/smg/ Stock Market General - Let the market rape begin

brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/apron/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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fuck tripfags

Based

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>twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1238817274590629888
>COVID-19 Prep Update- March 14:
>Last night I was on with state & local officials around the US well into the night. By March 23 many of our largest cities & hospitals are on course to be overrun with cases.
>I am going to prepare a memo for them. I will share highlights here.1/

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BASED

Good news, even though all the real food is probably gone from your local store, there's still likely some Beyond Meat

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>Not posting Krauser II
>not mentioning 10 rapes per second
>600 rpm (rapes per minute)
>implying there will be survivors

Bizbros, I have a legit question. If jewels control the stock market, why don't they also control the market of calls and puts?

me too

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If you control the price of stocks, you also control the price of calls and puts

There is no credit, it's completely dried up.

Stock markets will shut down this week as the fed rolls out a multi-trillion dollar package.

Lads

I’m starting to get mucus


They made us go to classes this week, one week after the students went to spring break and many went abroad

How can anons make so much profit with it?

I am female, its 2020 I can withdrawl consent.

I didn't place that stock order! I want my money back! I was coerced

Etrade RAPED ME!!!!!

uhm, fuck off to wherever you came back to.

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Why do anons enjoy being bears and posting bear pepes? Isn't that bad, things going down?

Ahahahaha! You're not all poorfags looking to bottomfeed, are you?

I hope you guys buy the bottom this week

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are there any free backtest sites? Finfiz has backtesting but it cost $$. I am broke now because of the China Flu

BASED

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Tomorrow will be certain death.

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Gotta let a few goys make something to keep the scam running. Like a casino

It would make sense to buy airline stock at this coronachan panic, right?

SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT

Most zoomers are broke, they hope for a crash. Also plenty are gold bugs (unironically) gold dumps during crisis more than stocks

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>14 new deaths in UK

Gots that rona
Some people are just naturally contrarian. We had a 11 year bull market so most bears are literally destitute. Letting them win one won't change much. We'll be laughing at them again soon

lord no, my puts
I know we'll have the green pump from Wednseday but still

Fever and a dry cough are the first symptoms. Plus being tired. Not mucus, which is productive, opposite of dry.

We're nowhere near the bottom

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this holy shit how are bears so delusional. markets will pump on open. crystal clear.

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There's magical thinking among our snow flake communities that if they post enough bear papes on an image chan board that everyone else will do the same. Just ignore it and laugh at them.

Don't listen to this fraud you definitely have it

>tfw 5 hour drive tomorrow morning and can't shitpost on the biggest shitposting day of the year

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What percentage from ATH do you think?

I'm thinking we don't bottom until 40-60 percent down from where we started.

Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful

>14 new deaths
That's still controllable, it's not that bad.

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:^)

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>he doesnt know how to short

anyone else just waiting to see what happens monday?

I'm buying when there's at least a million deaths.

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I thought it would be more honestly.

I don't think we hit the bottom for a while. My guess is we crab around 17-18k for a while.

My fear is the compounding effects of the country being at standstill and the Fed blowing their wad too early.

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multiply that by 15-20

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Oh man, people are going to shit themselves and maybe piss and cum in their pants too from these numbers. This is worse than anything ever!

Pol is here niggers.
Will we go up, or go down on Monday?

strawpoll.me/19540046

wait, wait, what happens when people can't pay taxes lol?

Whats wrong with this dude does he have cancer or something he looks so ghoulish.

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go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Delusional. There's no way to back that up. We need stats, not speculation, fuckwit.

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cant fucking wait

> Blocks your path
Don't take it personally kid, stonks only go down. I look forward to being 1 of about 2 people who have the balls to post their positions this week. C'mon show me the calls you guys got into on Friday, you did put your money where your mouth is, right?

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It's increasing though. Don't worry about the number now. Give it 2 weeks

2 weeks user

ALL PRAISE THE PERMA BEAR

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Hey brainlet, you must be one of those retards that thought this wouldn't be a pandemic
>We need stats, not speculation, fuckwit.
You're welcome

thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(12)70121-4/fulltext

18500 laboratory-confirmed deaths caused by the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 were reported worldwide for the period April, 2009, to August, 2010. This number is likely to be only a fraction of the true number of the deaths associated with 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1. We aimed to estimate the global number of deaths during the first 12 months of virus circulation in each country.

Our estimate of respiratory and cardiovascular mortality associated with the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 was *15 times higher* than reported laboratory-confirmed deaths. Although no estimates of sCFRs were available from Africa and southeast Asia, a disproportionate number of estimated pandemic deaths might have occurred in these regions. Therefore, efforts to prevent influenza need to effectively target these regions in future pandemics.

>Translation for brainlets
multiply by 15-20 of the 'reported' number

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50-70%
We've been riding too high for too long

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Does he hoard boullions or does he actually invest in gold ETFs or miners?

>gold is worthless in a truly apocalyptic scenario
>stuck in my house now

fugg, did i miss my opportunity to stock up on guns and ammo, /smg/? im either investing in stocks or bullets, there is no in-between.

I still have not seen a single shred of evidence that a white person has been infected.

People might like at that 180 apple put and cry "that's impossible!". It was at 180 back in last fucking May

>he has no GUSH
LMAO

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You bought too soon and gonna get raped. We boutta rip up at which point I sell this shit and buy the inverse.

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he does both

COSTCO WON'T TAKE MY GOLD BARS FOR TOILET PAPER

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

IS THIS A METAPHOR TO WIPE MY ASS WITH MY GOLD?

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However, do think you're cutting it too close with your expirations. I wouldn't bet on a drop that far that fast, more like April or May due to how furiously they're pumping this shit

Exactly why I chose that area as a strike, it only erases 1 year of gains. Mind you I don't ever hold options to expiration, but AAPL is going to have a rough week after closing their stores worldwide.

bullion, user.

t. bouillon cube

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Bought too soon? Yeah, no, these are all hold overs. Friday was the last noteworthy pump we'll see for sometime. These are flips #3 on DJIA, SPY, QQQ, and AAPL. In the last 2 weeks I've pulled more than 4k profit, not to mention this is after all the unrealized losses from Friday.

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What the fuck is that, Keef?

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>Hey brainlet, you must be one of those retards that thought this wouldn't be a pandemic
No you must be one of those retards that thought people were buying toilet paper out of panic and not just to scalp them.