So is this a dead cat bounce or are BULLFAGS back in it again?

it's just the expected, all the shitstorm aftermatch of saturday and sunday together being discounted in the markets by monday. I wonder if the president of Brazil gets tested positive this weekend and the niggers can't hide anymore that Trump is doomed too if it would crash the market for good this time

hmmmm these drastic changes remind me of something...

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Zoom out more zoomer

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>only took a trillion dollar pump from the Fed and a live donkey show right before closing starring Trump performing rimjobs on corporate ceo's

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>Bill Gates exit scammed $MSFT
>CEOs of major corporations stepping down
>China still not fully back to work
>Europe, especially Italy going full Martial Law
>Case numbers exponentially increasing
>Cats and Dogs living together

Yeah, I'm thinking its bullish

I don't think it was the FED dumping that caused this bounce probably more so Trump "shilling" the private industry and his payroll tax cuts but I don't know, we'll wait until Monday and see what happens.

I think we'll bounce up to 3k or so and start to roll over. I sold most of my puts. I only have a few as a hedge against future stock incentives from my job. I put my 401k into UPRO right before president Pump's shill conference. Now I'm hoping fox news can convince normies to buy in long enough for me to make a good profit before the recession continues.

3k S&P500 im talking

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I'm a newbie but I intend to short sp500 for some more time, but at the same time I expect stocks to be rising the closer we are to the US elections, especially since this virus is supposed to get weaker in the summer
but after this whole crisis is done and dusted in the next years I intend to be long on emerging markets while also smirking as I see BTC hit 1k

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mGuzqC9bI4

20000 Mon, bull

Quit promoting your channel you faggot

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>Down 10,000 points
>up 2000
Muh Rally

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good thing there is massive money printing then

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I have been holding TIVX since ~$90, shorting the economy feels good man.

Yeah bulls are back hahaha buy buy buy

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Based and checked
Cringe and didn't check

Next Trump will be taking credit for the sun rise, but when it sets its obama's fault.

yes, definitely a dead cat bounce. for ducks sake so many supply chains are broken and will be broken for a long time. so many zombie companie will default on their loans.
> inb4 fed/ecb pumping money into the market
the average business owner can't emit bonds. nobody will lend them money because everybody knows their supply chains are broken or need tremendous repair (i.e. money and time).
there is so much built on loans. imagine a restaurant owner whose business is destroyed because people stay at home instead of eating in his restaurant and risking a corona infection. not only the business loans will default but his loan for his overpriced suburb home too.

KEK my sides!

Sub 18000 by the end of next week

you fags still dont get it do you
the FED can print infinity money
they will never let stonks crash
they can keep printing money until all you nostockers are poor and living in the gutter
the time to buy is NOW
the gov will never let the stock markets fail

dude I started a guild in WoW classic when it came out last fall, and invited some random guy and his girlfriend. Turns out it was Fly and his gf, which is one of the owners/managers of OG. I was running scarlet monastery with this guy for hours. We talked for awhile and he told me the only reason he got into DotA was before one of his guildies on WoW back in the day told him about it. Pretty cool.

>confidence is restored
>confidence
ehm? it hasn't even started in US.

Check out europe, especially italy, spain and france. This will be US in a few days.

Its called money injection by the Feds.
notice 1000 pt spikes in the middle of the day every day? ( except Friday, they injected when Trump gave his speech right before the market closed.

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Friday's pump was a big gamma hedge. Monday will be red.

Is using the RSI on the entire DOW autistic or genius? line touch bottom, me buy SDOW? :) help

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12000

Stop comparing third world shithole to us

I shorted from +6% but the Oslo stock exchange shut down mid day due to coronavirus quarantine of their offices, I was up 90% on my position before the EOW pump. I'm scared bros.

WHERE IS THE INFLATION?

Unless corona makes more victims and more bans and quarantines happen in the US which will absolutely happen LMAO.

Inflation doesn't happen instantly you stupid zoomer.

it's autistic as shit. this ain't a cyclical crash nigger, it's driven by a virus. sometimes i wonder if you fags are fucking with me

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Bullfags are delusional

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RSI isn't that great in a trend

When crash happens people panic to cash so the dollar gets strong.

Americans have no idea whats coming lol. The marshall help this time around is the money eurofags make shorting s&p

Stupid fed could have avoided every crash ever. Just print :)))

bullfags are delusional but he's right to an extent. look up MMT (modern monetary theory) it's a fuckin disgusting theory but people on both sides in the US republicans and democrats are leaning into it, and in a case like this, the fed might actually print all the money they need to fund pensions and social security and everything else and worry about inflation later.

Just get a hold of some of the money and buy gold. Easy

Beartrap

Waiting for it to go further down is like not selling your bags when it rocketed to 19k.

for fuck sake how the hell you want to trade TA when it is clear the crash has nothing to do with technical analysis

so what ur saying is its time to load the fuck up on SDOW? ty biz xD

Historically it goes up after elections not during

not doing anything till monday

you should have told him he is a backstabbing jew

This. public fear can only increase next week. no way everyone will stop panicking immediately. I call red on monday

You do understand that the US is partially shutting down for at least a month, correct?

If you use the word "bull" in regards to Wall Street between now and June, punch yourself in the balls. Because that's how fucking dumb you are.