2008 vs 2020
We need an updated one, its been 27 days now
Which industries will perform the best during the crash? I want to learn a trade.
Whore industry.
Based. I hope user enjoys anal sex.
Not under coronachan
Durex
>tfw enjoy anal but nobody to fuck me
>got corona anyway so w/e
Doubtful.
based
Funeral service is the finest countercyclical
I also enjoy anal sex and the thought of whoring is kinda hot, but I can never clean my ass out properly, there's always more shit and it's actually really off putting
please update
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gang bangs are prohibited but 2-people sex is fine
Improve your diet and exercise. You would be surprised how much exercise makes ir easier to do an enema.
Take it from me when it comes to bottoming.
ITT: we discuss post-apocalyptical money strategies.
Guns
boolits
liquor
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It looks like this is a pseudo-flash crash that will quickly recover if you ask me.
Which would make since as this is all FUD over a flu and nothing to do with the economy itself.
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cities are shutting down small business and yet you dumb niggers keep repeating this. There WILL be damage from this, you cant just halt the economy for a few weeks and then have it start up again as if nothing happened
landmine factories
war proctologists
divorce lawyers
2008 vs 2020 chart
Nah, the flu panic is just the straw that broke the camel's back. This recession has been a long time coming, literally everything is a bubble and the whole economy is built around CONSOOMing, but it's harder and harder to sell people incremental upgrades every year.
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It'll help the economy in the long run as it will teach people that they can easily do their jobs from home and that they don't have to waste so much on travel to please their boomer boss who makes them come to the office out of boomer tradition.
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I am so manly that I like men. No homo.
Fuck all of you. You told me stocks were undervalued on Friday and that we had reached the bottom. It was a fake panic to attack Trump, even though he's done everything right.
Now (((they))) are still selling. Fuck you!!!!
Diapers
HAHAHA nice.
Below 8k today!
if this isnt a shitpost, its your own fault for thinking stocks were unvervalued, how fucking stupid can you be? most of the economies hadnt even shut down, but were promising to after the weekend.
just stop trading forever.
How long are you idiots going to keep saying "it's just a flu"?
Does the fact that multiple entire COUNTRIES have locked down mean nothing to you? With how greedy nations are today, do you really think they would bring their entire economy to a halt and cordone their citizens out of a blind panic?
Tell me, do you actually, legitimately think this is just a flu, or are you simply too afraid to open your eyes to the fact that the world might end up impacting you directly?
>nothing to do with the economy itself.
except for the part where all the major economies in the world are shutting down (partially).
Trump does everything better
>exercise
Do you mean like kegels and shit? I've been lifting for a few months but I haven't noticed any positive change.
>improve your diet
I actually eat kind of a lot of vegetables and roughly a 30%/20%/50% distribution of protein/fat/carbs. Trying to get to 40/35/25 eventually but it's fucking hard, carbs are literally hitler. As in I like them way too much.
I'm 5'8" and have a legitimate bubble butt, but I'm also hairy and also kinda fat right now at 150 lbs. But I guess if someone kidnapped me and forced me to lose weight and shave everywhere and maybe put on a wig I could be cute, haha not saying to haxx my ip and come do it at any time or anything, just ironically in minecraft lol, it's not like I actually want someone to do this and I wouldn't even try to escape if they treated me somewhat humanely haha
hitech/logistics/delivery
Only gangbangs over 250 people are prohibited thus far.
i-is this the end bros
continue the dump
Unironically prostitution
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It's all ogre, sub-20k EOD.
Wtf why my calls are up???
>nothing to do with the economy itself
The FT did a survey in 2018 asking all major american banks if they thought a recession was going to happen in 2020. 60% said yes.
>mfw been shorting the CAC40 daily by buying even more BX4 everyday since march 10. So far I'm up 20k €
This is good actually. You can clearly tell it marks a V-shape which means there will be a drastic rise following this drastic fall, totally unlike the 2008 crisis which had a far more stable fall.
This isn't the correct chart. This is nearly 10 days outdated.
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ITS A VIRAL INFECTION
NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
RETARDS NEED TO STOP POSTING
ITS A VIRAL INFECTION
NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
RETARDS NEED TO STOP POSTING
ITS A VIRAL INFECTION
NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
RETARDS NEED TO STOP POSTING
ITS A VIRAL INFECTION
NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
RETARDS NEED TO STOP POSTING
>BX4
What is this?
>I'm up 20k €
How much did you put into it in the beginning?
>ignoring oil crashing
>ignoring inverted yield curve
>ignoring the P/E
Even without the virus, this would happen, dumbass
Idiot, death rate is still hovering around 100% last I checked...
Weed
Nah. I mean we could be due for a pullback but crashes don't happen without a major catalyst, people err on the side of optimism investing wise
Capitalism is over lmao
This. The sellout is happeneing because boomers WANTED a sellout. Corona was just a trigger that caused the bank runs, as good an excuse as any.
Alcohol and ropes
Frozen foods, unironically
C-cute, post tummy
Hmmm I actually work in a frozen meals factory. I've been thinking they might gain popularity as people stop getting takeaway in the name of "social distancing", and also the rise of single urbanite cunts who can't be bothered cooking
aside from all that gay shit
>ITT: we discuss post-apocalyptical money strategies.
i'm holding supplies for producing alcohol, by the time shit collapses there's nothing people will want more than a drink.
It looks like a flash crash. Flash crashes bounce back.