/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Misc:
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Dead Meat:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40
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youtube.com/watch?v=BwbHW8MeHDU
youtube.com/watch?v=bfyNlISf_No
youtube.com/watch?v=QpbhSlce_ek
twitter.com/DiMartinoBooth/status/1239372086180806657
twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1239371795917987840
youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc
youtube.com/watch?v=i_RLYSaPvak
twitter.com/AnonBabble

SUFFOCATION

Oil baby oil

*dabs on the bullkeks*

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>doctors

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has the housing market been affected by all of this yet?

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Winnie the Pooh and bobo seem to be distant relatives

0% RESERVES HELD IN BANKS
-- all your money will be gone --
The Rich Have Already Fled NYC
-- they drained the banks dry --
WITHOUT CASH YOU GET TAKEN
RUN, DON'T WALK. GET CASH NOW

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTT

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guys what happens if the market is halted when my puts expire. I'm scared.

already one at
faggot

Dumb. Money is nothing more than numbers written down in computers now now. It shifts from one computer to the next.

my qan (asx) puts went from being 50% up at open to breakeven. JUST

>people think theres a correlation between futures and market sentiment
going to be hilarious when you retards get cleaned because you learned about options on reddit

no one cares dude -_-;
it dont matter

none of these tread matderp

it will be tomorrow

Nah dude, it's over. This is the failure of capitalism.

its over, over, over and out youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40

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Everything is going to crash and the trannies won.

bump

i am a terrible person.

uh based?

Security cucks get out of this general right the fuck now before I pull out the big boy candles.

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dude you don't bump this thread... the care and ubiquitous of this thread is so amazing it surprizes me... we're here.

I love reading the retarded comments
investing.com/indices/japan-ni225

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>Bullkeks clinging on to Nikkei for MUH GREEN
>it's now red

ABSOLUTE STATE

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can someone explain to a brainlet what rate cuts mean other than banks raising fees??

All right, my freezer is stocked up. I'm ready for like a month straight of isolation.

Trump said the biggest pump ever is coming.

i hate being a voice that sings... i have brought so many smiles to too many people... ime so ashamed i was sold out and and said i wouldn't do it anymore... but ended up getting close and loved it more and more... i fucking ahte being me...

FUCK TRIPFAGS

DAB

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I have 2 3/20 $25 Zillow puts, will they print?

Wait for the boomers to start dropping

I can picture it now. Monday morning, Trump steps up to the podium and says "For too long, the young people of this country have been living in their parents houses for free and not pulling their weight That is why I am going to make them pay their fair share. Starting April, every American under 40 will be assigned a 50 thousand dollar debt obligation to support our older population during these troubling economic times, to be re-invested into the market and keep our stock market great!"

Put down the sauce. From what I've seen over the past few days, you're easily influenced. Turn off the screens. Tune in with what's actually going on around you. You're believing the deception.

Dow down 2800 tomorrow

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Rate my positions

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based

why are there 4 threads?

if you are weighed down with debt you have to pay interest on you are probably more leery about borrowing money. If you can get money with no interest you can borrow that money to pay off debt that has interest.

i love more than my girlfriend... love is huge... i have so much love...

youtube.com/watch?v=RVF_H21yg9E

>have TQQQ and SQQQ
>cheapies of oil stocks
>cheapies of crypto

We're playing the long con today boys

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So where did all the bulls go? How are they doing?

I immediately cash my life in for a few dead bodies.

>CHINA FIXED ASSET INVESTMENT (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: -24.5% VS 5.4% PREVIOUS; EST 2.8%
>CHINA RETAIL SALES (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: -20.5% VS 8.0% PREVIOUS; EST 0.8%

Ouch

if you have debt you already borrowed money niggah.... don't do that...

youtube.com/watch?v=BwbHW8MeHDU

GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO DOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO DOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CIANIGGERS

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You know damn well, boss.

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>Power won't go out

holy fug is that legal?

Kike

>not all in on volatility
ngmi

Baggie your gf will ditch your ass if you don't man up.

Muh Nikkei!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IVE BEEN DISTRACTED SINCE THE FED MEETING WHAT DID I MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?

>told self to watch credit spreads
>did not watch credit spreads
Oops

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Nah dude. The bears and the trannies fags from Trapo Fag house are right.

i can be called a kike... but int he gospels from mark... we have to give more and it will take life times. read that bible again... im looking forward to tomorrow and so happy... i'm never going to be defeated.

checked

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bearchads RISE UP

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The bears won.

now green again lol, but in fairness it's going to keep doing this until the BOJ meeting

not a bullkek but it does seem that there's a disparity in the JUSTing each market is taking
Korea barely negative, Hong Kong down 3%, and Australia down almost 7%. Curious to see which one the US follows

sorry if jesus was a jew... but... you can't accept defeat you learn live and grow stronger... i love love... those energies are the best.

SQUEEK SQUEEK

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It's just refinancing debt. Anyone can do it.

Baggie you need professional help. This is just sad. You make drinking uncool.

REPENT

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> Honk honk stonks only go down

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$5 American Airlines puts whose with me?

im not dead... im buying more more more....

you're the losers... i have everything and im the winner. you have no clue how easy this shit is.

NO FOOD AT GROCER

GO ON A DIET

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ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
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Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=bfyNlISf_No

May I suck your Marxist tranny cock? You were so right.

Yes, we've all seen your positions. You've posted it every thread retard.

drinking is not cool... but you forgot to buy two bottles of everlear to make more hand sanitizer.. dip shit. drinking

It's the fucking jannies fault, this should have been stickied since 5pm.

I'm taking out a couple grand tomorrow morning and transferring the rest to coinbase and my trading account. After that I'm going to keep only the minimum amount necessary for auto paying rent and bills. Fuck banks this is out of control.

oil is already recovering and so will the market tomorrow once it reopens

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Baggie it's over, this is the great depression

this song makes me go numb..

youtube.com/watch?v=QpbhSlce_ek

I know it makes bulls seethe, why haven't you posted yours?

KSA will crash you again

With its final breath it cursed us.

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>CHINA BREAKING NEWS

>Jan-Feb Fixed Investment-25.5% ve -2% estimate

>Jan-Feb Retail Sales -20.5% vs -4% estimate

>Jan-Feb Industrial Production -13.5% vs -3% estimate

What is happening right now, with the market upsurge, reminds me of the sudden boost in energy that precedes the precipitous fall in health of a terminally ill patient.

What happened in the FED meeting?

where? says it's down near 3% where I'm looking (Brent)

> United sees $1.5 billion less revenue in March vs last year, warns things getting worse

please tell me this was priced in already

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i'll get together...im going to be ok... im going to be here.... i've only told assholes to kill them self... this is a bear market ok... im sorry too many newbies and filter tripfags. i got plenty of trades that last more than 5 months....

>believing the bat thing
>not realizing this is a bio-weapon created by that lab in Wuhan that was buying research from that professor from Harvard

>What if why try negative rates?

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I have 25,000 to invest and leverage out to 100,000.

But what do?
2x VIX?

source?

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Earnings is the only thing this market cares about. Blue chip stocks swing +/- 10% after an earnings report. "priced in" only goes so far, once a company declares they're going to shit the bed on earnings the stock finally comes down to reality. That first sell off that lasted the whole week was triggered by Apple declaring they won't meet their projected earnings.

LMAO no you should never ever buy airline stocks. They've been a net negative for investors over the entire history of aviation.

twitter.com/DiMartinoBooth/status/1239372086180806657

WHAT
DID
I
MISS!??!

Jerome was on crackly speakerphone saying that data had worsened so they’re doing this stuff and you can call it whatever you want but he’s going to use very specific jargon and not use the phrase QE.

Then the line cut out, and I’m not even joking about that part.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO I SELL MY REMAINING LONGS PRE-MARKET?

ITS TOO GODDAMNED LATE TO HEEEEDDDDGGGGEEEEEEEE

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put her up again...this is my love... two pussies in one photo... and i made the oil painting behind them... i just love them so much it's incredible... sometimes we like... uhh tear our clothes off and just spend all day fucking,,,, she makes me cum so quick...

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So with rates at 0% does that mean I can go get a mortgage virtually interest free?

This kike

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Don't leverage, just buy cheap oil stocks and hold them for a year. The minute the oil price war is over they'll bounce back up and you'll pocket a cool 40% minimum return AND since you held for a year, you get to pay capital gains tax instead of personal income tax.

Alternatively go full leverage on BTC. 4k was the bottom, it's not going any lower.

No it doesn't, but even if you could, would you want to? The housing market just died.

wtf this a stock market thread

YOU DO NOT OILPAINT
NO WAY!!

i love her.. she bites me sometimes.. in public and stuff, and we just kiss... she's literally everything i've ever wanted...

Aussies just broke through previous low of the day since opening btw
now at -7.5%

Hory sheet

how likely is it that if i cash out in april my money will still be worth something?

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>twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1239371795917987840
>[RTRS] 15 Mar - CHINA JAN-FEB INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT -13.5% Y/Y (REUTERS POLL +1.5%)
>CHINA JAN-FEB PROPERTY SALES BY FLOOR AREA -39.9% Y/Y

... Buy low retard

You had me going til that last part...

So then why is everyone saying they are going to refinance and shit?

no chance at all, you will need years to recover your money

i paint in oil... it's ok it an easy medium. art is life.

lol no those are rates for the king and the nobility
peasants like you and I pay 3% minimum, and only if our good goy score is perfect.

two hours to go

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You watch, 100k EOY

Nikkei still crabbing.

TVIX with 10% stop loss

>Those hands
You're literally fucking a 45 year old Asian tranny.

i mean like the money actually being worth something im in uvxy rn

It is all time high right now.
Real estate isn't as quick as the stock market to react. Just wait! Not like the prices are going higher, even if you don't believe they will crash bad.

People have been refinancing for years now as rates went lower. So what. You want both low rates and cheap houses. You can get one right now, not the other!

>171k full-service employees in NY restaurants

>sometimes we like... uhh tear our clothes off and just spend all day fucking
I'd do that with LCIbuyguy if he'd only change his position

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still a half hour before BOJ meeting starts
Aussie market is a bit of an outlier right now, only DAX futures are doing as bad. but still

i destroyed so many paintings... i am an artist... i'm happy i gave enough art away that i didn't burn and destroy my previous paintings.. im an artist... i appreciate art in so many forms, but... oils and a blank canvas might be my favorite...i'm good... like my hand writting was bad... and then all of a sudden my handwrittings became amazing...

>But what do?
Buy Toilet paper. Currency of the Future.

I'm agreeing with you mate. BUY LOW. He said the market tanked. Sure, its about to. And when it does is when you buy.

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i prefer to stick my jaw out... and flash my mustache... im blonde hair blue eye'd jew... who likes not all asian woman... i see differences...

Guys.

I don’t know what to do.

I didn’t have the guts to take losses and buy SH aftermarket Friday...

I can’t imagine ANY good news at this point. The best case scenario is that our banks are solvent and don’t default.

That is the best case scenario: banks stay solvent, or a corona treatment is rushed out and bypasses the FDA.

what's and under or overbite... who can play the horn?... i fucking love instrumentals...

youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc

youtube.com/watch?v=i_RLYSaPvak

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How do people even get a jaw structure like that? Degenerate genes or what?

kek, Marxism really is just a modern religion

Long call banks

BAC 6/21 $28 call

>service workers laid off
>can't pay rent
>cities pass eviction bans (already happening)

Where does this chain lead?

wait... and wait.... get ahead on trades... its sad... you don't find friends in these threads.

Nikkei futures are 3.5% down but Nikkei still at 0.