/smg/ - Strangle Market General

wsbeta refugees get out

brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

coughers:

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*coughs on u*

GG NO RE MARKET

> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
they never fixed the bubble
they just made it bigger
from the ashes a new world will be born
out of the ruins
born of fire

you no not want get in cough match with me

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*sneezes into ur mouth directly*

Source on pic now

some things are best left unknown,the market died not an anime grill...

grate her flesh

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dumbass anime poster doesn't even know how to make the thread right

They are analogous desu.
OPs pic is actually some pretty deep commentary.

r u still holding 3x ETFs after Friday or did you bail?

reply with sauce or the market gets it

When will Yas Forums mods realize this board was meant for the stock market, not crypto trash?

I sold because Spy went back over the band and bought some YUM
Euro market should be good for a long tommrow

FUCK TRIPFAGS

Never. There used to be actual business discussion here. About jobs, industry, and the economy. Now it's coins, people throwing EBT money at terrible garbage and 1 stocks thread.

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I'm laughing at how wrong crypto retards were.
It was supposed to be a stable standalone currency. One little recession comes along and it follows the stock market into a plunge.

How high is SQQQ gonna go tomorrow?

it actually crazy tho one aspect that crypto volume spiking like mad here. it do have it place as financial vehicle.

other thing (it not super crypto) but it look like banks.... might actually... be using XRP for settlement O_O

No, NO! Bobo, what are you doing?! Inject the cash!

$10 after the market pumps

My shortsell mistress has returned!
How the hell do I get in on this dump to offset my losses. Can I get into a foreign broker to buy some inverse S&P before US hours?

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Thinking of using this violatile market as a trial run to day trade. Based on how well I do I might make moves to eventually quit and do day trading fulltime.

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>but it look like banks.... might actually... be using XRP for settlement O_O

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Just remember to keep some VERY FUCKING TIGHT risk management, I guess. One shitty candle and your asshole's getting blown out.

I originally was going to make a bot to help me with risk management, but there's no time like the present to test out all the shit I learned.

A bot might not be required, really. Just make sure to get out fast if things go a few ticks wrong, depending on your PRT and account size.

This. Have exit plans, don't get too greedy, learn to set alerts, etc.

Yeah. I know one of the rookie mistakes is to hold, or even buy in more, and hope it'll get better.

Someone explain what is happening. Will the NYC lockdown order help Trumps economy?

Fed is printing money and futures already at their negative limit...

I think they're going to shut down the markets, just fucking close them.

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Forex only option
Maybe long JPY

Absolutely these. Set your upper/lower limits for your gains/losses, and exit without questioning when it's time. Monitor market fluctuations as actively as your schedule permits, set alerts, and protect your capital and gains while you have them, as opposed to getting greedy.

this absolutely cannot happen
it would cause so many types of runs on so many different financial institutions.

markets need stay open no matter what

Reminder it's quad-witching day this week

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Bought SQQQ on friday
Should I buy more tomorrow?

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explain that to me like I'm retarded (Which I'm not denying)

Yo bros I work at grocery store am I fucked? I've gotten so much OT this past week I am making a lot more money than usual.all the college's in my state have closed so we lost like 30 employees. There's no bread on the shelves lol, were out of butter and a bunch of other shit. Am spooked

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Markets are 50/50 going to be closed all week. Gonna be kek

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Why?

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screencapping so many delusional bears for next week

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It can happen.

The people at control aren't on the shorts sides. Keep that in mind.

Know what i'm wearing tomorrow.

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I'm going in on some OTM puts on NFLX at bell. Another user pointed it out earlier, 80x earnings going into a market crash? Not good.

You’ve got one of the only jobs they’re hiring for.
If I had some goddamned masks I might go back to being a stock boy.

A day when the expiration for market index futures, market index options, stock options and stock futures all coincide. If you thought the past weeks were volatile then better strap in

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I would legit drop every single dollar I have into it if it went that low tomorrow

Coronavirus causing a panic and food starting to disappear off the store shelves really puts things into perspective.
Fat girls are an investment worth their weight in gold. When you can't find food and they turn the heat off you are going to be happy that you have a hefty tubbo gf.

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I'm just gonna call it now

Market will be completely closed at least 4 days this week, high chance of 5.

Airline stock has dropped like a stone this past month. Now would be the best time to buy right? Boeing alone fell over 50% this month.

>still have hope after the futures halted
See you tomorrow.

why are futures still frozen?

haha wouldn't it be gross if she like after she died the strangler chick fondled her dead body lmao ewww like if she forcibly scissored a corpse haha gross

unless...

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Food is actually not in short supply.

Toilet paper and hand sanitizer however, is.

Remember

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Because they're done for the night after hitting 5% limit down.

buy incrementally, but yes, buy but not in large quantities, because it will keep going lower, and a company as big as boeing isn't going to fail overnight.

I'm just seeing it happening. I don't agree with it.

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They’d remain frozen even if up 100%
There’s no way to track the market until it opens.

>he thinks Boeing will go back up

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lol boeing is going bankrupt

it will take a few years, but it will once this virus recedes and vaccines bring air travel back to normal levels, and the 737 Max is eventually fixed. It will take a while, but it's always a long game.

haha he peepee in pants

it's always been used as a vehicle for speculation rather than a currency

>ASX

Bailouts for sure

The vaccine will be fast tracked by the FDA so it will be available for Fall 2020

Boeing is too involved in the military industrial complex to fail right now.

Why are liberal shits blaming Trunmp for this? Gonna be hilarious watching the market recover, hit 30 k and Trump win 35 states. GOP will regaun the house as well

Not how it works retard

Buy Snapchat for consumers

Buy Zoom for businesses

Impossible. Boeing is too important for America to let it die. They will get bailed out like a bank.

Shelves are empty in my neck of the woods.

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