbloated as fuck, surprised its not sinking.
damn, I have a buddy who is all hardcore about tesla and keep buying them. It is like watching the shitcoiners
Nathan Turner
I believe Jerome is a smart enough boy to not unleash this beast upon us but with that fat orange dipshit screaming into a speaker phone at him constantly who knows how long he can hold out
Fed used all their power wait for after lunch stagnation 2pm to 3:30pm will be pure chaos, and with some lucky maybe even during trump speech as he announces a lockdown in NYC (New jersey just did so it's possible)
On the road to five digits. I'm too risk averse so its been a bit slow. I don't gamble more than 5-10% of my portfolio in one go and I only go for positions that have a likely chance of 100% to 200%.
fuck this shit I am out and I don't see it safe to be getting back in unless I want to try timing the market what is the most retarded babby-tier safe ETF?
Kayden Perez
Isn't that like the gdp of UK or France?
Zachary Richardson
God damn I waited forever for this shit to dump and bailed last week because the greeks were fucking my ass
Kayden Morales
It won't be enough
Holy fuck
Dylan Carter
Kudlows claiming the stimulus being proposed adds up to 800 billion lmao they're literally shoveling money into a furnace at this point Jerome is going to be fired within two weeks at this rate, I'm not even memeing.
What does this actually mean to a brainlet like me?
>500 billion repo I assume they 'print' 500 billion extra, where does that go / who owns it and how does it prevents total crashing?
I dont get it..
Austin Foster
the talk now is that the Fed and Treasury are getting along very well, Steve Munch at least is on the same page as the Federal Reserve chair. I think we don't go negative, even Trump knows how much that would make the normies panic.
>finessing >spending half a trillion at a time to prop up the market +1% for about 5 minutes at this point all this shows is the jailors have lost control of the asylum, they're showing panic but it's not workng
Christian White
I cannot point it out enough, if you are under 40 years old and aren't accumulating Exxon or some for of Oil cheapies (not ETFs, actual stock) you are missing out, its literally the most on sale shit ever and is guaranteed recover, this should be priority number 1 for zoomers
Thomas Ortiz
The negative sign of the value is a pathway to many abilities economists consider unnatural.
Assuming the world doesn't fucking implode, this. You'll make out like that guy who bought all the Hershey stock in the middle of the depression and gave it out to a bunch of people and now there's a town that *just has bunches of millionaires in it*.
Luke Johnson
Source?
Adrian Edwards
does anyone really, actually believe that the banks won't engage or isn't already engaging for in buybacks?
Lucas Carter
carona virus is bad for your health.
Colton Robinson
>the original masters of social distancing Shots fired! lol
Brandon Peterson
we should just use imaginary rates instead (sqrt(-1))
It goes to the market as they try to stabilize thing, pumping stocks and trying to look calm, but after all the things that try tried with no sucess (0%, 1.5 trillion last week, 2 trillions last month) not only it doesn't work or help, send panic across the market, makes the Dollar more devalued, as money lose its power when there is more of it, so people can charge more as there is more money, it also sends more panic because its the govt and the feed basically screaming and on fire.
Brandon Taylor
Should I buy a shitload of UBER calls? The virus can't last forever and people have to get back to work eventually.
Justin Mitchell
Why is gold down if this is really a bear market??
Alexander Reyes
Combustion engine is obsolete Zero point energy infinite clean fusion ion propulsion SOON
Jetpacks for everyone!
Jaxon James
based and saved meanwhile half a trillion in fed printing can't keep the market above -7%
>The virus can't last forever and people have to get back to work eventually. By the time the virus peters down there won't be a work to get back to.
Ayden Foster
LODS OF EMONE
Ryder King
it's part of their repo operations, it was announced last week
Asher Roberts
what site is that?
Grayson Sullivan
Uber is a zombie Corp. buy puts in quarter 3 or 4. They have no profit only debt. You really don’t know what the fuck is going on do you?
Jack Jenkins
Remember when QE was infrequent enough that they were able to label it?
Connor Long
because you're a newfag shoeshine boy
Carson Taylor
The floor traders got temperature checked today too
Colton Foster
Always has an initial sell off with a rally near or around market bottom. At least historically. Look at 2008 for an example. Who knows this time though.
Caleb Kelly
Because people are selling it to cover their margin calls
Jose Robinson
Who else ready for Donald "The Pump" Trump to make it rain today
