The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists $SMEE $MAI $MAIN $DCTR $PA $VOL $HRE $BUTT $ON $LEE $WAN $UFF $YUU . First one to talk gets to avoid bankruptcy.
Jackson Foster
Should I queue up buying puts now or wait till markets open?
Same. They are dealing with the issue of Adobe cancelling flash at the end of 2020 right now, trying to re-code major components of the website in HTML5. But it's not working, very slow process and very decentralized. Selling to JumpStart/NetDragon has basically killed the game.
I've always wanted to make a game but I'm mostly in web development. I've tried playing around with Unity but it's really hard to get into something with no profit prospects long-term.
Fuck, now I'm really wondering if it's possible to make a modern Neopets.
Christopher Turner
Does anyone know any good free APIs/free resources to programm a makeshift Bloomberg terminal?
Green week, possible 2 weeks but then it'll be Red Death. Oil is being supported via Fed, but Iran and Arabia are about to flood the market Repo is showing the signs of the death coming bottom out in June
Levi Cooper
Someone mentioned last thread that MO 5y chart looks pretty bad, but they’re also one of the top dividend providers and consistently increase the dividend every year. Why is this?
Logan Diaz
i'm a little worried about this whole toilet paper situation.. i can sometimes shit up to 3 times a day.. and at this rate i won't have enought toilet paper to last me till the end of the week
I think a mobile Neopets for adults would be amazing. It sucks right now because every though the player base is 100% adult, and the intellectual property they are sitting on is high-value... they still are trying to target children (zero income other than parents money) with their inane rules and dumbed down plots. Gone are the days pre-2008 when the game actually dealt with real topics like the stockmarket, etc. Now you can't even write about stonks for the Neopian Times.
>no one knows the future The time traveling wizards do. And probably baggie, but he’s from an inverted timeline. Sad some cases such.
Lot of FUD around tobacco dying off to vaping and 420BLAZEIT, then their main vaping investment Blew up in their faces because of legal troubles, tobacco use in decline In the us, lots of worries about the govt raising the minimum age to buy, then the government did that. Now... just a lot of uncertainty. It’s not ESG friendly. Maybe wallstreet thinks the dividend is at risk of being cut. I dunno.
buy a portable bidet that you plug on your faucet or wash your ass with the shower head
Jaxson Wood
The fed rate cut will give a temprorary surge green for this week and well as all the fugazi.I honestly doubt 2 weeks green though. Writings on the wall with repo and bonds one last dead cat bounce awaits
Ethan Wilson
i guess i'll have to use shower if it comes down to it.. fucking every store around me is out of toilet paper.. last night the grocery store was almost empty.. fucking crazy...
alcohol makes me shit more tho... ever have beer shits?
How do you do it Yas Forums? I get so bored on the weekends now. This whole month has been a ride and I'm only using the investopedia sim for fucks sake. Not even vidya gives me this much fun.
John Gonzalez
Only if you get a blind man to make a video pretending that they have major endorsements and new products from the worlds number one cola brand hitting the market.
Nicholas Williams
Shit I was hoping to hop on a divvy king, any other choices of note?
Julian Jones
I switched for SQQQ to TQQQ during the pump just to mitigate some losses, but I'm thinking monday is red so I might change back first thing in the morning, I kept all my puts because theyre far enough out
Dylan Jackson
Has the market ever been this uncertain before?
Noah Morgan
What happened to dividend frend? I haven't seen him today.
Jordan Murphy
If we get another rate cut, will we hear about it Tuesday or Wednesday? Site lists meeting on both days.
No no, not if it comes down to it, start now to conserve the paper. You want to at least get the hanger off before you shower so you don’t literally clog your drain with shit.
They dont even have single ply? I heard retards werent buying it because theyre to good for it
Michael White
Gym Escapism Lots of sleep
Nathan Cooper
Right? I was hoping for advice today on AVVIY and IVZ.
Nolan Lewis
>the emergency cool down procedure lol
Ryan Brown
Nah even before national emergency status all, every single roll, of TP was out, even from Lowe’s and Home Depot bear me. It’s cause media spread that vid of the people buying like 14 big packs and then the normies instantly think they should do the same.
Chase Brown
fucking nothing man.. fucking nothing............. the whole isle was empty. same with water and almost all soup was gone
Levi Morgan
Inside (a Tesla) information
Aiden Ramirez
information from inside a tesla
Bentley Flores
Dividend dumbfucks have no idea what's coming. Same thing happened in the GFC
Predictions: 1. The bottom is coming towards the end of April 2. The Fed will bail this shit out in esoteric ways, no systemic problems will be fixed 3. This will be a smaller recession than 2008, but will still take years to return to ATH 4. Housing will come down in a few years as an aftershock, but not as much as 2008
Lincoln Young
Get a weekend job, put more money in
Brody White
If most of congress was taken by the virus I would fucking celebrate. Taking Mitch and Nancy would be great though.
Easton Ortiz
Imagine using toilet paper. Imagine having a diet/lifestyle so bad that your turds are not perfectly tapered semi-hard logs that take less than 5 seconds to pass.
Eli Roberts
Better late than never.
Isaac White
I've wanted to get into investing for a couple years now.. and think I might bite the bullet and put like $1k in next friday when I get paid (I don't make much otherwise I'd put more).. do you think the market will be shit still by next friday or will I have missed my opportunity to buy more at less?
Trading stocks has made me happier I don't need to think and depress myself with the thought of not having a girlfriend. I am excited about the market, about the prospect of making money, learning and reading memes on Yas Forums It's like a hobby, something fun to do
Cooper Wright
I already put in an extra 8 hours of OT a week.
Jacob Turner
Exxon and Chevron are on sale bros, can you believe it? Exxon is literally half off, I literally cant. I'm shaking, its so much free money bros...
Gavin Ramirez
Would you rather the Democrats and Republicans in Congress were ordinary working people rather than the millionaires there already?
