Is Monday gonna be bad? Are stocks going to dump again?

no everything is fine the brrrrr will save the market

same here, not even halfway through it yet.
i've got idk maybe 12 or 18 rolls, don't even think of it as a "Strategic Stockpile Reserve" or anything
but it will probably last me til next year lol.
i seriously do not understand this

If you stockpile anything but ammo you're a retard. Two bullets would take all their TP and you'd get a free car too.

Fuck you, you use a roll a day so that isn't that much of a supply.

my only thought it they are NPC normies brainwashed by the PMSNBC news and have no fuckign clue about anythign

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
You are a fucking retard

Same here at least from what i heard lmao. The fed can pump the stock market all they want but the general public no longer believes its just a minor virus.

You live in a TP-Free bubble. Disconnected from real America.

Listen faggots.

This is incredibly bullish for the economy. INCREDIBLY. Once things slow down in a week or so, the USA is going to RAMP UP production on EVERYTHING. They want to completely cut off ties to critical items that come from china (meds) and start manufacturing them here. The SP will be back to 3400 levels. It'll take 6 months to a yeah, but this will happen.

the supply is not problem ... and will likely not be

g-guys?? everybody is bearish i think were bobos gonna get fucked, every normies and noob is bearish right now, what if we are going to be bullish at monday????

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>MORE THAN 50% OF THE 300 #COVIDー19 CASES IN FRENCH ICUs ARE PEOPLE UNDER 60

Yes.

t. overbought tp.

how much is a suicide stack of tp?

You've never lived with a woman. Never knew myself til I moved in with my [now ex] gf... it's like 1/4 roll per day, or more. Insane.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=133&v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=emb_logo

All these poor people sending money they don’t have to prep for nothing, during the beginning of the worst crash ever, kek. Most of these people have no clue what’s coming

source?

does anyone know how this toilet paper NPC rush started? was it an advertisement on TV or some news report or some shit?

literally who would stop me if I walked up and took one of these

We have almost no imports coming in. It's going to dump like crazy

Ok, but why would people be bullish?

BLACK MONDAY

THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY

ARE YOU READY?

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Paris probably uses that entire warehouse in one day, these guys an idiot.

Lol people over 50.

see hes not lying
now, try telling a female, she can no longer have something shes used to squandering daily in what, to us, are inconceivable amounts. It is at this point, they snap altogether and start clubbing shit out of each other in supermarkets over the last 8-pack. Guys wouldn't even pull this shit for beer, they'd agree to split the last case.

I work in a supermarket and can confirm. It's fucking insane, I have actually never seen the shelves so bare.

We're gonna moon on Monday, just watch

100% yes

>italy now has spain and france joining the quarantine bandwagon
>all 24hr Walmart stores are now 6am-11pm
>young people are starting to push out old in ICUs in europe
>you don't build immunity
>it infects your CNS
>people with mild symptoms end up requiring hospitalization
It's just the flu bro

But don't the circuit breakers limit the daily drop to 20%, which is less than Black Monday (1987)?

1. Sauce

2. If true, is this because it started hitting younger people harder, or are the younger patients just being given priority on the ICU spaces due to their higher chances of recovery?

>that pic

Fucking NPCs.

Without a fucking doubt

>mommy?
>yes dear
>why can't i go to college like you promised?
>don't you remember? we spent your college money on toilet paper and hand sanitizer during the corona virus
>oh yeah, now i remember. i'm going to go sell my ass for meth now. maybe jamal will get me pregnant this time
>ok, have a good time. call if you're going to be late.

LIKE A BOSS

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god.... imagine being the child of a dad who believes if he can corner the toilet paper market until the plague blows over that he will finally make it. I think that is lower than shitcoins.

I cant believe that old people are dying! I am literally shaking!

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How much do you think toilet paper and hand sanitizer cost?

>you don't build immunity
>it infects your CNS

sources fgt

i would love to see someone throw a match on that shit

>I think that is lower than shitcoins.
Oh, it's shittier alright.

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Nah the other 50% are just 59 year olds.

about $1k a roll new york open on monday

Panic in NYC hasn't even gotten close to peaking. Stocks will dump hard

FYI bulls you're probably gonna be starting with futures limit down at like 6PM EST tomorrow.

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How long before all the NPCs start to realise this, and stop freaking out.

Imagine holding anything but cash during the weekend

Yummy Pasta!

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Why do poomers want so much fucking toilet paper? One of those 12 packs will last me like 4 months

Live by the sword, die by the sword. You better bring more then two bullets.

Can you post a list of the American companies that are building the factories to do this?

Virus breaks out
China builds 7 day hospitals
US builds TP factories

The fuck.

>Are stocks going to dump again?

The Wuhan Virus created a recession so yes.

Youre a dumb fucking douchebag, america will never be the manufacturing powerhouse it once was with unions and labor laws still around. Its just too competitive out there when you can pay a worker a dollar a day compared to $150 its not even a question you faggot. America will always be dependent on other nations as long as we dont embrace free market capitalism. Its over.

its hasn't even begun