Ready up your asses when market open

Ready up your asses when market open

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how long till open sir

I'll see you anons that survive corona in the south east china sea theatre of war

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I haven't been able to sleep a wink and I have extreme anxiety.

seconded

You'll calm down and accept your circumstances within a week. I used to be sleepless and extremely stressed until two weeks ago.

9:30am EST everyone’s 401k blows up

I've barely finished my online final waiting for this moment and haven't went to bed. 2 hours 10 min to go

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Blows up meaning good or bad?

Bad

At last. Those money never existed in the first place. The goyim was, as always by the jews, duped.

good

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Do I buy in when the market opens or should I wait until after it closes?

youtu.be/U3A-lJQlrmk

Checked.

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Neither. The markets going down

>tfw poor anyway

And thats a good thing

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Yes I'm aware, which is why I would like to buy stocks and crypto at a discount

Fuck me... I can't fucking sleep. If I dont short this right, I'm jumping off a bridge.

FASTER

calm down user, it's gonna be all right, bobos are gonna make it, don't need to do stupid shit

wait

1hr, 30 min

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

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looks like capitalism and liberty don't help in times of pandemics only communism do the hammer

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>capitalism is BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR haha
socialism brought this crisis

Imagine having that green dildo in and out of your asshole at that speed

I love the evolution of this meme.

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Kek

kek

I don't care about mine. But my parents 401k :(

That's not a problem you should worry about. If they buy into the bull trap that's on them.

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Are they boomers? Fuck em.

Holy kek

feels like it has happened really quickly

Yes,they just turned 60.

wait until when?

Need to go FROST MODE MOOOORE POWEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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superkek

Everyone stuck inside jobless = more creativity

the world might be ending but the OC makes it all worth it

brrr brrr niggas

By far the best meme that came out of this crash

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Apparently King Grifter's public addresses full of misconceptions, lies and outright made-up shit are not terribly reassuring to the markets or the general populace.
I'm in NE Missouri and when the Walmart opened this morning the locals started cleaning it out, despite Dear Leader asking them nicely not to.

Vote for Clowns, live in Clown World.

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One Internet to you. good sir.

Top kek

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Kek

21 minutes?

Kek, this made my day.

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Absolutely saved.

kek and checked.

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found this stream, anyone wanna join me?
twitch.tv/stockstream

Standing buy with a GUSH sell order chambered but not locked and loaded. Gonna wait and see if it's necessary or not, might get fucked.

Brr brr!!
BRRAAAAAPP

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Aaaaand Yahoo says I'm fucked, opening around 0.55. Dammit should have sold at close on Friday, wasn't thinking straight.

Source?

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>Those darn socialist wet markets that were designed as a capitalist way to pull the impoverished out of the gutter by letting them sell the bats near their house as "exotic meat." I hate socialism!
>What do you mean Korea and Vietnam essentially eradicated the outbreak in their regions with socialist policies? Why would any country waste their money on testing their population en masse to contain the fear and spread of the virus with medical intervention and certainty? The big banks will use the money much more efficiently! Print $1.5trillion for them right away so they can trickle down economy, then people will just have enough money to get tested themselves!

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>when i make money it's capitalism
>when i lose money it's socialism

The moment you understand that this is how the average creatura thinks the world works is the moment it will all make sense to you.

all of Yas Forums has led up to this meme
life imitates art

Cool, thanks

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Its not REAL Capitalism! My ideal, perfectly infallible type of capitalism wouldn't fail and definitely wouldn't reproduce the same condtions!

SUB 20K INCOMING

This is the peak of the board I think, I don't know if it's worth visting anymore now

nice

I’m legit going to vomit.

Yo what

Alive just in time to browse dank memes like this