Google caught off guard by Trump website announcement

unironically Google should have done it either way. Would have taken 4 pajeets to link to the JHU dataset and link to Google accounts in cooperation with Walmart to do the testing.

Upload that testing data to the new map so that we all could have accurate and up to date data on the spread/cases. But no.

>Because orange man bad.

lmao I am already jerking off imagining the mass wall street and boomer suicides when Trump signs the executive order to nationalize their search index into a public good next monday

that's the final redpill

Share this news far and wide, I need the puts to pay for my grad school.

within less than a week we will learn that EVERYTHING trump said yesterday was utter lies

there won't be drive up tests available at every walmart
there won't be a website to tell people if they need to get tested

his speech was a desperate ploy and it only worked because people do not want to consider the alternative, which is that he REALLY has no fucking idea what he's doing and nobody is at the helm

Google, do evil.

there are a lot of pink sheets that are like worse, boomer versions of shitcoins, where the issuers legally exit scam

THE FUCKING MADMAN JUST MADE IT UP? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

But it was supposed to be the greatest website, the best website in fact

he isn't based enough to do it

Nobody is ever at the helm, Badorangeman didn't change that.

YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS CLOWN WORLD SHIT

wow deep

delude yourself harder

Oh god this is what made stocks go up by 10%? This is a joke, monday there will be blood.

i literally don't believe this article

kek they’re going to make a website either way. it’s not evil to say something is a rumor. also what kind of retard needs a website to tell them whether or not they feel sick? you afraid you won’t be able to find the Walmart, cvs, or target if google doesn’t tell you you’re sick?

>"Bogdanov, he think we crash it"
Pump it and flag it

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Lol they are developing a website. It’s a company called Verily whose parent company is Alphabet Inc. And the google engineers are volunteering to help build the website... so yes it is Google. Such a misleading headline.

God I hope so. I shorted sp500 during yesterday's rally

>"Instead, a health-focused subsidiary owned by Google's parent company, Alphabet, intends to launch a small-scale website next week to begin to triage California-based patients. The website will aim to serve a broader population only "over time" -- not "very quickly," as Trump said."

Thats whats actually a CNN article about the same thing. Clever manipulation of headlines yet again. Journalists get the rope soon....

There is a 100% chance this story is not accurate

>Why, Jus LOOK at all these fine folks we got onboard, corona-consoomers!
a fairly accurate summary

>It wasn't google it was a sister company owned by Alphabet lolol Trump said the wrong thing hahahahah what a dummy
Oh fuck off when people Say Google that's the same as saying Alphabet.

AAAAAAAANNNND THERE IT GOES.....

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Wired is under control by the CCP. Do you think the US was the source of WUFLU too?

This. Alphabet is making a website. Literally blatant fake news. every. time.

We Bobos are ready

according to the biztards it is the fault of Google and not of Trump who tells lies ...

same

Nigger it’s not open. Futures ope 5pmEST sunday. Fucking newfag

You really think someone who gets swapped out every 4-8 years runs the country?
LOL

>I guarantee they spoke with him and set him up
this
>I don’t believe Trump, but I don’t believe Google even more
also this

So in other words fake news strikes again?

Who knows at this point. How many times did we think we were going to make it then Bogdanov crashed it

>Instead, a health-focused subsidiary owned by Google's parent company, Alphabet, intends to launch a small-scale website next week to begin to triage California-based patients. The website will aim to serve a broader population only "over time" -- not "very quickly," as Trump said.
>"What we're building is a triage tool that will live on ProjectBaseline.com, and we plan to pilot it in California next week," said Carolyn Wang, a spokesperson for the Alphabet subsidiary, Verily.
>"Our aspiration is for the triage tool to be used much more broadly over time. Initially, we're linking it with several sites in the Bay Area to test and iterate, and collaborating closely with organizations like Quest Diagnostics and Labcorp who are also working on additional approaches to making testing more accessible and expedient in other areas."

Trump said
>"I want to thank Google," Trump said. "Google is helping to develop a website. It's going to be very quickly done, unlike websites of the past, to determine whether a test is warranted and to facilitate testing at a nearby convenient location."
There was no "bogus announcement. They are making something.

doo you believe there will be a website soon to provide corona testing infomation for all americans?

cnn.com/2020/03/13/politics/google-trump-coronavirus-site/index.html

The website isn't being made by google you idiot. If they lied to cover the president (why the fuck would they?) it would only be worse for them.

Even CNN? Hmmmmmmmm.

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>Instead, a health-focused subsidiary owned by Google's parent company, Alphabet
99% of the population has no idea who "Alphabet" is. It's still Google. Trump did well by referencing Google.

>Initially, we're linking it with several sites in the Bay Area to test and iterate
These retards. By the time they're done "iterating" the virus will be long gone.

>quick jab
Telling the truth about not working on whatever lie just came out of Trumps mouth is a jab? Is this really where we're gonna go with this? At this rate you people are going to start saying its "taking a shot" at the president to not immediately work towards making whatever lies he tells reality after the fact, and that Tim Cook should have known to change his name to 'Tim Apple' instead of saying his name wasn't 'Tim Apple'. Fucking slave mentality.

Who knows?

>Jesus Christ, this entire economy is like a giant shitcoin
>says the internet tulips buyer for the 99th time

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They just want people to SELL. SELL and vote for BIDEN

Already said this, but this entire media hype over reaction is an attempt to make trump lose the election

Based

Do you really think Trump will just give power to Biden if he loses? He'd rather crash the economy than give it to him at this stage in the game.

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I think Google is trying to avoid responsibility.

>Google literally could have made fucktons of money off this but sacrificed everything for a quick jab at the president.
They're trying to short stocks but Trump fucked them in the ass.

He is right though. Google should have went through with it to avoid panic. They could've shut up and worked the website in background, but they chose to be assholes instead.

or Trump could stop going on stage to ramble about shit that isn't true.

Yeah that corporate motto is long ago in the trash at google.

Trump did his announcement half an hour before the close of the market so the stock could rise before anyone had time to debunk his lies. What a genius.

It's being made by Alphabet, which is essentially Google.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_Inc.
>Alphabet Inc. is an American multinational conglomerate headquartered in Mountain View, California. It was created through a corporate restructuring of Google on October 2, 2015,[2] and became the parent company of Google and several former Google subsidiaries.[3][4][5] The two founders of Google assumed executive roles in the new company, with Larry Page serving as CEO and Sergey Brin as president.[6] Alphabet is the world's fourth-largest technology company by revenue and one of the world's most valuable companies.[7][8]

He's the President of Corporate America. If they don't do it, they are saying they are the Sovereign, not him. he's the kind of corporate. That's the President's role.

I don’t understand.

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Lol, wow OP. Yes, this was definitely google’s fault and not that of a sociopath desperately trying to lie his way out of an election-ruining crisis he helped engineer. Remember that he fired the national pandemic response team in 2018 to save costs. Also i hope you seethe when this is what galvanizes americucks to vote in bernie for socialized healthcare

So this is more typical liberal petty bullshit. "no no no its achtuhallly...."

Blue checkmarks can't get the rope soon enough

Why didn't they just say it was Alphabet inc. And let the masses connect the dots? Is trump committing Economic suicide?

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How old you guys are. Everybody knows that Alphabet = Google, it shouldn't even need to be mentioned. Alphabet ticker is 'GOOG'

holy fuck
the pump would be surreal
Please fucking do this. They literally cannot keep getting away with it.
If we're going to have clown world at least let something fucking hilarious like this happen.

Is the garbage media really trying to play gotcha with "alphabet is building it and Google is only a subsidiary of alphabet"? The jewery is unreal. This is the political commentary equivalent of correcting "your".

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Interesting I must have missed the part where Trump filled buses with illegals and drove them into swing states to vote Republican

There's no way he just made it up. He's getting fucked by some jews here. They definitely had a deal.

This is like a reverse of shitcoin shills with their Microsoft/AWS/IBM partnerships. I've noticed a lot of similarities with media and spinning Trump's words to the tactics of shills on here.

Trump hyped up this non-existent BS website to be the cure to the virus, old-age and national illiteracy tho. The only thing it could ever be was that what is intended, a No/No flowchart designed to stop the mugs demanding either medical attention or equally non-existent testkits. The CDC or whoever should be the ONLY fucking agency authorized to be fronting this shitshow. Having gutted the CDC, I'm guessing they told El Prez to take a flying fuck to himself, they wanted jackshit to do with Trumps Magic Cure Website. As would anyone sane, like Google. Trump was then not giving it up as the bad idea it is, but simply shoving this shit as far from his field of personal responsibility as possible. By Monday, all be forgotten, and someone will eventually come up with one-pager that says 'Yo, you Fine, goto bed for a week and wash your hands. Don't call us btw'