TO THE MOON NOW

>teflon don down
You do realize telfon don eventually got convicted and died in prison

good 1 brainlet

WTF WAS THAT

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This

Then link to that tweet nigger

Hard sell signal

>tfw you realize that was the final dip and bear trap before the golden bull run
the virus was just to a scam to get boomers to sell before the pump. the vaccine will be out in 2 months time. israel is already developing a vaccine

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Good thing any vaccine won't be distributed or trusted because Americans are illiterate tards

Oh man if that's true! We gonna be rich!

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Can't wait to have shabbos nanobots injected in my body.

>actually believing the covid scare is over
you are going to get rekt. it has barely begun.

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china announced that they already reached a peak of infected cases and the situation is contained. its been 80k cases for weeks now. if this is true, then the whole fucking thing has been hyped up to start panic in the streets in order to manipulate the markets as evidenced in the stocks and btc crash.
but who knows, maybe it will get worse. im just guessing

It actually feels like it's over now for some reason.

>It's actually real
This goddamn clown world, I love it

I don't know what's real any more. I see a girl on here i want to fuck and it turns out to be a man, and I still want to anyway. I'm getting memed on by the leader of the free world whilst the economy crashes all around us. What a timeline.

China essentially shut down to prevent further spread of the virus, something the US would never actually do nor be able to successfully pull off because we don't live in a completely authoritarian country

We haven't even gotten close to peak proliferation, and with a complete lack of testing in this country people are going to be spreading it around like crazy. Older citizens will get infected at high rates, ICUs will be overloaded, and there might not be enough respirators to go around (it's a concern right now at the hospital I work at)

Why would you believe anything that fucking China says? You know they've been locking up journalists for trying to report accurately on the situation. Also totally not suspicious at all that the number of cases there seemingly comes to a complete halt just as cases internationally start to explode so China isn't in everyone's spotlight anymore.

It's the fucking Chinese government. They will lie about anything to look better.

If it is true it's because China is an authoritarian state that took extreme measures far beyond what any other country is capable of or even willing to implement. I'm not one of these HAPPENING fags but you only have to look at the numbers in europe to see that this is far from over.

orange clown
this guy has the nuclear codes
SELL SELL SELL

The situation there is obviously way worse than anyone is reporting because going against the Chinese government narrative that everything is getting better will get you locked up. They just managed to arrest enough journalists and scare the rest into silence.

>20 minute rally carefully timed before the weekend closure
Are americans low IQ enough to believe that was real? We'll find out on Monday

LOL, wait and see when the anglos go ahead with "herd immunity" plan, because there's a lack of "scientific" evidence that quarantine works (not that there is any herd immunity to the seasonal flu haha so let's hope it's not like "just the flu" in this aspect). By the time they realise they fucked up there will be millions of anglos and pakis needing hospitalisation.

Good thing theh are on an island and we could just blockade them until they all die from their liberal retardation.

it won't moon lol monday's going to be another bad day for investors

>voted for memes and happenings
>trump delivers
comfy

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then what is your narrative?

Woohoo!!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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holy shit what a cope

>on his hands and knees fellating Walmart and CVS as it was nearing closing
>"get your coronavirus test, sponsored by wallgreens and mcdonalds"
>markets close
>15 minutes after market and DOW drops 300 points

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60000000 dead chinks in the oven and mass graves

I made 24k buying up puts this week aaaaaand currently I'm -3k in unrealized losses on the puts which I reupped on at 3:58pm yesterday.

I hope that the market dumps Monday so I can offload these, kek.

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The day after the crash that started the depression had the greatest % rise in history also.

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>respirators
>work in a hospital
In the United States of America, the only country that matters, a respirator refers to something like an NRB mask or a fucking P95 mask for painting kek. A ventilator like picrelated is what you were trying to mention in your shitty larp.
>t. PGY-3 that works in a large urban hospital, we aren't particularly concerned

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Sorry I'm a retard and had a brainfart. It is a genuine concern though from the people I've talked to though

here

its over

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noice. Can't wait to scoop up some sub-$1k BTC and sub-10c LINK by the end of the year.

I believe you, was being a little harsh lel. I assume everybody is a doomnigger these days. In my ICU, we genuinely aren't concerned about it based on the information that we know. That said, if it pops off, I definitely do expect to be triaging grandmas and grandpas and leaving them to pass with a hallway bed China style.

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AND IT ONLY TOOK ONE TRILLION DOLLAR, AMAZING

That it's not in their control at all and nobody really knows how bad it is there. It's incredibly obvious that they're lying about it to look better. Now they're even starting to claim that the outbreak didn't start in China at all just was first noticed there. Completely delusional or just lying as chinks do.

What does it mean? This is the modern era not backwoods trading at a market post. You cant compare back then to now it's a totally different circumstances.

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10 years to pussify a nation. What a great run it was.

Biggest sell signal ever , blood red markets next week.

Shh...they think it's a bull.

Trump has been hyping up the economy for two years.
Guess what the economy kept doing for those two years.

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Join, we are currently talking about this trash economy and crypto

This is not a sell signal this is the market stabilizing after a market correction. Bearfags go away

> 6% vs 0.03% fatality
so if 60M american get the corona virus the death toll could be 3 600 000
> just a flu

It's not a sell signal it's the signal that the dump is coming in a few days. This is the buy signal for the idiots.

>6% vs 0.03% fatality
Try to keep up with the news, almost nobody is getting tested for corona.
We have no idea what the mortality rate is.

Actually, we do. The Diamond Princess; a locked down cruise ship full of old farts, where the infection rate has been 20% for like two weeks, and the mortality rate is 1%.
Remember that this is under ideal disease-spreading conditions, and with an extremely high average age.
So the actual mortality rate is likely far below 1%.

>i buy because of what a senile retard says
no wonder this bubble is so massive

its definitely not 6%. the estimate is 2-3% now but it is much lower due to little testings in most countries.

people didn't panic as much then because the guy handling the situation wasn't a senile clown

t. not mentally prepared at all for 2020 lmao

theres going to be a federally mandated 2 week quarantine on monday, every bull is retarded

Whatever the real numbers are it's destroying hospitals. You can't just ignore it and keep the economy going, sorry to break it to you.

>In my ICU, we genuinely aren't concerned about it based on the information that we know.
You mean you guys are used to a lot of deaths? And, like, the exhaustion and everyone on staff losing at least one family member won't get to you?

china also quarantined the entire region, sprayed down streets and offices, and killed people who broke quarantine...