>twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1238817274590629888 >COVID-19 Prep Update- March 14: >Last night I was on with state & local officials around the US well into the night. By March 23 many of our largest cities & hospitals are on course to be overrun with cases. >I am going to prepare a memo for them. I will share highlights here.1/
Camden Fisher
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Joshua Carter
BASED
Kevin Fisher
Good news, even though all the real food is probably gone from your local store, there's still likely some Beyond Meat
Gotta let a few goys make something to keep the scam running. Like a casino
Cameron Gray
It would make sense to buy airline stock at this coronachan panic, right?
Elijah Wilson
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH >OP IS A FAGGOT
Aaron Martin
Most zoomers are broke, they hope for a crash. Also plenty are gold bugs (unironically) gold dumps during crisis more than stocks
Gots that rona Some people are just naturally contrarian. We had a 11 year bull market so most bears are literally destitute. Letting them win one won't change much. We'll be laughing at them again soon
Julian Collins
lord no, my puts I know we'll have the green pump from Wednseday but still
Eli Nelson
Fever and a dry cough are the first symptoms. Plus being tired. Not mucus, which is productive, opposite of dry.
There's magical thinking among our snow flake communities that if they post enough bear papes on an image chan board that everyone else will do the same. Just ignore it and laugh at them.
Oliver White
Don't listen to this fraud you definitely have it
Blake Taylor
>tfw 5 hour drive tomorrow morning and can't shitpost on the biggest shitposting day of the year
> Blocks your path Don't take it personally kid, stonks only go down. I look forward to being 1 of about 2 people who have the balls to post their positions this week. C'mon show me the calls you guys got into on Friday, you did put your money where your mouth is, right?
18500 laboratory-confirmed deaths caused by the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 were reported worldwide for the period April, 2009, to August, 2010. This number is likely to be only a fraction of the true number of the deaths associated with 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1. We aimed to estimate the global number of deaths during the first 12 months of virus circulation in each country.
Our estimate of respiratory and cardiovascular mortality associated with the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 was *15 times higher* than reported laboratory-confirmed deaths. Although no estimates of sCFRs were available from Africa and southeast Asia, a disproportionate number of estimated pandemic deaths might have occurred in these regions. Therefore, efforts to prevent influenza need to effectively target these regions in future pandemics.
>Translation for brainlets multiply by 15-20 of the 'reported' number
However, do think you're cutting it too close with your expirations. I wouldn't bet on a drop that far that fast, more like April or May due to how furiously they're pumping this shit
Jack Jackson
Exactly why I chose that area as a strike, it only erases 1 year of gains. Mind you I don't ever hold options to expiration, but AAPL is going to have a rough week after closing their stores worldwide.
Bought too soon? Yeah, no, these are all hold overs. Friday was the last noteworthy pump we'll see for sometime. These are flips #3 on DJIA, SPY, QQQ, and AAPL. In the last 2 weeks I've pulled more than 4k profit, not to mention this is after all the unrealized losses from Friday.
>Hey brainlet, you must be one of those retards that thought this wouldn't be a pandemic No you must be one of those retards that thought people were buying toilet paper out of panic and not just to scalp them.