/smg/ - Stock Market General

it nothing special, life will end someday, me now accepting it...
marvelously

Popular brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Dead Meat:

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nth for bull market

and i want to address all the nothingburger anons out there, how does it feel to be so wrong?

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I'm giddy with excitement for tomorrow

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Fuck bulltards
Fuck redshittors
Fuck jannies

Keep a close eye on oil. It keeps fiddling with $20 range.

First for Corona-chan

It's going to be a show.

stupid Yas Forums kept telling me image had embedded file like WTF no it no

Delayed posting for awhile -_-;

>implying

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instructables.com/id/Grow-Potatoes-In-Tires/

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Australia down 7%. First of the Asian markets.

Another day, another -7% on every exchange worldwide.

This is for the Deflation fags wrong the last thread.

You want inflation, because you believe the Fed.

Fine. You are going to get your wish. During this Depression, you will get Inflation not deflation.

That means, that while everyone is losing their job, prices will INCREASE instead of decrease.

Congrats, you played yourselves fags. Keep sucking the Feds dick.

>it's just a flu, bro
>just liberal media fake news to slander the president

OH NO NO NO NO

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I feel like that announcement made things way worse

Welp I put everything into calls expecting a hard rally and bull run this week. It was nice to know you bros

>just liberal media fake news to slander the president
Weren't they telling us if we aknowledged the virus we were racist?

so this thing is tumbling hard tomorrow right?

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We deserve a sticky t b desu

You cant make this shit up

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But why prices should increase?

Yeah, you dumb nigger. Money decreases in value when there's more in the market. It's why you have positive interests - to take money out of the market. Low/negative rates lead to INFLATION.

kek

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absolutely delusional

>too late
t-too late for what...

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The previous rate cut made things worse too. Emergency rate cuts mean that there is an emergency in the first place.

> it's just a financial plumbing issue, bro

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You get what you fucking deserve b*ll

There's not going to be a fourth dip... right? I'm totally buying FTSE100 first thing Monday.

Bearchads ww@

MOOS BTFO

I lost 50% of my portfolio on Friday as bulls laughed.
Luckily I didn't sell my puts.
FUCK BULLS

I bet if he left things it wouldve been the same if not better

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>CDC: GATHERINGS OVER 50 PEOPLE SHOULD BE POSTPONED FOR 8 WEEKS

>the absolute STATE of the Trump presidency
JUUUUUST

imagine having a weak immune system at a time like this
lol just lol

>people in the market are not thrilled
haha

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It's the opposite, when interest are zero or negative people don't invest and hoard money, while with positive interest people invest in the market.

You're just gunna pretend that shit didn't happen? I'm not even a fan of the president.

This is getting way too retarded for me.

Who holds way high on a pump over the weekend then immediately sells at a 7% loss when more pumping is announced?
The market can do dumb things, and certainly over-react, but this makes zero sense at all.

Time to cash out. At this point it's just bad game of black jack.

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yeah I bought some qqq puts at market open on friday. I thought my money was gone but maybe not

How I feel having held SQQQ over the weekend

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Are you actually from reddit? kys, faggot.

2400 for futures is the bottom for now, but there's a lot of room for it to run down before hit ting that bottom and either boucing or crashing past it.

Holy fuck how pissed are you?

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Gimme ur women, money and land , goyim.

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Why 2400?

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Low/negative interest rates force banks to loan money out instead of keeping it in the other banks. This means that more money is moving in the market. In theory at least. It's an inflationary policy. High interest rates are deflationary policies.

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im from /int, i know nothing about stocks or the market. can anyone tell me how fucked the world is right now? im slightly retarded so make it simple pls

australia SURGING

It was where the last drop hit the lowest point.

cope Yas Forumsniggers

Capitulated weeks ago, but let others talk me out of going cash/shorts.

Didn't buy enough protein bars and water... or masks and isopropyl

It's over

>Everyone who listened to the mainstream media say this was a nothing burger and to stop being racist is getting fucked over
>Market is volatile as fuck
>President I'm totally indifferent to is getting buttfucked
I'm not really sure what to feel.

we're on the brink of societal collapse
unironically

>leftypol spam

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rip i guess

Is calling someone a Yas Forums user still supposed to be an insult?

Reminder... STAY IN CASH, at least for the next month

>surging
>down 6pts
lol

well they're reporting things as trying to save them before "it's too late"
literally those words

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You know the collapse of the Soviet Union?
Think that kind of calamity, but without the fall of the government.
If you have debt or a job that's not a super niche field, you're fucked along with the market.

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but it was down 7% user. a classic bear trap.

Its a compliment buddy

>Doesn't even read what I said
This is why I'm glad I don't pay much mind to the party nonsense.

your money is going to be safer in bonds with negative interest

Haha this is fun to watch

>think of all the money you can make once this is over for like 10 yrs

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ok but I'm trying to make it now, not when I'm a boomer

Yas Forums is unironically the best board

next /biz then Yas Forums

>multiple /smg/ threads active
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STICKY WHEN!?

When you're bartering at night for food and disposable lighters, no one will care about your bonds.

You're not wrong in normal times, or even normal crisis times; but this one is going to be different because it's a systemic problem; and portable wealth is going to be more important than return

live fast die young
>I don't fuck around with options yet, not enough xp

ugh that's the worst...

>Yas Forums is unironically the best board
I just pointed out an inconsistency with something someone said and all the sudden they started screeching at me assuming I was apart of the opposing party to them. This is what I picture Yas Forums as.

NEVER! There's already too many tourists here.

dont start
its just gambling

Seethe amerifat

fuck the stock market, i'm taking my money to chaturbate where it actually gets returns

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>Oil futures somehow still going lower
lmao

He's talking about a liquidity trap.

So youre retarded then, as suspected

like anywhere, mostly idiots but sift through the dirt and you'll find gold

true unless you have years of experience

why are there two /smg/ threads on the weekend lol