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IT'S HAPPENING

Green on Monday, boys.

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Monday will be green or at least no more red than just clearing Fridays pump.

Was this the same physician who said he was the fittest US president in history?

TMDX shill kill himself yet?

So I am reading The Intelligent Investor, what are some other /smg/ approved reads? I've seen an image floating around here before if them all

BEARS BTFO

Time to rest and watch the latest episode of Interspecies Reviewers.

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reeee tripfag beat me by 20 seconds

>Trump clean
vs
>Spain and France now locked down, Germany and New Jersey tomorrow
yeah ok sure

This is a really fucking cozy pic

>I forgot to buyback my SH during the Friday shortsqueeze
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJFUCJFCU

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Did you miss what happened on Friday?

No fuck you. It's gonna be bobo Mondau.

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He is, haven't you seen his pumps bro?

>believing WH pronouncements on presidential health
I bet you believe Reagan was fit as a fiddle by the end of his presidency didn't you?

there are people itt that think oil is still stored and transported in barrels lol

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All priced in at this point. We'll only go down if bonds go down or numbers come in.

Trump announced a bunch of shit that wasn't true and the markets closed before he could be called out for it? SQQQ immediately went up in afterhours trading once people started fact checking him

Based and saved

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This same physician said the president was only 243 and and had perfect blood pressure

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>you did buy calls for Monday, right user?

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a tanker or a pipeline is nothing more than a giant barrel...

Ahem

“ Cheapies cheapies make me treatises, bargain stocks make bullies greedy.

Risky bets are worth the E.V., gainz make twitch girls show their feetsies.

Corona-Chan is here to stay, but Mr. Powell will save the day.

Burrr burr burr, money print for sure, miss the dip and your tendies defer.

Doom and gloom lose out to hope, Saudi prince will get the glowies rope.

(Don’t) Sleepy, sleepy take the leapy, dumb gay bears can eat my feces.”

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>all priced in
As of Friday, boomer Republicans still didn't believe coronavirus was real. You know who manages funds? Boomer Republicans.

And the bigger issue problem, that the market needs $500B a fucking day of QE, still exists.

Speaking of dementia and alzheimers, you what you think of Joe Biden?

Yeah no doubt the pump will be sold but we need limit down for the futures only to clear 80% of it.

Gush predictions for Monday?

Does no one know what it will do? Is it really that hard to predict...?

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will be there as window dressing exactly like Reagan

Good DD

We'll go down more later. We need more crab days.

wtf is DD anyways

Too heavy, Corona is just hysteria.
youtube.com/watch?v=XJBrrOarTfs

Wow you're an idiot

>dont worry guys.. the coronavirus that is putting whole countries on lock down will cause the price of oil to rise

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see

A tanker is literally a giant floating barrel user

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Buy PFE.

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DIS DICK

Deep Dicking

Oh shit
Mate numbers are definitely coming in now that we have test kits rolling out. That’s the type of data that drives bond yields.

Fuckfuckfuck

Lol I doubt it
I don’t think the people running pension funds and university endowments are unaware of what’s happening.

I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him. Which is basically what i want from my decision makers. If he doesn’t support the tough-on-China policy, but does support the tough on Russia policy... I’m going to be in a tough place. I just hate both of those governments so goddamn much.

Biden can’t speak, trump can’t read, I’d put them on pretty much the same level: remove

>oil will stay at 2003 price levels indefinitely

>people still think coronavirus is "hysteria"
how the fuck does anyone think Monday will be green?

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If it does the Saudis will be pissed. It will delay bringing Russia on the table a lot more.

This might be it.

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Trump not being sick is priced in. This doesn't mean shit when the virus is going parabolic and more places are shutting down.

tanker != barrel

Barrel - a cylindrical container bulging out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden staves with metal hoops around them.

Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum, in bulk.

tyvm

I said it was a 2yr+ hold, jej. My center spent about 110k on reupping on our circuits from them last week (in Minecraft). I hope you didn't go all in. :)

>oil will stay at 2003 levels for the duration of the largest global shutdown since 9/11, probably bigger
yes

When its $15, sure

Very strongly considering it. But I still prefer JNJ, Regn, LLY, and Slightly Merck.

Can you remind me of the saga of PFE? How they fell so low and Wall Street found them lacking? What did they do to become one of the dogs?

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yes and that's why you should be buying this shit up
it's the perfect storm against oil, but it will pass

I don't think anybody is arguing the bear market. But Monday has no reason to close even lower than Thursday. What's left to close down in the US.

have you ever seen an over the road tanker? they're just a giant barrel on wheels man.

>I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him.
That doesn't make sense. You WANT a puppet? That guarantees America's manufacturing will remain locked in China's filthy clutches.

what does it mean now that trump doesn't have corona

I agree that the worst will pass but I don't see it going above $40-50 anytime in the next century.

it means he doesn't have to take any more precautions and he's free to eat bat soup.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_tanker
>Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum and OIL, in bulk.
Yeah no shit.

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damn.. u rite

the first few months of this 2 year hold have been kind of bumpy

bold claim I like it

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inst obvious drumpf is not sick?

he looks tired/shaken,not sick

>What's left to close down in the US?
>Domestic flights canceled
>Restaurants close down
>Public transport shut down
>Medicine shortages
>Food shortages
>People losing jobs
>Defaulting debts
>Boots on the ground
>Cities quarantined
You don't even know.

No. I want him to consider the POV of multiple experts and come to a conclusion. Ideally I’d have a leader that reads reports and analyses, gets intel from people he trusts on the ground, and isn’t 70+ but I’ll make do.

I agree that it's not going to record highs for a long time after this. I think it will plummet down to $20-25, hold there for a few months then come back to $40

lol

Good shit. Add some GUSH and you're all set.

And guess who hates you even more, you cunt. Did china ever invade America? Did Russia ever invade America? America is the threat. America and Europe have killed hundreds of millions. Retribution will be sweet. Imagine 100 million Americans dead and climbing! And that’s just the beginning. Fuck you white people. You deserve every bit of this. And more! You’re going to go extinct. Lmao! Your autistic screeching will be melodious time my ears. You thought you could just walk in and bully china. Now suck on that dick.

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Based

Most of that shit is what will drive the market down in the next few weeks. For now Monday should be crab.

y?
whats gush

>doesn't have LCI

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readings for nerds, just jump in and get a feel for the market

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have been shilling it if I knew all of the major indices were about to print giant red dildos.

I told you to shut the fuck up

Best investment out there right now
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I got some GUSH and I'm gonna get moar

What's the price target to buy AAL

my logic
>it won't go above US shale break even price because there isn't sufficient demand to saturate shale supply
>oil demand will drop as alternative energy and carbon taxes march ever onwards
>plastic will always be needed but plastic bans are a thing now too
>the primary driver of demand in the future will be petrochemicals that can't easily be replaced

Based

why would i buy a pharmaceutical not named pfizer?

go be a nigger somewhere else

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