/smg/ - Stock Market General

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First for fuck niggers and FUCK TRIPFAGS

Don't trust his lies.

How many deaths within the next 2 months in the USA?

All of my normie family members and friends are still going about their live, clubbing, bar hopping, going to the gym. Doesn't seem like people are taking this that seriously yet.

Dow 18K by next Friday

ATTN ANONS OF CHAN
YOU ARE BEING RAIDED BY THOSE WHO WISH TO CAUSE CHAOS AND BRING DOWN THE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BY STOKING FEAR AND PANIC ASK YOURSELVES WHO BENEFITS MOSTLY FROM THE ECONOMY CRASHING. REALLY? THIS MANY ANONS ALL OF A SUDDEN A SO FEARFUL OF THEIR LIVES? ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET THAT HAVE CORONA? ASK YOURSELVES. BE LOGICAL. THIS SITE HAS BEEN TARGETED IN 2016 AFTER THE ESTABLISHMENT GOT BROKEN. THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HAVE CONTROL AGAIN. NEVER LET A GOOD TRAGEDY GO TO WASTE. THE NEWS MEDIA CARES ONLY ABOUT RATINGS, FEAR SELLS, ASK YOURSELVES IS THIS LOGICAL, BOOMER DOOMERS FORETOLD THE WORLD ENDING HOW MANY TIMES SINCE 2000? FUCK YOU SHILLS YOU CANT WIN KEEP SHILLING I EAT IT ALL UP SHORT THE FUCKING MARKETS THEN AND GET RICH

>The administration is also negotiating a stimulus package deal with Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to help blunt the economic impacts of the virus.

When will this stimulus get priced in?

Take your pills, sweetie.

HERE WE GO SHILL WHO DO YOU WORK FOR COINTEL CTR FUCKING NIGGER AI FUCKING BITCH

Next week.

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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/14/spain-government-set-to-order-nationwide-coronavirus-lockdown

Spain government set to order nationwide coronavirus lockdown

Based

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You had your chance to buy all the cheap stocks this week, yet you squandered it. We'll be back to 28000 by April.

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>t. boomer in denial
go drink some orange juice

>Repostan
I just found I can make a IBKR account for Mexico, which one should I stick while learning how to invest?
Also I make little more than 800 dollars per month, should I even bother or first I need to make more money?

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You are smoking rocks.

Yeah they just close down schools and events and pro sports seasons for no reason all the time

I am thinking 18,000 will happen too but don't you think it will take longer? We've got Trump fans would still don't realize the repo market has been on life support since before the virus hit they are going to hold and slowly get destroyed during the virus peak in two weeks, then get destroyed further after businesses start imploding and banks need bailouts in the Summer

SOCIAL ENGINEERING
AGE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, THE MACHINE SAYS, WE DO. HERD MENTALITY IS EASY TO PREDICT THEREFORE EASY TO SWAY. ARE YOU FUCKING NEW?>

You are new here.
Explain the repo market if you are not

Buy ONTX

PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY LIKE THIS FELLOW, THEY ONLY SEE THE REACTION BUT NOT THE CAUSE
THE WORLD IS X-Y-Z YOU ARE ONLY LOOKING AND REACTING TO THE Z

>mfw SPY hits 230 on Monday morning

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checkem

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You left you caps lock on

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> guy who is swayed by elementary level Yas Forums memes accuses macro economic nerds of being brainwashed
Yas Forums is going to die before it can even live, sad

Rollin.
>Goy! Markets down! EMERGENCY! Make a search engine website and print more money we don't have!

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>People not being scared of global financial crisis

don't worry, once Trump loses in November, these people will go away

You glow, brah.

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FED GIVES BANKS MONEY TO LOAN BECAUSE BOOMERS TAKING ALL THEIR HARD EARNED LIQUIDITY OUT EN MASSE TO PUT IN THEIR PILLOWS, BANKS PAY BACK LOANS AT AGREED DATE ANYTHING ELSE CHAD?

No, it's just MAGA boomers from Yas Forums who are complete happeningfags literally every single other time having missed the one actual happening in their lifetime because their geriatric boomer of choice is in office

If the geriatric boomer with the vagina were in office instead you denialfags would be predicting 7 billion dead and a new stone age instead

This is your brain on boomer sportsball red team/blue team politics

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>MSFT 105p 3/27

Am I fucked y/n

>NOOOOOO MY PENSIONS
You can't deceive me, boomer. You'll rot in the streets EoY.

What's going to happen on monday? Are bears gonna get btfo again?

OK TIMMY TELL ME WHY YOU FUCKING MACRO ECONOMIGDET WHY YOUR HERE DOOM POSTING TO FAP WHILE ALL THE BANKERS ON BLOOMBERG WHO ARE ACTUALLY SMART UNLIKE US, ARE NOT? IF THE END WAS NIGH ID THINK THEY WOULD BE A BIT MORE UPSET LIKE YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING DILATE

I would be gratified if it dumped but my puts are out in June, i'm not in a rush

why are you streaming user

Don't you have a dilation appointment with your leftypol buddies?
>pretending that r/politics and leftypol were ever more than 5% of this board
lol

thoughts on wirecard?

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ZOMG IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME YOUR IN DENIAL ABOUT .01-.02 DEATH RATE VIRUS
HEY FAGGOT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT HAVE CORONA ILL WAIT
HOW MANY PEOPLE WITH CANCER
HOW MANY DIED FROM DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS
HALF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY DIED FROM THE LATTER 2, NOBODY FROM THE 1ST. ITS CALLED LOGIC YOU FUCKING COINTELL CHINESE NIGGER, NEXT PLEASE

i meant screaming

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I can't wait for the boomer culling to reach full mast, bros

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Thank Christ. This board has a lot of potential. Takes all my strength not to try to educate these morons. I will start gassing them up instead

That's right user! You truly get what is going on

Based pentas

>try to educate
lol You're not half as clever as you think you are, redditor.

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this guy is proof we're not at the bottom

retarded trump boomers still think the Great Boomer Remover is the sniffles

how many people do you know have diabetus? high blood pressure? heart disease? asthma? he majority of Amerifats have at least one of those

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Brother can you spare some TP?

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Retard here, why is trading on margin even allowed? Seems to me like gambling with borrowed money is the pinnacle of fiscal irresponsibility, yet it's considered a normal and even encouraged part of doing business of wall street?

tbqh

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will pence announce trump's infection at noon?

Feel like going in on GUSH when stocks crash next week

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You missed it faggot WEW

Literally fat 60 IQ Australian bogans who bought 500 rolls of toilet paper WEEKS after it was obvious this was gonna be big are smarter and more redpilled than you

You put your trust in the fat retard and boomer-overrun nu-Yas Forums and now you are a

>NOMASK
>NOBEAN
>NOWIPE

faggot and the best you can hope for is to find a muddy stick to dig the shit out of your ass with while your starving ass lays in the street with blood coming out of your nose and mouth

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I did, when’s it going up?

That's exactly why they are afraid. Corona has proved to be highly lethal in patients with chronic conditions.

Chinese center
theres a reliable source
I get it now, zoomer black pilled retards w 0 life experience pray to corona gods they will kill le boomers off, ok cool brah im with you boomers are stealing my ss (millennial) but tbqh zoomers are spastic fucking retarded shallow niggers that like mumble rap and Xanax, desu your gen wont even make it

Hard to say, Bill Gates stepped down today so that should be some additional bear momentum.

money isn't real anyway. so extra fake money is perfectly fine. ETFs even do derivatives of derivatives

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ok cool post you said some things you probably laughed with your cat but it didn't really mean much go watch dragon ball z

>china is underreporting deaths
>china's mortality figures are too high
literally only one of these can be true at the same time, retard

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yeah that was pretty bold

>people shouldn't be allowed to take risks
>that'd be gambling buzzword

starts it's way to .55 monday, be sure to sell ahead of earnings on 3/27 then buy back in after it goes back to .3 for the fda approval moon mission.

CTR ZOOMERS KEEP CALLING ME A BOOMER BECAUSE IM SHITTING UP THEIR OPERATIONS, THEY CAME FROM LEFTY POL THATS WHY THEY CALL ME NUPOL SO OBVIOUS THESE LITTLE TRANNIES ALL OF YOUR REPLIES ARE LITERAL PROOF WHAT I SAY IS TRUE RETARDS

>IMPLYING CHINA CANT LIE ABOUT MORE THAN 1 THING

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>people shouldn't be allowed to take risks with other people's money
Yes

Based Boomer Remover

>Poke it and see what happens edition
>Popular brokers:
>pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
>Stock market words:
>pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)
>Risk management:
>pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)
>Live Bloomberg stream:
>livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)
>Educational sites:
>investopedia.com/
>khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>nhentai.net/tag/oil/
>Free chart:
>tradingview.com
>finscreener.com/
>screeners:
>finviz.com/ (embed)
>tradingview.com/screener
>etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
>investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
>biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
>bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
>dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
>fintel.io/
>Misc:
>squeezemetrics.com/monitor
>

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Margin trading promotes reckless trading. It's in the market makers' best interests to strip you away from your money to keep the market rolling (the so-called dumb money).

Just remember. When you are trading, you are not alone. You are competing against others while keeping yourself hidden from the big predators.

Based

Sounds good, I will do so.

No, there's another variable: confirmed cases. You are the brainlet.

Is Yas Forums going to be retarded on weekends when the day traders are sleeping? I guess so

in 2 months everyone will realize the denominator was wrong in the mortality rate. so fucking obvious, buy while you can

ANYBODY HERE NOT TALKING ABOUT MONEY AND TALKING ABOUT LECORONA CHAN IS OBVIOUSLY CTR SHILL TO CAUSE PANIC SWAY OPINION AND DRIVE NARRATIVES. THIS BOARD ISNT ABOUT POLITICS ITS ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY.

I don’t see the gains in this stock. It looks absolutely dead if you can explain why it’s gonna go up i might but i don’t see it.

I voted for Trump and pushed him hard. Now I can't wait for him to lose.

I cannot wait. I seriously hope you guys loaded up on SPY puts during the huge pump.

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@17800258
imagine thinking this isnt bait

how do i get a job as a shill?

T. Overconfidence

@17800258
imagine thinking this isnt bait

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IM HODL FOR THE WEEKEND SQQQ 27 CALL

>t. fed

>other peoples' money
It's borrowed. Has to be paid back.

First corona death in NY

>he has at least 17 variants of basedjack saved on his computer

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the economy is fundamentally strong there are no glaring bubbles like 08. you are an idiot. opec and Russia are a bigger problem than corona you idiot

rigosertib has been in development for decades and is fast tracked for approval by the fda as an orphan drug because there is no drug for high risk MDS. TA is pointless on ONTX; fda approval is the only thing that matters

@17800393
he has at least 17 variants of basedjack saved on his computer

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that makes sense. the federal government?
right. the left wing deepstate somehow goes to chan to NOT stoke fear and discontent. ok are you new?
fed reserve? wtf sense does that make>? what are you talking about you fuck

I think we’ll crab until wed probably but yeah we’re gonna kiss 200 before we sensually nibble on the nipple of 280