/smg/ - Stock Market General

brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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APOLOGIZE

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JUST

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Getting spicy in the comment section
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FINALLY

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Well, this cannot be good.

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STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>mfw I bought the dip

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I’ve learned over the past 20 years running money is that the best way to become a millionaire listening to the economists is to start out as a billionaire.

BEAR TRAP

YOU BROKE IT JEROME

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Thank you Mr. Trump, the world owes you a debt of gratitude

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It didnt do fucking shit, what the fuck this is crazy

PERMANENT RECESSION GENERAL!

I'm unironically going to kill myself if we fall into another great depression. I already have so many mental problems as it is, I just won't be able to take it.

Greatest economist of the 21st century. He was right all along... but people couldn't see because they were blinded by greed. How many movies are going to be made about Peter Schiff in next 20 years?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HELP ME FED MOMMY

MOMMY PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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Dinner's almost ready Bo Bros. Who's comin over?

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Imagine being Jerome Hayden Powell right now lmfao

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>cut the rates last week
>backfires
>do it again
>?

LAST FRIDAY = LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

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All of europe is shut down, what the fuck will interest rates do at this point. Consumers are staying inside for possibly a month to 2 months!!!! THIS IS THE END.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

SQQQ GANG RISE UP

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have you ever even listened to one of these?

>Doubled down on AMD
No way I don’t make it now

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE HOW RED THE FUTURES WOULD BE IF THE FED HADN'T JUST SHOT ITS ENTIRE LOAD

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NTH FOR FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK MIGA RETARDS
AND FUCK (and I can't stress this enough) JANNIES

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BUY PRECIOUS METALS WHILE YOU CAN, VENDORS SOLD THE FUCK OUT ALL ACROSS THE BOARD


ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
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Finally people will realize that without economic growth the market will crash and this time in a brutal way.

>search last thread
>ctrl-f
>0 results for "TMO"

dude are you retards even plugged in to news or what? is nobody watching the free money announcements on MSM right now

i swear, the vast majority of you retards are still cryptokiddies under 25 years of age

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>-4% and falling
BUT IT WAS OUR DAY!! HOW COULD EMERGENCY ZIRP TO PROP-UP THE BANKING INDUSTRY BE BEARISH! NOOOOO! SAVE ME JEROME!

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Literal children could do better than this, at least they have basic pattern recognition

Trumps prediction for stonk trajectory

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You can only post right now if you hold any short ETF or are in a short position

NOT SO FAST MOOFAGS

I'M SO TIRED OF WINNING
MR PRESIDENT PLS STOP WINNING
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY AREN'T PEOPLE HAVING FAITH IN THE FED???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

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So this is the fucking pump? lmao we're all fucked.

>How many movies are going to be made about Peter Schiff
My wall clock with a dead battery would be a great choice of actor to play Schiff in the inevitable blockbuster.

Well they cut rates to zero. So now what? We watch another drop. Oh well. DIS @ $50 is looking mighty appealing.

Jerome's gonna need to crank that at warp speed or Donny's not gonna be happy!

If this does nothing then economy is going straight to hell and EVERYONE knows it.
Might as well just teleport 80% down and start rebuilding from there.

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My friendly silver merchant better honor the price I paid on Friday

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GEE
IT TURNS OUT THAT PUTTING INTEREST RATES TO 0% AND PUMPING MONEY INTO THE ECONOMY
IN THE MIDDLE OF ECONOMIC FORECASTS GETTING WORSE
AND INTERNATIONAL SUPPLY LINES AND TRAVEL GETTING SHUT DOWN
WHILE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC SHUTS OUT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM THE ECONOMY DUE TO QUARANTINE MEASURES

DOESN'T INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THE MARKET

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Hey smg how long should I hold my puts for this week? I have like 5k in SPY WWE and SPCE puts

They're printing an 8 billion dollar bill

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Red Forman checking in

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IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

All they had to do was stop themselves from overreacting. All they had to do was sit back and let it fall. It would have naturally returned, but greedy little boomers just had go for the nuclear option. Now there is no option left. Fuck it all.

FUTURES HALTED

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WE ARE APPROACHING LIMIT DOWN
I REPEAT WE ARE APPROACHING LIMIT DOWN

POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this
>Bullkeks actually think the Fed can game a global virus

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>-4% in 15 minutes
Oh boy

THERE'S NO TP ON THE DAMN SHELVES, NOTHING'S FIXED

ZIRP has been priced in since the previous rate cut

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ITS OVER

THE MARKET IS FIINISHED

In a market that wasn't being manipulated it'd be a super safe bet to hold them for as long as possible, its only going to get worse over the next two months.

With all of the shady shit they're doing with these money injections and QE and all that bullshit who knows.

God damn I should have gone all in SQQQ I knew it!

Interest rate cut always result a temporary sell off people go to bonds. QE however will pump liquidity long run, a lot

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This was too fast. These are their last cards in the deck. Wtf happens now

I bet if the bullfags on here were around on 9/11 they would have bought the dip inbetween the first and second tower getting hit

>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS

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MOOMOOFAGS WHERE ARE YOU?
WE ARE HERE TO PLAY!

Red rocket standing by

FUCKING KEK KEEP BRRRRRRRRRRRRING BOOMER FAGGOTS

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WE HAD ONE BLACK MONDAY YES

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND BLACK MONDAY?

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But who could have foreseen such an outcome? Surely this is 84d chess.

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its just all the orders filled from friday going through, they are about to pump based on new news

THE LOOOOVE YOOUUU TAAAAKE

You're all memeing and shit but this is fucking unbelievable.

youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
>youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
Thread theme.

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Holy shit did dow already hit limit down?

LOOK AT THIS DELUSIONAL BULL
LOOK AT HIM

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a permanent bear. I'm looking forward to buying some nice KO at $20, AAPL at $80, owing my first BRK.A for $50K

hahaha...yeah man i agree :)

this

kek

With all this fucking volatility, and if we open down, how the fuck can we justify buying puts?

What're people thinking for moves tomorrow? I really wanted some mid April 240p but idk how now.

Only 1000

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> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED

ITS OVER. ITS OVER. SELL EVERYTHING.

NICEEEEEEEEEEE

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Has CoronaChan caused the greatest happening of all time?

>tfw held on to 3 grand of an inverse etf over the weekend
Feels good. Today's gonna be a slaughter, especially in europe.

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>JARED JARED PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE, MNUCHIN DO SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT WHERE THE FUCK IS POWELL PUMP IT YOU WORTHLESS FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There shouldn't be anything to worry about. We'll be fine.. Just buy GUSH.

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Check the thread before that sweatie

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Well at least oil is doing good

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Newfag here

what's all the fuss about?

Print money everyday

Fed rates were 0% for 8 years under Obama
tell me what that did

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BERNAKE WE NEED YOU BACK

no

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KEK MY STOCKS INTO PIECES

-10% today, bearbros.

He also said, a year ago, the fed was going to raise rates. He covered both side on this.

welcome to Yas Forums

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We took economic viagra because our dick was getting limp. Our alcoholic doctor kept telling us to up our dose until and our heart fucking exploded

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Truly shit like this is why the idea of "globalization" is very bad. When you can't even get TP or PT, you know basic shit, you know shit's fucked. I don't think they even make both in the U.S anymore. Like all other shit it's been outsourced.

FUTURES HALTED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Circuit breaker hits at -5% right?

Nikkei and DAX also down

>WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
you still don't get it.

FUTURES LIMIT DOWN ALREADY
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The Federal Reserve just unleashed insane, drastic measures to combat economic downturn. The market futures for tomorrow are blood red despite them.

just lost half my portfolio

printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Metal fags get in here, we comfy!

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THEY DIDNT EVEN LAST 30 MINUTES

BULLKUKS ETERNALLY BTFO

What's he thinking right now, /smg/?

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What should i so as an european?

What happened did they halt it early?

lel, apparently it's whenever the fed fucks up too. aint nothing moving.

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i dont feel fine

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kek pretty accurate

then why is there still volume?

oh wow. donald pump really is fucking the economy, fucking everybody, and he really has no clue

1929 depression incoming

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I saw a guy mention MO as a good dividend stock, is there any truth in this?

flying blind tomorrow. Holy fuck

>-13% on the way

>cut rates to zero
Last stop before armageddon

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withdraw as much money from the bank as you can

What's limit down?

It was never ZERO you mongoloid piece of shit.

>all part of the plan

Speaking of bitcoin, LMAO. It dumped right as futures did. BTC is going to 2K

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Lol no. No it is not.

wat?
I'm not seeing 5% yet...

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What the fuck did I miss? I'm buying FTSE in 10 hours.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WE GOING FULL 2008

Its over bros

This is the end

It's all over...

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WHY IS IT ALL FROZEN?

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ZION DON AND THE FED

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hahahaahhhahahhhahhha

what the fuck were they thinking doing this now and not in 8 weeks when the shit really hits the fan who the fuck is running thing hahahahahahahhahahhahaha

WHY DON'T THE JUST SHUT DOWN THE STOCK MARKET

enjoy the last few weeks of civilization

Sniffles.

then go a tarranting

It's akin to trying to stop a train on a collision course with a wall the wall being a recession. The US gov deployed the brake on Thurs & Fri to no avail, them announcing dropping interest rates to 0 and futures still going down is like pulling the emergency brakes and having the train speed up.

>Dabs on the world

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Repent.

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Should I buy spy puts for open or wait at this point?

>muh currency replacement
>follows stocks like a mirror

meme token fags btfo.

> Tfw they thought stonks went up
I tried to warn ya..

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They're probably going to ban shorting after this

It's cute you think this is going to be as small as the 1929 depression.

This is going to get fucking *biblical*.

This is unironically the end of the world.

Of course the planet itself will continue to exist and humanity will not go extinct. But the 1945-2020 era of stability is over

TWO BLACK MONDAYS IN A FUCKING ROW

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Yeah and I'm also seeing NASDAQ'S futures still trading

Oh, I meant my position. My bad

youtu.be/DbwlGv9SWfY

CIRCUIT BREAKER SPEEDRUN MONDAY BEARBROS

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PRINTMORE

Put all cash into Silver/gold, short with whatever you are comfortable with as well.

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Imagine owning equities or going long right now. Stocktraders are gonna start jumping from windows.

It looks like it's all over. Feds don't have any tricks left under their sleeves. Dow 15k by the end of the month.

Good thing I'm used to live with the concept of stability long gone out of the window.

I'm going to

that's their last and final option. market closed for 1 month for global pandemic... similar to what they did during 9/11 just much longer this time...

420 BLAZE IT

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>buy high
>sell low
>post pink wojaks

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SPY puts are going to be even more stupidly expensive now, might as well just buy the inverse ETF. GOD DAMN I wish I hadn't sold my sqqq calls

/nq is limit down, not trading

THIS ISNT THE FED RATE
THIS IS THE LAW THAT REQUIRES BANKS TO HOLD A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CASH SO PEOPLE CAN WITHDRAW FROM THEIR ACCOUNT
NOW THEY DONT HAVE TO KEEP ANY
WE ARE UNBELIEVABLE FUCKED

The Fed's gotta save this between now and the open. Really nothing they can do now is going to provide a bounce, they've shot their load.

What's the status on the US response package between the executive and congress?

Now is not the time for that.

>Jerome Powell sacrificing a Goldman VP to invoke the black magic of negative interest rates

Oh no you guys. I've never seen anything like this in my life!

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30 seconds for 1st, 3-4 minutes for second

If this brrrrrrrrrrr shit fails to rally the markets tomorrow then we are well and truly done for.

WHERE ARE ALL THE BULLKEKS FROM THE LAST THREAD CALLING US RETARDS NOW?

I THOUGHT THEY PRICED IT ALL IN?

BAN SHORT SELLING JEROME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last Monday was five minutes after open

Why are futures stopped right now? I thought the circuit breaker was 7%?

So after making 30% on my money friday should I be selling my GUSH Monday?

There aren't enough money printers on the planet Jerome! Give it up!

Such good soundtracks in those movies

What does this mean for non stockfags or shareholders.
what's going to happen to my neetbux

Imagine being a bullkek right now

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What happens to PUTs if they shut down the stock market?

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>cryptocucks and stocksfags laughed at him for years
>he was right all the time
Based.

theres still trading volume you fucking M O N G S

Mitch gave congress a long weekend, so they aren’t back until Monday night. I wish I was kidding

>Generate an additional source of income. Start a home business as a second source of income. If you lose your job because of an economic collapse, it might be difficult or even impossible to find another job. Having an alternative source of income can help you to keep your home and avoid poverty.[6] Choose your business idea based on skills that you have and things that you enjoy doing.

holy fuck why am i laughing so hard?

JEROME
WE ARE ON THE BRINK
IT'S TIME FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

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WE JAPAN NOW BOYS

Ban shorts asap

Trump just shot himself in the foot with a tactical nuclear warhead. Keep sticking your entire head into the sand; every lie Trump's told owes a debt to the truth and the fucking taxman cometh.

get a real broker you fucking retard

we haven't even announced the nationwide quarantine yet and the markets have shit themselves
I'm just going to forget I own stocks and hope that things recover in three months or so

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Yeah I noticed too, every market has their own rules, I'm not sure what Nasdaqs are, but dow and S&P are 5% and neither even show that, which means it was such a steep candle that took them from where they are to across the line that the candle couldn't even form.

JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADEJUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADEJUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
>JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE

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SALTY BULLS CALLING FOR BANNING SHORTS
I LOVE IT

The fed engineers recessions when there's a bubble.

Bubbles always rise in capitalistic markets due to information asymmetry. People hype up technology/products, those who don't know better invest heavily, products are overvalued, and in order to reset the system, you need to shrink the money supply, throw the economy out of sync, and push the economy into a recession.

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>he didn’t

>1945-1990
>era of stability
yeah with nukes dorpping any moment

How many suicides are we gonna see over the next week?

Interesting thread from 2008 when markets were tanking. Even the most rational were questioning there sanity


bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

hopefully this spurs the world to do a full first strike nuclear option on china. im thinking if we glass the eastern seaboard we could realistically survive their second strike

In 2008, U.S. regulators banned the short-selling of financial stocks, fearing that the practice was helping to drive the steep drop in stock prices during the crisis. However, a new look at the effects of such restrictions challenges the notion that short sales exacerbate market downturns in this way.

Fed's done all they can. Now congress and the president need to stop fucking up the virus response. The only hope now for the market is to minimize damage to businesses due to the coronavirus

HEY BULLS? HEYYYYYYYYYYY BULLS?
WHERE Y'ALL AT NOW?
YOU'RE PRETTY QUIET BULLS
WONDER WHY THAT IS?

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Lol, faggot, this is a managed economy, it's been like that since central banks lmao.

How mad do you think Trump is right now? Did they really think this was going to work?

How mad are the bulls who taunted us all weekend saying the crash was recovered and we failed to buy the dip?

5% for futures

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACES

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WHY ARE FUTURES HALTED

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i'm hearing people say that the reserve requirement has been lowered to 0
is that true? do i need to withdraw now?

I'm now convinced this is it.

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>I'm just going to forget I own stocks and hope that things recover in three months or so
user NOOOOOO

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WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
>WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
>WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
>WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN

I'm all in RSR about to become rich when RSV drops and panicked retards flock to it.
Why would I?

>1945-2020 era of stability
Nigga...

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Stop calling it circuit breaker, it's not. It's a block from falling it below -5%.

No shit. Think you are clever? retard

What were the Yas Forums threads like during the 2008 crash?

But they didn't actually drop did they? This time it really is over

>No Sheepdog. No!
If you capitulate, you will lose money. If you stick, it will eventually pay off. I'm sure your plan will survive this. As I recall, you have a very conservative AA, right?

So, you plan to sit it out, all in cash, after losing a big chunk? No, Sheepdog. No. Sit. Stay! Good dog!


BULFAGS BTFO AND DELUSIONAL 12 YEARS AGO

WHY DO YOU GUYS HODL OVERNIGHT INSTEAD OF DAY TRADING? i swear you guys are masochists or something

first time on Yas Forums, how is this all going to affect me, thanks.

China should be wiped off the map desu.

WERE FUCKED IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ON GOOD NEWS HYPERINFLATION INCOMING

PETER SCHIFF WAS RIGHT

>Major Metros Quarantined
>National Quarantined
>0 Percent Employment
>1 in 5 need Breathing machines or drown in blood

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Don’t worry guys your congressman is probably working very hard on this

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There is literally no evidence of this happening. Its an /x/ tier schizo conspiracy

youtube.com/watch?v=euN9Wdm98zc

remember the yanks' markets have way further to fall, buying FTSE cheapies could unironically be a good idea

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 4 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 64 rolls a week. Over 1024 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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>shorts are the only way to make money in the market from now on

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No as long as it's in the bank your money is federally insured

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS BOBO IS ALL OUT!

Yas Forums didn't exist and we were all just talking about vidya or fucking around on Yas Forums

At this point Trump better declare himself emperor and rule for life because he will never live down his presidency if he leaves office normally

Why would you wanna do that? Europe's bubble was much smaller. Ftse is already at 2011 levels.

ur fkn ded kiddo

Are you fucking retarded?

there were literally multipule financial crisises across all continents you fucking retard

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This is more accurate than ever before.
They can't stop the fall and are now all pink Wojak mode.
From this point on it'll be a race out of the stocks to save their asses.

So should I be taking my cash out?

They literally pull a breaker shutting down trading.

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Everything you own apart from precious metals is going down. Especially your shitty fiat that you might be hoarding.

It's true. Withdrawing it won't save you though. Ultimately, inflation is going to shoot up like we're trying to get another fucking man on the moon unless the Federal Reserve stops being complete shit at its job.

SAME QUESTION

WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU user?

are you
its obviously just wishful thinking/memeing