Feels good to be a Nolinker

Feels good to be a Nolinker.

Fuck all you shills that have relentlessly and shamelessly advertised this POS 24/7

Get poor.

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>haha price go down that mean it bad

Haha yep this will be glorious

Lmao look guys heres one of the drones that actually bought into the scam

LINKY's get the rope!

more like
>price go up that mean it good
your printed out of thin air shitcoin was worthless from the day it was printed by the fat scammer. screencap this and save it on your computer so you can read it again once it goes to zero and you stop being a deluded fucktard subhuman gorilla nigger

> everything of value down but let's talk about LINK, an obscure erc 10 shitcoin only popular on an Australian emu racing forum
I'm thinking bullish

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>makes you seethe uncontrollably

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>2 years later
>STILL crying about "you kept spamming the one asset that beat the entire market during the bear market"

Surely you're the same guy all these years right?
The same guy with confirmed mental issues?

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

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> We are a cult
Yes.

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VROOM! VROOM!

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner."

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Why are you addressing posters on Yas Forums when Swift, Google, Oracle, etc. all explicitly got themselves involved in Chainlink?

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off..."

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

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They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

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"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

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They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

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Top fucking kek user. Our kike masters will be pleased. I'll inform discord of your posts.

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good god its over now

Reverse reverse psychology... 4d chess.
If you sell price go down... then they buy. It's 2 shill sides and Its a lol.
I have gambling money I've already written off in this so it's a good watch at least

LINK died once it became the reddit and pajeet coin.

Drone spotted

>reddit and pajeet coin
Link also became the Google and Oracle coin for instance. Your take on that?

>inorganic price pump
>that mean it good
hello newfag, also
>debunked “”””””””partnerships””””””””
>same presentation for 3 years
>can’t beat $5 in 3 years meanwhile ETH hit double digits within a year of launching
>literally no patented technology
>vague largely unproven claims
>transaction fees got jacked up when it was placed under stress

>this guy didn’t sell at $4+ or at least 3.80+
>coping this hard as a result
>still believes the “””””””partnerships””””” are real and actually partnerships
Kek

>hurrr the partnerships aren't real

What is this degeneracy; those companies announced the partnership first.

Anything adopted by Reddit and pajeets tanks to 0

Nano
XRP
Verge
Vechink
Omisegook

etc.

There's no applied use for this technology. It's all a bunch of abstract ideas about how it would work in theory.

Those same companies will be posting losses and downgrading nonessential stuff like Blockchains. True if big guys for you

Holy shit nolinkers are STILL seething

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Kek do your own research newfag rather than relying on Yas Forums memes and larping “””””””insider”””””””” threads

Discord trannies probably cumulatively sold and they are relentlessly fudding kek

So the partnerships weren't fake then... Why you moving the goalposts around so much, fren? Got some ulterior motives or something?

Daily reminder that all insiders using numerology are discord trannies. Insiders with coded knowledge may be legit but could still be discord trannies. Finally intelligent speculation is made by lower tier members like Timo and the telegram mod high on hopium. Simple and to the point corrections of obvious disinformation is made by Steve and Thomas who come here. Sergey once posted full sized version of his new headshot but may interact at other times.

I just lost more than 100K fren that's hard to take so I'm torn between being bullish and wondering how link will moon with coronachan standing in the way...

>Implying I'm hodling right now
eat dick and learn how to invest faggot

>2 years
soon it will be 3 years since it's going back to 0.2

the blog posts were real. the partnerships were not.

the proof is simple, all those partnerships are 12+ months old and there's not a single update on them and zero usage from any of the companies. Also one of the scammer who involved Oracle with the Chainlink scam got demoted.

but you knew that already didnt you? you're just lying to desperately try to pump your bags

I'm glad you never sold btw. Congrats on holding back down to 0.2

Yeah, will they be downgrading non-essential stuff like IT, right?

>the blog posts were real. the partnerships were not.
haha ok buddy

STINKY LINKYS are fucking idiots

>12+ months with no news or usage from any of the "partners"
>literally 3 years with not a single news from swift
>Fernando fired for his involvement with Chainlink
>gravelcoin
>Linkers: the partnerships are real guys!

Holy shit thanks for the kek

>12+ months with no news or usage from any of the "partners"
uhm

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Fuck off with your fake photoshops you piece of shit scammer. Get fucking dumped on loser

Did you even read the google blogpost you coping retard?

>STILL seething

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hahaha keep seething, i will not fucking sell this. It can go to fucking 0. Rich or rags, there is no in between.

>still coping
Kek. Honestly can’t believe there are people who did not sell at $4+, $4.50+, or $4.80+
How many chances do you need to stop being an absolute passive NPC lmao

COPE harder bahahahahahahaah fucking FAGGOTS
COPE COPE COPE
Your fucking finished, get off this site

RIP LINK

Post order history, oh wait... you can't.

Tears and concession.

>He didnt buy the dip