/smg/ - Stock Market General

The final breaker edition

brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584366541900.webm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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WTF IS THAT 1% SPIKE STOP PUMPING FEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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CHAIRMAN POWELL WHERE ARE YOU???

WE NEED A STICKY MODS

LET IT ALL BURN

AM I REALLY THINKING OR AM I JUST DREAMING WELL I DONT KNOW
I AM TIRED OF LIVING AND I AM SCARED OF DYING
I AM TIRED OF LIVING AND I AM SCARED OF DYING

How low we getting today? I feel like (((they))) won't allow the S&P to hit the second circuit breaker.

What's the bottom? 2008/2009 level?

fidelity or schwab?

HERE WE GO LADS PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

>This is the end, my only friend, the end

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You know how we can stop this? Imagining more money.

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FUCK YOU FEDS STOP PUMPING AND START DUMPING

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HAHAHAHAHA
BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND

Finally back, thank you market crash

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BETTER GET USED TO DOG FOOD TRUMP-SUPPORTING BOOMERS

OY VEY MY SHEKELS

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG DAYYY

WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND

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Ok, so why are inverse ETF's dropping?

When it drops to 19k, Orange Hitler will lose the election.

>Quotierungseinschränkung

GUYS
THIS IS NOT FUNNY

MY 04/17 2300 S&P500 PUTS SHOULD BE PRINTING RIGHT NOW AND THEY FUCKING STOP TRADING? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

ZE BOOMERS BOUGHT?
DUMP IT

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>these artificial pumps

el em ayy ow

They are DESPERATELY trying to keep it above 20,000 holy fucking shit

WHEN DO I SELL MY SPY PUTS? I MISSED OUT ON THE BOTTOM AND I WANT PEAK PROFIT?

thank god.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WE'RE BACK BABY

How are my fellow bearbros making money?

Post dem gains

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PICTURE IT, ONE MILLION POINTS GONE

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Now that the dust has settled why didn’t everyone short the market at this very tweet?

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We're back to Dec '18.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST

Don't forget the FED is removing reserve limits from banks. Today I'm going to research which ones so I can start shorting them two weeks from now. We're literally going to see bank runs in America THIS YEAR.

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

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We're not gonna hit the second breaker

HOLD THROUGH TRUMP CONFERENCE?

Will Trump will once again call a press conference to jerk off some CEOs to fix this?

IT'S OVER.

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Take your (you) and fuck off.

People who bought in when it was cheap are selling for quick cash.

Because we about to pump.

Nice

Yes yes ahahaha let the boomers feel my 2 going into 3 year crypto bear market pain

My only regret is not screencapping all the bullfags on friday.

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apologize

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>ohh here you are
>there's nothing left to say

I'm just a board tourist, is this market crashing or not?

dude, same here, this has been a godsend
(blacked it our for a buddy but its 10k)

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I told you guys this morning ~2350 was the bottom for /ES until November. I hope you bought your calls

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

STOP RUINING MY 401K YOU FUCKING LIBERALS

>My fucking ID ends in "bAIL"
YOU HEARD RNJESUS
BAIL BAIL BAIL

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
I FEEL SO DEAD INSIDE
I THINK I WANNA DIE
I THINK I WANNA CRY
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009

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So who get's the sticky first Yas Forums or Yas Forums place le bets?

can you explain what this means for idiots like me

SALVATION

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EVERYONE FUCKING PANIC

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When is it?

Lame, these gains hardly get me out of bed anymore

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FED IS JUST GETTING STARTED

what call have you bought?

haha money printer go BRRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRKKKKSSHSGHGSGGRHRIFJFFFFFFFFFFFSSHSHHSHSHHSHSHHS
oh god fuck fuck fuck i broke it FUCK

I did this

Bill Mitchell is a fucking idiot. Taleb has been explaining why this is different from the flu since first week of January. Fuck Bill.

Do you think they are actually pumping this?

We're going to another recession aren't we